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Lex Luthor presidential campaign jokes

I've found a way to cope. Hope these cheer you up like they did for me. He promised to build a wall around the ionosphere and make Mars pay for it.Assured voters that when he said "grab her by the ," it was just 'hidden lair talk'.He's a former Orange Lantern. 'Nuff said.Convinced his supporters that "Crisis on Infinite Earths" was rigged.Persuaded a Daxamite woman (who looks a lot like the über-gorgeous adult film star Madison Ivy) to be his latest trophy wife with the promise of citizenship.At one point it looked like he was trying to steal the Power Ring from Green Lantern Ch'p. Turned out he just wanted to borrow his tiny gloves to w
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Lex Luthor presidential campaign jokes

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Lex Luthor presidential campaign jokes

I've found a way to cope. Hope these cheer you up like they did for me. He promised to build a wall around the ionosphere and make Mars pay for it.Assured voters that when he said "grab her by the ," it was just 'hidden lair talk'.He's a former Orange Lantern. 'Nuff said.Convinced his supporters that "Crisis on Infinite Earths" was rigged.Persuaded a Daxamite woman (who looks a lot like the über-gorgeous adult film star Madison Ivy) to be his latest trophy wife with the promise of citizenship.At one point it looked like he was trying to steal the Power Ring from Green Lantern Ch'p. Turned out he just wanted to borrow his tiny gloves to w

In your opinion, what's the scariest movie ever?

In your opinion, what's the scariest movie ever?

The most common choices people have for the scariest movie ever made are The Exorcist and The Shining. But personally, I never found either one of them to be scary. Heck, I found parts of them to be unintentionally funny personally. Yes, they are really well-made groundbreaking movies and all, but I wouldn't say they scare me all that much. Now, for me, movies that are closer and far more deserving of being considered the scariest movies ever are those where it feels disturbingly real. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the original), [Rec] (especially the last 10 minutes), and The Blair Witch Project are great examples of this to me (I haven't se
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it's frustrating being so malleable

it's frustrating being so malleable

I think one thing that differentiates me from most people is that arguments on the Internet actually CAN change my entire outlook on things. Because I'm such a dumbass that I completely overlook one glaring piece of logic that, when pointed out to me, completely demolished my entire belief system. There was a time where I was actually naïve enough to think 'hey, maybe that guy running for President isn't as much of a racist as people say.' And I thought that because I was one of those idiots who mistook my own ignorance of problems for a lack of problems to be noticed. I mean, I live in New Hampshire. I know absolutely nothing about everyday society and all the prejudices in it. Sometimes it seems like a big part of the issue is that there's not a lot of room in this world for nuance. Everyone has to be all-in to the extreme, one way or the other. And it's not just real life, my opinions on entertainment and pop culture are just as flimsy. Like with Captain America: The Winter Soldier.
https://www.fandom.com/curated/fandom-on-twitter-2744 ...oh, just f***ing f*** you!

weird thing happened after i saw 'Joker'

weird thing happened after i saw 'Joker'

so we were in the car on the way home a few hours ago. and i was explaining the significance of at one point in the movie when he says that he had a "bad day". then mom accidentally hits a radio button on the steering wheel, and guess what song it changed to? "Bad Day" by Daniel Powter spooky, right?

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ImdaBatmanHobbyist Traditional Artist
thank you :)
Happy birthday.
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thank you :)
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Have a Happy Birthday. :)
ImdaBatmanHobbyist Traditional Artist
thank you :)
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You're welcome. :)

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