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  • Watching: donald duck
I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me well a devil
But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light and made a switch
True? Yes
And I fortunately know a little magic
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And dear pony please don't laugh I use it on behalf
Of the miserable, lonely and depressed
Poor unfortunate souls in pain in need
This one longing to be younger
That one wants to get the mare
And do I help them? Yes indeed
Those poor unfortunate souls so sad so true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying, "Spells,  Samael please!"
And I help them? Yes I do
Now it's happened once or twice
Someone couldn't pay the price
And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the brimstone
Yes I've had the odd complaint
But on the whole I've been a saint
To those poor unfortunate souls
The Stallions up there don't like a lot to be dazzle
They think a mare who doing magic is a bore
Yes on land it's much preferred for mare never doing to get fancy
And after all dear what is idle prattle for?
C'mon they're not all that impressed with conversation
Two Stallion avoid it when they can
But they dote and swoon and fawn on a mare who's withdrawn
It's she who holds her magic who not gets her stallion
C'mon you poor unfortunate soul go ahead make your choice!
I'm a very busy Demon Lord and I haven't got all day
It won't cost much just your voice!
You poor unfortunate soul! It's sad but true!
If you want to cross a bridge my sweet
You've got to pay the toll take a gulp and take a breath
And go ahead and sign the scroll!
(Pain, Panic, now I've got her, boys)
The boss is on a roll
This poor unfortunate soul
  • Watching: donald duck
I’m full of Halloween semen, I don’t know what that is but it’s hot
It’s a sparkling orgasm, inside an pumpkin cookie shot
And when I put my Halloween hat on it’s a needle full of Halloween glee
Coating my house in Scary shit
and Universal studios trademark intellectual property
Cause it’s Fogging
I love scaring
and I fu fu fu fu fu fucking love Halloween
Setting up the lights
So my fucking house screams
cause I’m fucking batshit crazy about Halloween
If Halloween was living
I’d fuck it to death
and then consume it’s body
For it’s Halloween breath
cause it’s growing
I’m not stopping
I fufufufucking love Halloween
Ladies and gentlemen, did you know that on top of dying for all our dark desires, Count Dracula plays a wicked electric guitar? LISTEN! You dance! You fucking dance! That’s our lord of fucking darkness you mother fuckers!
I’ll buy all things orange and black,
accumulating thousands in debt
I’ll let it ruin my life,
Making it the best Halloween yet
And I’ll play those halloween horrors until my ears will bleed with halloween terrors,
It’ll scare the shit outta you but it’s only getting bigger every year!
Cause it’s snowing
I love shopping
and I fu fu fu fu fu fucking love Halloween
I love those stop motion shows
That scare the shit outta me
cause I’m fucking batshit crazy about Halloween
I bathe in halloween candies until your soul is dead
Cause I’m soaking
in sweet toppings
and I fucking love Halloween
and the feels, and the deals, and the Costumes, and the steals at the Target
Keep it longer, make it stronger, nothing’s wrong here, I could stay here all year
Smell the crazy, feeling hazy, something’s tasty, at the Macy’s downtown
Getting higher, feeling wired, I’m inspired, I’m on fire right now
I love the over marketing for making deplumes
By the way this song’s available on itunes
I wanna smash it open ‘til it’s stiff and horrors
and maybe search its brains for its halloween monster labs
and then drink it’s blood ‘til I lose control
and the halloween madness will take it’s toll!
Tranquilizer hits him
it’s fogging
and I love scaring
and I fufufufufufucking love Halloween
Enough to build tranquilizer immunity
I must be fucking batshit crazy about Halloween
I’ll kill anyone not celebrating with me,
Your resistance is feeding my insanity
Cause it’s fogging
I love scaring
so put that candle in to that fucking pumpkin
and buy me a fucking tv
We’re going on a shopping spree
my pumpkin patch scares with DVDs
I my heart is filling up with horrors
can’t help what’s is going over me
I fufufufufucking love HalloweenThis Is Halloween by LT-Arts
  • Watching: donald duck
Orlesian Soldier: 'Allo! 'Oo is it?
Allister: It is I, King Allister, and these are my companions to stop the blight. is this the temple of the sacred ashes
Orlesian Soldier: This is the the temple of sacred ashes Guy de Lombard.
King Allister: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred
quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us
in our quest to stop the blight.
Orlesian Soldier: Well, I'll ask 'im, but I don't think 'e'll be very keen-- 'e's already got
one, you see?
King Allister: What?
morrigan: He says they've already *got* one! pathetic creatures
King Allister:(confused) Are you *sure* he's got one?
Orlesian Soldier: Oh yes, it's ver' naahs.
(to the other soldiers:) I told 'em we've already *got* one!
(they snicker)
King Allister: Can we come up and have a look of the sacred ashes?
Orlesian Soldier: Of course not. You're ferelden types.
King Allister: What are you then?
Orlesian Soldier: I'm Orlesian. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?
warden hero: What are you doing in ferelden?
Orlesian Soldier: Mind your own business.
King Allister:If you will not show us the sacred ashes, we shall take the temple of the sacred ashes by force!
Orlesian soldier: You don't frighten us, ferelden pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Allister King," you and all your silly ferelden K-nig-hts
Orlesian soldier: ( raspberry)
lelianna: makers breath what a strange person
King Allister: now look here my good man
Orlesian Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
  • Watching: donald duck
no longer can celestia hold her
Vipera the queen has escape from the belly from the earth
She had crack wide her rocky tomb
her magic powers had demonic and poisonus
When equestria cover darkness revitilzed her wicked in Socerery
Beware those any pony who venture in the circle towering stones
for here vipera will be goddess
  • Watching: donald duck
I was only 9 years old I loved Donald Duck so much, I had all the merchandise and movies I pray to donald every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given "duck is love" I say; "Duck is life" My dad hears me and calls me a faggot I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Donald Duck I called him a cunt He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep I'm crying now, and my face hurts I lay in bed and it's really cold Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me It's Donald I am so happy He whispers into my ear "welcome to the club." He grabs me with his  feathery duck hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees I'm ready I spread my ass-cheeks for donald duck He penetrates my butt-hole It hurts so much but I do it for donald I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water I push against his force I want to please donald He quack in a mighty quack as he fills my butt with his love My dad walks in donald looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all duck now." donald leaves through my window duck is love. duck is life.
  • Watching: my little pony friendship is magic

