"I love that apparently, Chris is the kind of guy who says 'Geeziz'. Headcannoned forever, now!" Look, man, no one, least of all me, knows what I was thinking when I wrote this stuff.
I'm cleaning out my fanfiction.net account--still debating if I delete this one (with backups of course) like I have the others--and realized this story hasn't been updated in, get this, THIRTEEN FRIGGIN YEARS.