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Summers' Bliss Chiffon Cake
There isn't much to Arizona for the outdoor loving northerner from Michigan with its bountiful natural life offered there, but there is one thing that Arizona has over Michigan.
The smell of citrus blossoms filling the air around your heed warning to whats to come; fresh citron. Oranges, lemons, grapefruit, and for the lucky few, limes.
At first, it goes slow, only a small number of succulent fruit ripening at a time. However, soon you become overwhelmed by the amount of fruit coming off the tree. Now if you don't personally have any citrus trees in your backyard, don't worry, you won't be left out. You will become surrounded by them no matter where you go. Super markets begin to pile them high at the door. Neighbours will bring you grocery sacks full of them to get rid of them. And the dreaded co-workers who you though were friends begin to bring in bushels in, tempting you with their vibrant colour, succulantly sweet and juicy flesh.
In the blazing heat and in possession of all this
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For You
Your hair falls upon your face
As gentle as evening fog caresses the ground
Hiding patient eyes as rich as the
Glowing moon in the darkest of nights
Bold and blue, sparkling like the
Twinkling stars high above my reach
Deeply filled with life and passion
Personality matched by none in this world
My mind, mesmerized by the movement
Of your soft, sweet lips as words escape
Ringing in my ears, drawing me to my knees
Your voice lulls me to a far away land
Where nothing matters but you and me
Feelings of love and tranquility consume my heart
As your voice fills my head and I soon
Forget my worldly troubles and worries
I long to hold you near
Your warm and gentle touch
Sends me soaring to a far and better place
Away from pain and suffering
A place only imagined in dreams
Thriving with love and happiness
The rising of your chest with each and every breathe
My mind slumbers with the gentle motion
And the sound of rushing air past your lips
All in rhythm to our beating hears
The only thing that
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Torment and pain pushing me near the edge
As my visions grow bloody and dark
What can I do to make this all go away?
With a mind consumed by darkness
Only one solution comes to mind.
Yet sheer will to see what life has in stored for me
Keeps me from my last resort
If only somehow i knew of its worth.....
Would that make it easier?
Will it give me the power to change the outcome?
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My blood begins to pool beneath me
The last few drops i hold with in
Can no longer feed my wrists
Writhing in pain as light begins to fade.
My surroundings begin to blurr
A blood soaked rose is all that is left
Bringing back one last memory
The smell of roses past linger in the air
Their beauty surpassing all but yours
The smiles they inspire that brought my world into light
Why has it come to this?
Where did it all go wrong?
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Chocolate Covered Strawberry by IMntHRimEVRYWHER Chocolate Covered Strawberry :iconimnthrimevrywher:IMntHRimEVRYWHER 12 24 Delectable Edible Artistry by IMntHRimEVRYWHER Delectable Edible Artistry :iconimnthrimevrywher:IMntHRimEVRYWHER 5 26 Snoopy Birthday Cake by IMntHRimEVRYWHER Snoopy Birthday Cake :iconimnthrimevrywher:IMntHRimEVRYWHER 15 32 Under the Sea by IMntHRimEVRYWHER Under the Sea :iconimnthrimevrywher:IMntHRimEVRYWHER 493 218 FYMdAID by IMntHRimEVRYWHER FYMdAID :iconimnthrimevrywher:IMntHRimEVRYWHER 1 0 Apple filled Phyllo Tart by IMntHRimEVRYWHER Apple filled Phyllo Tart :iconimnthrimevrywher:IMntHRimEVRYWHER 24 15 Mousse 'Egg' by IMntHRimEVRYWHER Mousse 'Egg' :iconimnthrimevrywher:IMntHRimEVRYWHER 129 29 Amaretto Cheesecake by IMntHRimEVRYWHER Amaretto Cheesecake :iconimnthrimevrywher:IMntHRimEVRYWHER 104 34 Polycarbonate molded truffles by IMntHRimEVRYWHER Polycarbonate molded truffles :iconimnthrimevrywher:IMntHRimEVRYWHER 23 35 Rum Truffles by IMntHRimEVRYWHER Rum Truffles :iconimnthrimevrywher:IMntHRimEVRYWHER 14 2 Mimosa Truffles by IMntHRimEVRYWHER Mimosa Truffles :iconimnthrimevrywher:IMntHRimEVRYWHER 23 26
My awesomely incredible work, or at least I think its all that. :P

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As part of the Culinary Arts week I am posting a themed 25 deviation feature from the culinary arts galleries every day. I am also posting information, interviews and knowledge articles as part of this week, check them out here.
Today's feature theme is CHOCOLATE CANDY! I hope you enjoy:
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Remember to :+favlove: this article and :+fav: and comment on any deviations you enjoy, it means a lot to the artists.
Bon appetit,
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Today's feature theme is SUGAR SCULPTURES! I hope you enjoy:
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Artist | Artisan Crafts
United States
Current Residence: Murray KY
Favourite genre of music: almost anything, rap is still not my favorite, some songs are good though
Favourite photographer: Ansel Adams
Favourite style of art: Impressionism and food art
Operating System: Windows XP
MP3 player of choice: IPod Touch
Favourite cartoon character: Pink Panther
Personal Quote: 4 out of 5 voices say GO FOR IT!


Fri Oct 9, 2009, 1:53 AM
OH MY GOD!!!!! iv done it again. i hav lik over 550 messages and deviations and such to go through. IM SOOOOO SORRRYYYYY!!!! i totally swore before that i would never do it again but it ended up happening again. things hav been so weird here and iv been trying to hav a good time w/ friends before i go on to New York for college in the spring. that and ive been having some issues w/ depression and sleep problems, but i guess, if im up all night doing nothing, i might as well be on here going through all these.

and :iconarkinhas: im soo sorry, ive jst been having trouble finding the motivation on working on the plaque i owe you. im sooo sorry. i do promise you i will get it done, i jst cant promise when it will be. im pretty sure it will be before my journey to New York for college.

to all the :+fav:s and :+devwatch:s iv recieved, im sorry i cant say thank you personally(well, for what the internet will allow), but truly, THANK YOU!!!! one thing is for sure, a comment will guarantee a reply from me :)

its not really helping that im not home very long enough to get on the internet to take the time to go through all my messages as they come through. but i will try my hardest.

Luv you all and bare with me.


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Coffee: Sleep When You Die by CariShidao simply irresistible stamp by SheilaMBrinson
:thumb60398770: Smile Stamp by Tibb-Wolf vampire stamp by Dragonsanddaffodils
  • Listening to: sounds of a country evening and scattered showers.
  • Reading: tryin to read your messages.
  • Watching: random tv stuff
  • Playing: farmville and cafe world on fbook
  • Eating: nada
  • Drinking: nada



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AceOfStCanardKLy Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013   Artist
HBD n pls comeback!:iconcakeplz:
nikita666 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
happy birthday ^^
theartjunkie Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2010
I love you! :D :D :D

I mean hi :P
IMntHRimEVRYWHER Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2010   Artisan Crafter
lol thanks..... =P
sbennyj Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2010
thanks for the faves add!
IMntHRimEVRYWHER Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2010   Artisan Crafter
no problem
bvswimmer33 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2010
Thanks for the fave!! Much appreciated!!! :D :D :D
IMntHRimEVRYWHER Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2010   Artisan Crafter
your welcome
Alabastra Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2010
Thank you for the :+fav:!

IMntHRimEVRYWHER Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2010   Artisan Crafter
your welcome and thank you likewise lol
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