Beata Celestia You know I am a righteous mare Of my virtue I am justly proud (Et tibit Pater (And to you, Father)) Beata Celestia You know I'm so much purer than The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd (Quia peccavi nimis (That I have sinned)) Then tell me, Celestia Why I seeing there in there Why her smold'ring eyes still scorch my soul (Cogitatione (In thought)) I feel them, I see them The sun caught in there raven hearts Is blazing in me out of all control (Verbo et opere (In word and deed))


Like fire Sunlfire This fire in my skin This burning 

Desire Is turning me to sin


It's not my fault (Mea culpa (Through my fault)) I'm not to blame (Mea culpa (Through my fault)) It is the human girls The witches who sent this flame (Mea maxima culpa (Through my most griveous fault)) It's not my fault (Mea culpa (Through my fault)) If in Celestia's plan (Mea culpa (Through my fault)) they made the devil so much Stronger than a man (Mea maxima culpa (Through my most griveous fault)) Protect me, Celestia Don't let the sirens cast her spell Don't let her fire sear my flesh and bone Destroy The Bisket twins And let them taste the fires of Hell! Or else they be banish and banish alone


(song pauses, guard knocks on the door)Guard: mistress luna, the elements is gone luna: (speaking) What?Guard: their nowhere in equestria

there gone .luna: But how? I... Never mind. Get out, you idiot! I'll find them! I'll find them if I have to burn down all of equestria!


(song resumes) Sunfire Dark fire Now Humans, it's your turn Choose me or Your pyre Be mine or you will burn (Kyrie Eleison (Lord have mercy))Celestia have mercy on them (Kyrie Eleison (Lord have mercy)) Celestia have mercy on me (Kyrie Eleison (Lord have mercy)) But they're will be mine Or they're will burn! 

i do not own both MLP and the song from the hunchback of norte damn 

  • Watching: game of thrones

the dragon's fire glows red and everyone's dead not a body to be seena nation of ash and cinders and it looks like I'm the queenThe flames keep roaring like the dragons that's inside Couldn't keep it in, 7 hells only knows I've tried Don't let them in don't let them see,be the good girl you always have to be, conceal don't feel, don't let them learn,well now they've learned! Let them burn, let them burn!they're no longer my concern!let them burn, let them burn!Time to show the world it's my turnI wont care, how they're going to scream! Let the fire rage on. Dragon's Flames never seemed to bother me.

