Shave away the negativeDo me a favor, and grab me that shaver.For there is lots of bad that make me feel sad.No more of the past, I want it gone fast!I just want to shave it away and make a brand new day.Don't question my command, it's not a demand.It's just a favor from you, my friend so sweet and true.I can't deal with the thought of what my past has brought.I just want to shave it away and make a brand new day.What's more to ask for if the past makes me real sore?The regrets I hold are getting very old.I want to start anew, and my mistakes be few.I just want to shave it away and make a brand new day.And with the past left back, I can join the right packof people so positive and so deeply intuitive.These "angels" I've seen have wiped my past clean.What can I say? I've made a new day!
The Sneak AttackRandom Item: Blue CrystalTime period: During a War in SeptemberNarration: Present TenseProtagonist: Female kill-joy who is an accountant. Name: BirgitFalse Protagonist: Male, adaptable, who is a curator. Name: QuinRelationship: Old Friends"Well, we meet again," Birgit says as she and Quin approach the battlefield."Yes, it has been a long time," says Quin.The two approach the enemy squad, ready to fire."Shh, get down!" Quin quietly shouts to Birgit. "They're planning a sneak attack!""So what do we do?" Birgit questions. "All I do is manage the paychecks for soldiers. I've never been in battle before!"Quin pulls out a blue crystal."How is THAT petty thing going to help us?" Birgit says in disgust.Quin thrusts the blue crystal at the enemy soldiers. The crystal ignites and bursts into a toxic sparkling blue cloud, choking out the soldiers."That thing, seriously, just wiped them out?" Birgit questions in confusion."Yes," says Quin. "...but there's something you should know."