The Dungeons and Dragons GeekAnd in our group there was a Dragons geekHis skin was white, and his body was weakBut what he lacked in strength and body massHe made up for in knowledge of Wee Jas.He warned the others about her powersHis truthful teaching went on for hours.After he was done, the Pardoner said,"You and I are brothers, my good friend!""Dear sir, are you accusing me of lies?I swear to Vecna my words have no tiesThey are free and true, Nerull strike me down.You say we are brothers? To that I frown."There is no loyal a man than the geek.Just ask the elves, orcs, or dwarves: they'll shriekAnd talk of his goodness and vast wisdomSurpassing that of a silver dragon.Even Erythnul will show him pardonFor his path has been chosen by Fharlanghn.He is destined to help those most in need,To spread the word and sew the seedOf Gods and Goddesses seated most high,Which can be hard, since he hardly sees sky.
Genesis: Geek StyleTHE GEEK'S BIBLE'First, there was the word. And the word was a typo.'"JESUS!""What?""Can you help me with this thing?""What're you – Oh no dad! Where in your name did you get a Window's desktop?""Traveling salesman.""Dad, if I've told you once I've told you a thousand times, all the traveling sales men who show up are from hell. Literally.""But he was so persuasive!""Demons usually are. Oh well. Let's see what I can do with this thing.""So you can still use it?""Well, what do you want to do?""Create a universe.""Oh. Well then…let's open a word document. Here we go. Now start typing, and be careful. You can't delete, so – Oh no!""What?""Dad, 'word' is not spelled w-0-r-d.""Now it is."And so the w0rd came to be.'And god created the earth, and he looked upon it, and proclaimed 'W00T!'"Okay Dad, I made you some things to download. This one downloads the world, th