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Halloween in District 9 :iconillydragonfly:IllyDragonfly 1 0
Deity Daily- You got it all wrong! by IllyDragonfly
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Deity Daily- You got it all wrong! :iconillydragonfly:IllyDragonfly 5 3
Sexier than any girl project 7 by IllyDragonfly
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Sexier than any girl project 7 :iconillydragonfly:IllyDragonfly 6 5
Beetlejuice customized wig tutorial by IllyDragonfly Beetlejuice customized wig tutorial :iconillydragonfly:IllyDragonfly 2 0 DIY Steampunk gun process tutorial by IllyDragonfly DIY Steampunk gun process tutorial :iconillydragonfly:IllyDragonfly 7 2 Admit it, Pitch... by IllyDragonfly Admit it, Pitch... :iconillydragonfly:IllyDragonfly 8 0
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Happy Halloween 2018- Work dress code by IllyDragonfly Happy Halloween 2018- Work dress code :iconillydragonfly:IllyDragonfly 8 2 collab with blood-pleasures Ready for Halloween? by IllyDragonfly collab with blood-pleasures Ready for Halloween? :iconillydragonfly:IllyDragonfly 10 0 Don't torture yourself Gomez... by IllyDragonfly Don't torture yourself Gomez... :iconillydragonfly:IllyDragonfly 12 8 Glamorous Beetlejuice by IllyDragonfly Glamorous Beetlejuice :iconillydragonfly:IllyDragonfly 9 3 Who summoned me?? by IllyDragonfly Who summoned me?? :iconillydragonfly:IllyDragonfly 10 7 The hell are you doing human? by IllyDragonfly The hell are you doing human? :iconillydragonfly:IllyDragonfly 12 3 Zombie frappe by IllyDragonfly Zombie frappe :iconillydragonfly:IllyDragonfly 12 10 Don't go to sleep... by IllyDragonfly Don't go to sleep... :iconillydragonfly:IllyDragonfly 16 8


This is who I am part 4
Snowfire gasped and sat up in her bed holding her chest, she had been taking a little nap while she waited for Soundwave to return.  But she was awoken with a sharp pain that hit her which in turn caused her heart was pounding in her chest now. Looking up towards the clock she got worried, Soundwave should be back now. Where was he....he would not leave her yet...he had always stayed with her until midnight so he should still come back....he would have told her if he had to leave no matter what...
It had now been six hours since Soundwave had gone to lunch; he had not come back yet....where was he....  She could defiantly see someone was standing in front of her door; it was the other guard that would watch her at night. She did not care much for him, since he never spoke to her and hardly even looked at her.
He would not even answer, she kept asking where Soundwave was and he would just ignore her.....why! Where was Soundwave!! All this was just making her more and more stre
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This is who I am part 5 :iconfierydragonwriter:fierydragonwriter 1 2
All Coffin Boxes for Sale!
Hello again, everyone!
We all know it's that spooky time of year again, and we're all decorating and getting ready for that special night.
That's why I am officially announcing that every single coffin box shown below is for sale!
The rest of the coffin boxes, including the older ones are also for sale; everything is for sale! Although, not all are listed below.
To check out the rest, please visit my folder here~
I'll keep adding more coffins to this list as time goes on, and remove others that have already been sold.
So, if you see something you might like, you may want to check back soon if you can!

The set price is $15.95 USD through PayPal ONLY.
If you're interested in a coffin then please don't be afraid to send me a note asking about the certain one you'd like.
Please provide the title and number of the coffin box to ensure I know which one you're referring to.
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TMNT Secret Santa Sign up - 2018 IS CLOSED
There are new rules this year please read.

