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How to Defeat a Teenage Superhero by Inspector97 How to Defeat a Teenage Superhero by Inspector97
Give them a Cell Phone.  

Got this idea watching my two nieces at family gatherings. Jubilee of the X-Men helps illustrate my point.
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:iconamerican069:
american069 Featured By Owner May 21, 2018
LOL. This is so hilarious.
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:iconinspector97:
Inspector97 Featured By Owner May 21, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks :) x men gif jubilee aoa 
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:iconamerican069:
american069 Featured By Owner May 21, 2018
You are welcome
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:iconanicomicgeek:
Anicomicgeek Featured By Owner May 24, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Unless she screws the phone up, anyway.:XD:  Nice work.:)
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GhostShell5 Featured By Owner May 23, 2017
At least she's not walking and texting. Saw somebody doing this the other day, they nearly got hit by a car when they tried to cross on a red light. Nice work.
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:iconinspector97:
Inspector97 Featured By Owner May 23, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I see tat a lot to
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MarkFanboy Featured By Owner May 22, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks for reminding us how cute Jubilee was!
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:iconinspector97:
Inspector97 Featured By Owner May 22, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
No problem
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Sailmaster-Seion Featured By Owner May 22, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
JUBILEE: WTF? That skank Boom-Boom called me a knock-off of her on Twitter? OMG! Seriously? I'm ROTFLMAO!

BOOM-BOOM: What? Two super-cool teenage girls who blow stuff?  How are you not a knock-off?

CYPHER: You see?  This is what happens when you give teen-age girls smart phones!

DAZZLER: Besides, we all know that you're both cheap knock-offs of me! :)
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:iconpaws4thot:
paws4thot Featured By Owner May 22, 2017
I get where you're coming from; I've seen groups of teens walking down the street "together", with their noses buried in cell phones!
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:iconinspector97:
Inspector97 Featured By Owner May 22, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yep...zombie hordes 
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:iconpaws4thot:
paws4thot Featured By Owner May 22, 2017
Except that the zombies will actually notice your presence!
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megapirate675 Featured By Owner May 22, 2017  Student General Artist
Depends.
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:iconpaws4thot:
paws4thot Featured By Owner May 23, 2017
Sure YMMV but IME it's possible for them to walk into stuff like lampposts!
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:iconinspector97:
Inspector97 Featured By Owner May 22, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
True
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:icondeadpool100000:
Deadpool100000 Featured By Owner May 22, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
She's probably texting Robin. (Because the two did became a thing in the DC Marvel crossover comics)
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:iconinspector97:
Inspector97 Featured By Owner May 22, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I remember :)
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:iconoboeshoes16:
oboeshoes16 Featured By Owner May 21, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah, pretty much
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tokyofox200 Featured By Owner May 21, 2017
Almost a perfect weapon! It would be perfect if it was not for the fact anyone can get sucked into using the cellphone more than they need too or should do..
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:iconinspector97:
Inspector97 Featured By Owner May 21, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Not me... and I like to think I'm not alone
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tokyofox200 Featured By Owner May 22, 2017
 You are not alone.. In fact I don't use my cellphone for anything beyond a few calls a month and it sure don't have all the fancy stuff a cellphone don't need.. Nope.. I treat it like it should be.. A phone for important calls!!! I was just say some older people have gotten sucked in.. But personally I got other things to do and/or amuse me.. 
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:iconinspector97:
Inspector97 Featured By Owner May 22, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Agreed
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:iconmike-the-dabbler:
Mike-the-dabbler Featured By Owner May 21, 2017
Internet, giving birth to borglings everywhere!
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:iconinspector97:
Inspector97 Featured By Owner May 21, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Or zombies
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:iconmike-the-dabbler:
Mike-the-dabbler Featured By Owner May 21, 2017
If I find a hammer can I play whack-a-zombie?!?!
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:iconinspector97:
Inspector97 Featured By Owner May 21, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Only if they are undead zombies
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LegionaireB Featured By Owner May 21, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Was Negasonic Teenage Warhead an inspiration for this piece?

Also, who would give Jubes a smartphone when she can't even keep a Walkman in one piece?
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:iconinspector97:
Inspector97 Featured By Owner May 21, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
No my nieces were.
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Ne0natomy Featured By Owner May 21, 2017
Indeed. This was my niece and nephew when me and my parents came to my brother's house Christmas morning. He just got them cell phones (at 9 and 10 respectively) and this was all they were doing and nothing else mattered. Broke my heart...
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:iconinspector97:
Inspector97 Featured By Owner May 21, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's the future of social behavior I'm afraid
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:iconzeonista:
Zeonista Featured By Owner May 21, 2017
Truth! CURSE YOU!  
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RK-Striker-JK-5 Featured By Owner May 21, 2017
Totally true. Heck, this would probably work on some adult superheroes, too. I do like the phone-lighting on her face. Quite nice.
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:iconinspector97:
Inspector97 Featured By Owner May 21, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks :)
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BalloonPrincess Featured By Owner May 21, 2017  Hobbyist Filmographer
**Giggles!**

My mother, before she passed, got to smack hands of the grandkids for coming to the dinner table with those things.  :)

A wonderful piece of work.  :)
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:iconinspector97:
Inspector97 Featured By Owner May 21, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks :)
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:iconballoonprincess:
BalloonPrincess Featured By Owner May 21, 2017  Hobbyist Filmographer
Always pleasure.  :)
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:iconrassilon001:
Rassilon001 Featured By Owner May 21, 2017
You've just stumbled across the evil Supervillains plan to end all plans... who needs fancy mind control devices and brainwashing spells when you have iphones and black berries?
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:iconmrtenso:
MrTenso Featured By Owner May 21, 2017
It still works with middle age nerds. I know it well.
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:icondarianblood:
Darianblood Featured By Owner May 21, 2017
Lol, good plan!
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:iconinspector97:
Inspector97 Featured By Owner May 21, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks :)
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A3Kitsune Featured By Owner May 20, 2017
Nice.                                                                                                      Ring Ring cell phone 
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:iconinspector97:
Inspector97 Featured By Owner May 21, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks :)
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Victor2K Featured By Owner May 20, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
LOL
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:iconshidyk:
Shidyk Featured By Owner May 20, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
lol A truly useful weapon against a teenaged hero. :XD:
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:iconnewben10:
newben10 Featured By Owner May 20, 2017
haha yes!
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:iconmaskedhero100:
maskedhero100 Featured By Owner May 20, 2017
Now THAT is funny...not to mention very viable way to get a superhero/super heroine wammied. Like that smallvile episode "Delete."
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:iconjkrolak:
jkrolak Featured By Owner May 20, 2017  Hobbyist Photographer
Just as long as the assorted super villains don't come to that revelation.

Given the trend to ever more teenage, and the lower teens at that, heroes, the first evil doer to create an unlimited super plan will achieve world domination.
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:iconinspector97:
Inspector97 Featured By Owner May 20, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Darkseid need only make an app..... that may be more effective then the anti-life equation 
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:iconjkrolak:
jkrolak Featured By Owner May 20, 2017  Hobbyist Photographer
Better yet, the Anti-life app....

We're so doomed!
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:iconinspector97:
Inspector97 Featured By Owner May 20, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Completely 
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