Toon Patrol + Ed Edd n Eddy

(This is sort of an "incorrect quote" kind of thing that I posted on Tumblr. I don't normally try stuff like this. But while I was watching an episode of Ed Edd n Eddy, there was one part of it that made me laugh...so...hard! Then, I imagined what it would be like if the Toon Patrol experienced the chaos from the funny part, which led me to making this journal entry.)

*Smarty is an owner of a fancy cordless telephone. Unfortunately, he did not heed the previous owner's warnings about it bringing bad luck to anyone who answers it. The toon weasel has already experienced two disasters. Immediately after recovering from the second disaster, the phone rings a third time. Of course, Smarty answers it.*

Smarty: Y’ello? (*Hello)

*Suddenly, an ice cream bike bursts through his office door! It bounces around the room, somehow missing Greasy, Wheezy, Psycho, AND Stupid. The bike then rebounds from the ceiling and lands on Smarty with a crash. Stupid takes the phone from him.*

Stupid: (casually) Duh, Smarty's in pain now. He'll have to call you back.

Stupid: (hangs up the phone as if nothing's wrong)

*Bonus: Psycho and Stupid help themselves to some sweet frozen treats from the ice cream bike.*