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I Met the Soldier - It Was Bad

".... GEEZ! Soldier, what the HELL is wrong with you??!" :iconmadnoesplz:

Soldier: "GYEE HUH HA HA HA HAAA!!! MAGGOTS!"

Me: "Dude, what are you DOING?"

Soldier: "Outta the way, cupcake! That camera is a SPY!!"

Me: "...WHAT? That... that's just my webcam! WEBCAM! Get with the times!"

Soldier: "Yer not foolin me you knucklehead Spy! Pop your head right through that camera right NOW and I'll rip your eyes from their sockets!"

Me: "Look! Mister Doe! I'm trying to Skype with my older sister, do you MIND?"

Soldier: "That Spy has taken our Intelligence for the LAST TIME! Lemme in there and I'll plant my boot up his ass!"

Me: "Dude! I can't see anything!"

Soldier: "I know there's a Frenchy in there somewhere!"

Me: "Hey! Stop hitting my computer!"

Soldier: "Stand back, cheesecake! This is no place for a little lady! I'm gonna blow that Spy outta his frilly pink leotard!"

Me: "Cheesecake? Little lady? You're a sexist! SEXIST!!"

Soldier: "VOMIT!"

Me: "Oh my GOD... Can someone tell me how to put this Soldier back where I got him from? When Valve said it was sending me my own Soldier, I didn't think they MEANT IT!! This has got something to do with that damn TF2 Mac Update, doesn't it?"

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(Is a dedicated PC gamer.)

LOL!! :XD: That was too fun. :giggle: This is my submission to the "Quick Fun Project" for #MORONTOPIA.

The project required us Miraculous Morons to Photoshop (or GIMP, in my case) a video game character into a real life piccy. Simple.

I decided to play around with a Gmod image of the Soldier from Team Fortress 2.

I hope the other members do this, too. :roll:

The Soldier and Team Fortress 2 are © Valve.

Picture belongs to me. =therage311

Enjoy! :)

EDIT: And believe it or not, somehow this was inspired by THIS SONG. :| So get your earplugs ready.

No Macs or PCs were harmed in the making of this image. A Soldier, maybe, but no computers.
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Little-Ginja-Phoenix's avatar
Hehehe this is brilliant x'3
InfiniteFruit's avatar
Hurrhurr, thanks. =P
The-Glass-Flamenco's avatar
I bet that would be annoying. 
flandre495's avatar
Howd you get him over there
InfiniteFruit's avatar
DSplayer1212's avatar
Thats not Soldier is Painis Cupcake
InfiniteFruit's avatar
Yeah, they were supposed to send me a Soldier to keep the damn hippies off my lawn, but they sent this defect Painis Cupcake. If only I knew that then....
zofraniro's avatar
You look like Miss Pauling from the TF2 comics. :D Funny story, Soldier is stupid and doesn't understand technology...
InfiniteFruit's avatar
Hahaha, what?! :XD: Hahahaaaa! :rofl: Miss Pauling, huh? :laughing: Well, thanks! Yeah, Solly is a little empty upstairs... :lol:
zofraniro's avatar
In a good way! And Solly is also racist: [link]
InfiniteFruit's avatar
Oh of course. I've heard him enough times to know. :greetings:
KHKYLE2's avatar
.........................that smile


OMG! :iconpainiscupcake2plz:
Ecfor's avatar
"That camera is a SPY!!"

haha that's awesome
Failtality's avatar
Ohgod this is great xDDD
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St-Darian's avatar
Dude your face is priceless...
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:iconimsrsapervplz:
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