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Adventures of Sparky
Note: This is a rushed retelling of recent DayZ events over skype messages. That's why it has no real body or storytelling aspects but it is still quite funny.
And so begins the tale of sparky..
As sparky was on his way to us, he came across a gun but as he was going to pick it up.. someone shot him, breaking his legs.. as he lay there in pain.. he was handcuffed, bagged, and dragged into a room for interrogation.. and thus the torture began, he asked him simple questions first.. name, intentions, shoe size, favorite color.. that sort of thing.. but then he starting asking his friends.. about us.. not wanting to betray his buddies.. he held strong! but every time he asked a question to find out where he was.. he was punched.. but sparky was to be saved.. sort of.. by another player!.. another player came by and realized there was something weird was going on.. of course the 2 players didn't get along so the gun fight began.
In the midst of the chaos.. sparky struggled out of his cuffs
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Pathfinder: An Odd Group Chapter 5 :iconinstaphail:InstaPhail 0 5
Pathfinder: An Odd Group Chapter 4
Chapter 4: The Plot Goes to Shit - via killer cults, civil war, creepy butlers, and hot Dukes
So, we arrived in the palace, and were sent of to train with our respective trainers - Pit with Torin the massive, ripped half-orc fighter, Chastity and Gideon with Elsith the elf longbowoman, who has no boundaries, and Gilyan with Galfrik, the opium addict wizard with the pissy cat. Alea went to the temple of Lissa to vigorously 'pray'. All night. With the other priestesses. Anyway, we all learned awesome new things, and not just class ability-wise. We were still hot on the trail of the cult of Balkazar, and discovered surprising new links. Apparently, his chief worshipers are from Tiros, one of the opposing Houses, the one that is rigidly religious/crazy. Balkazar caused the quarantine disease, which apparently cannot be cured. Also, the Duke was talking to invisible people. Or Gods. We aren't sure. Anyway, we decided (after the whore overheard this bizarre one-way conversation) that it was
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Pathfinder: A Odd Group Chapter 3
Chapter 3: We Could See Clearly Now the Rain has Mostly Gone... except Jon
When that storm broke, all the drunkards were still passed out (except Alea), so Gideon and Gilyan went wandering the town, and found a horse. A black horse. A black stallion horse. Gideon befriended it and went for a showpony bareback gallop around the empty town. After the drunkards woke up, thye all had massive hangovers (except Alea). Alea took pity on the grog noobs and cured their hangovers. The voice in Jon's head told us to go north, so we did. Somewhere along the way, there was another storm. We took shelter (in a cave), except for Jon, who went permanently blind and deaf from lightning. Alea once again took pity, and cured his deafness and some of his blindness. Now he sees black and white. Anyway, heading north a punchup between Pit and Jon somehow happened, and we all got frozen. By the goddess Ilena. She told us all (not just Jon) that we had to go north to the lands of House Arktos. It sounded like
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Pathfinder: An Odd Group Chapter 2
Chapter 2: Lightning, Lightning, Very, Very Frightening
Journeying through many an empty village, our heroes were soon imposed upon by a storm. It wouldn't have bothered them, except that lightning bolts were determined to kill them, and they were in the open. They ran into a forest (which Gilyan recognised as the Fey Forest), and still had lightning shoot at them. They chilled there for the rest of the storm. Pit thought it would be a great idea to use her sword as a lightning rod, and instead caught the attention of an invisible thing, which thought it would be fun to screw with our heads by jiggling the sword. We freaked, and Pit punched it. Also, some of us became temporarily deaf. Meanwhile, Alea woke up in the field, and discovered that she had no pants. She wandered back to her town (now devoid of life), and proceeded to the tailor shop, made herself some smashing pants (out of a skirt), and then got piss drunk in the tavern cellar. After the storm broke, the main group made the
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Journal History

  • Listening to: Nothing really
  • Reading: Nothing but I need to read
  • Watching: Supernatural, Glee, Bones ect
  • Playing: Fable series and Scriblenauts
  • Eating: Pringles
  • Drinking: always
Hello DeviantArt,
it has been a rather long time hasn't it.
But I have graduated high school so I am now free from the sick twisted torture known as school.
I am now able to roam all the video game lands I desire and ignore everyone in reality easily.
I have recently been replaying the fable series and I know Fable 3 sucks blah blah blah.
Not to mention watching copious amounts of youtube videos be it PewDiePie, Tobuscus, Danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil, Smosh, SmoshGames, ect ect.
I am looking for new ideas on things I could do to pass the time since I am a free person and all!

All thats next is to await and see if I am accepted into University which will in turn cause myself to move towns and most of all leave the den that is known as my room and become SOCIAL!


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Hey just a big nerd that love doing whatever :P


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Ragna89 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
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