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The Doughnut Tree
The Doughnut Tree
By InvizKing
Once, there was a maiden young and fair whose appetite for pastries was beyond compare.
When frolicking through the forests with glee, she spotted a most peculiar tree.
Upon its branches pastries did grow; heavy was their fruit with a glazed glow.
Upon her knuckle she did bite, for there was never a more glorious sight.
With nary a shake, the doughnuts fell and into her mouth they did dwell.
Lighter and fluffier than an angel's wing, they tasted so good that her heart did sing.
No matter how many she ate, her tum did not fill: to eat them all was a foreseeable thrill.
There was only one left, a doughnut of gold. Could she eat it? Was she truly so bold?
Stuffed though she was, she always had room for a doughnut that belonged on the hand of a groom.
It's taste was outstanding, her ecstasy sated, but what became of the tree had her twitterpated.
Where once was a tree, abnormal with treats was now a young prince carrying an assortment of meats.
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InvizKing
King of the Invisible
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Caveat lector.
It only took nine years to get aboard the Twitter bus. By 2020, I should have a semi-active Tumblr account.

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Lezbetta Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2018
Thanks for the watch! :)
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Forcedlactationlover Featured By Owner Edited Jun 26, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for the Llama. In return, here is a little ditty by the late, great Ogden Nash:
Thanks for everything! 
 
A one-L Lama is a priest.
A two-L Llama is a beast.
I think 'twould be the cat's pajama
If I could see a three-L Lllama.

Llama...an important part of life 

It's good to hear from you after some time apparently off. 
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Venatari Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2018   Digital Artist
Thanks-For-Watching by Venatari  
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TheBongGolem Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey, thank you ever so much for watching me, its an honor ^-^
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CerealStuffer Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2017
thank you for adding me to your watch list please be sure to browse the rest of my works !
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TB-Arts Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Gosh, the world famous InvizKing watched me ;w; I feel so honored!
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PaddyWhacMacDaddy Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks you so much for the watch, I hope I don't let you down ^u^
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squarewave29 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you for the watch!
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monk001 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks for the watch!!!
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White-Jacketed-Fool Featured By Owner May 31, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you kind sir for the watch! ^^
Hope you don't mind me returning the favour? : D
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QueenHeartChan Featured By Owner May 15, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh wow, thank you for the watch!
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nylonwave Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
Thanks for the watch! :D
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ObeseQueen Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
From one writer to another, I'd like you to answer this poll on word choice:
What do you prefer to call it...
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spider123357 Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2014  Student Writer
Excuse me, but I remember a story like waste not want not, but the lady fell through the floor, and the guy had been feeding her, secretly. Not to say I didn't throughly enjoy Waste Not, Want Not. 
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Triple-B-Lovers Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
thx for the watch ! :)
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BlamePicasso2012 Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2013  Professional General Artist
thank you for the watch!
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Hypnagogum Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2013
Thanks for ze watch!
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Flintlass Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013
Thanks for the watch. =]
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MamaLuma Featured By Owner May 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thank you for watching dear :heart:
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MrCandyMan007 Featured By Owner May 8, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Holy moly macaroni!

Thank you so much for the watch, InvisKing! It's an honor! :D
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ITAOHS Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you very much for the watch :meow:
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Fudgepops Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2013
Anyone home?
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daysdays Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you so very much for the watch, I absolutely love your stories. :D
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MrCandyMan007 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Amazing stories, InvisKing. I've been meaning to Watch you for a while now, but it always slipped my mind :P

Keep up your awesome work ;D
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CaligulaClone Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
You continue to be one of my favorite artists. Not enough good popping stories out there.
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