Well might as well call up Ash Williams for this.
Where's Batman when you need him?
Well, at least you didn't have some nut wearing a Captain Kirk mask crash your party!
FOR THE LAST TIME WE DON'T WANT SEASON TICKETS TO THE REDWINGS GAME
Oh, that's so awesome. Looks like you've got a spot to stash the bodies, at least.
I didn't say a word to anyone the entire time I was there...and my machete was real LOL