It's funny how this inferno makes everything look bright. And the fear that once controlled me, set everything alight !It's time to see what I can do,to test the limits and break through. No right, no wrong, when it's only me! So i'm free! Let them burn, let them burn! See my dragons across the sky Let them burn, let them burn! Like a dragon i can fly I wont care, how they're going to scream! Let the fire rage on. my power surge through the air and around My soul's the flames that will burn this world down to the ground! And one move sparks ignition of my vengeful wrath! I'm never going back, the iron throne i must have.  let them burn let them burn Raining down Armageddon to them , Let them burn let them burn Their precious world is gone! I wont care, how they're going to scream! Let the fire rage on Dragon's flames never bother me 

if daenerys sangs this if the game of thrones is in disney

when I trying to enter my artwork they just don't care and they always refused every time I enter it I just want to delete my account and not to go to the DA no more
:( Waaaah! and I have no friends on DA they all hate me
I quit for this stupid site because u guys never cares for my work and my very 1st group I can't take it anymore the groups i'm in is nothing to me but rudness and never care of my work i'm sorry but I quit and I hope u happy and ashame goodbye forever and u guys sucks and i'm sixk and tired from all this refusal to my work
for now on FB and DA i got no respect on groups i'm in and my feelings is hurts and everybody in groups is starting to hate and they thought i brought chaos and disturb the peace and i fell like crying and my heart is in shred and broken and nobody cares to me in the group and in deviantart the declained my art work and I been ignored in the group on both FB and DA  as well
ok i just got off from the shower then I just saw my name is erase and I been tricked from some idiots stole my brony group and I was angry and upset and I report those idiots it took me 2 years to made it and now its down the drain I told my friend to report them as well now i'm sad and upset and after they did it I was begin to cry my hard work of bronies alliance is gone forever now my heart is empty Waaaah!  now they put porn in the group
I just got back from work then I just got this message from facebook  then I just read it before I eating my lunch  then it said " I saw u put porn on tumblr and I never believe and trust u I unfollowed u on tumblr and I unfriend u at facebook u are official not my friend good bye forever then I try to reason with her to tell her its was my real friend did then she don't believe me then she said if u text me again I will block u so I made a sad crying face then she block me forever now I just feel like crying  :cries: but for now i'm eating  a big tub of  Hagen Daz ice cream and watching half baked movie  now my heart is broken and shredded forever :cries:
I trying to make friendship to other people but they refused to me but why they refused me i'm a kind and gentle spirit but I hate they refused my friendship now my heart is broken and shatterd all because they said "sorry" that mean go away to me now I just want to cry :cries:
my friends are treasures to me but some friends to but some of my friends are refused to me I about to cry inside kind a like my high school year when I ask my friend to be my partner then she refuse and shes a christen too I thought christens helping people but its not true they they  i'm a monster why am I so sensitive then I ask my friend at deviant art  then she said  " Look you are a very nice person and I'm glad and honored you want to be friends but I don't just meet someone and immediately become friends with them on fb and stuff! That's my private life and unless I get to know you more personally I keep devArt people out of it. I'm sorry if you don't like that but it's just the way I am. why i'm so different :cries:
The first time when i be on facbook i was happy but then they block me for 14 days thats kinda ok but then after 14 days is up then i was looking some more friends on fb then block me up for 20 days is kind a little bored then 30 days block i was  so furious and with rage for every month i can't take it any more i was bout to scream i think facebook is pure evil to tormited me i can't stand it any more I HATE FACEBOOK SO MUCH SCREW YOU FACBOOK AND SCREW YOU BUTCHHARTMAN >:(
the worst summer ever is al begin in some where in june when i was working outside at my work then later in july it still 3 digits so i called summer mordor because its evil