This year, 2018, TMNT-FAN-GROUP is hosting a Secret Santa, again.
We know that's it's only October and you are probably wondering why so early? Well, the reason is to give people time. The problem with waiting until mid-November is that there isn't much chance to think about what you would like for Christmas nor time to draw or write your gift for your Secret Santa. So we are starting the sign-ups now.
How does Secret Santa work? Well, every person that takes part is required to create a gift for another fan who is also taking part. This way, everyone both gives and receives a gift. Only, until it comes, you won't know your Secret Santa is. 
Basic Rules:
You are required to create something, a story or piece of art (if you are feeling really ambitious, perhaps even a comic) for your registered Secret San
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Lydia by DarkEros Lydia :icondarkeros:DarkEros 68 9 late drawing Happy Poleepkwa by KlfunsskXD late drawing Happy Poleepkwa :iconklfunsskxd:KlfunsskXD 12 7 Vampire Float and Blood Pie by fairchildart Vampire Float and Blood Pie :iconfairchildart:fairchildart 142 9 Halloween Icon Batch 1 by LaurenBanbi Halloween Icon Batch 1 :iconlaurenbanbi:LaurenBanbi 8 2 Eyeball and Coffin Charm Beads by KillerKatDesigns Eyeball and Coffin Charm Beads :iconkillerkatdesigns:KillerKatDesigns 5 1 AskTheo48 copyComic: Ask Theo #48 by INKTigerArt AskTheo48 copyComic: Ask Theo #48 :iconinktigerart:INKTigerArt 48 13 Commission - Helen and Kiri selfie final sketch by suthnmeh Commission - Helen and Kiri selfie final sketch :iconsuthnmeh:suthnmeh 15 10 Spritz Spritz by Solitaire-Me Spritz Spritz :iconsolitaire-me:Solitaire-Me 315 37 Illimitable Dominion by Solitaire-Me Illimitable Dominion :iconsolitaire-me:Solitaire-Me 488 27
This is who I am part 3
Time went by quickly; it had been a few weeks now since Snowfire had grained better control over herself since Soundwave had started helping her. There had been more kisses between them now; while their relationship grew so did Flairfire and Knock Out. Thought the elder woman had been feeling more and more worried about Snowfire and Soundwave, she had even gotten ill because of how much she would worry. Not being able to eat much, nor get to sleep at night. This meant she would not be able to go to work, which should have eased her worries a little. Since it was less likely she would be cached with her forbidden lover, if it were for not that forbidden lover prone to worrying and over thinking things as well.  She just hoped with all her heart, that Knock Out would keep his promise.
Unaware of the dangers they meant be in, the happy young forbidden couple were sitting within Snowfire room. Sitting upon her bed, the girl giggled softly as she was making a plush toy. “So I've
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This is who i am part 2
Flairfire had made her way back from her daily trip to Knock out’s room; she had heard what had happened and wanted to go help. But Megatron had informed her until full security checks had been done, she would be banned from going to Snowfire’s room until everything was sorted. Flairfire has almost gotten to Snowfire new room and gasped seeing Soundwave outside; she thought the worst and ran over “what happened is everything ok? She asked in a worried tone, normally the guard would be inside the room. To insure Snowfire did not hurt her, or just to keep her happy and content. After all too much isolation could make fragile minds even worse, that would be something the asylum would like to avoid at all costs.
The guard was startled by her but hurried to nod, before stepping away from the door to allow her pasted. This was really weird, Soundwave never acted like that before. Something seemed so off right now, looking at the man more closely she studied his face and bod
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This is who I am
Today was meant to be a pleasant day, it was bright and sunny and people were being civil with each other. Guess that could not really last for too long in this asylum, things have just gone from ok to really bad within a few seconds.
Being locked in a room with someone who would either want to kill you very slowly, in the most painful way possible or rape you to the point you forget your own name and point of being was not what I had planned today.
Was I really that unlucky, but there was something that was even more strange than my current predicament. why had no one notice the young woman take the tools she needed in order to lock us both in this room?....wait...why was there no one coming ....there were no far had she plan out this event?
These were all the thought that were rushing though the confused guard mind as he was trapped within a room with his charge , who was currently in not in her right mind. For she had other personality’s that were a part of her
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by Neko-Vi

This is my first critique and I really hope no one will get hurt or consider it too amateurish. As artist Nekovi is clearly talented, f...


IllyDragonfly has started a donation pool!
4,873 / 10,000
So I'll buy commissions, I'll donate to my friends and will do more contests and giveaways! :D

I improve a little more every month, check my gallery if you don't believe me or feel curious. Sometimes my commissions take a while to be done, but I assure you that you'll be fully satisfied once I'm done. :)
I accept POINTS always and art trades sometimes!

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My commissions

-If someone is interested I sell prints of my photos too!
-I can draw humans, animals, aliens, monsters, chibis, mecha (not too complicated), mhythological animals, anthro, sexy, funny, sad things... ask me and I'll tell you if I can do it! :thumbsup:

-One chibi (normal, zodiac sign or with a food/drink you like) 200 :iconpointsplz:

-One colored commission no background 300 :iconpointsplz:

-One reference sheet for 400 :iconpointsplz: with the information and the details you need

-One full colored comic page 500 :iconpointsplz:

-One poem or short story 100 :iconpointsplz:

-One paper doll of your character or avatar 300 :iconpointsplz:

-One photo commission (you can choose among: animal, plants/flowers/mushrooms, landscapes, or me holding a fansign) 200 :iconpointsplz:

Extras include: more than two characters, backgrounds
or for stories longer than 2 pages or for poetries longer than 1 page.


These are icons and stamps made for me by great artists. NOT FOR FREE USE, they are my PRECIOUSSSSS! Thank you.

Boyfriends an alien stamp by athyn100 Boyfriend will eat you stamp by athyn100 IllyDragonfly Fan by British-Prophetess Breakfast Otherwise I'll Bite You by British-Prophetess Diet stamp-Request #6 by SilviaStarlight5
pixel icon by Freysen (here I own just the middle girl)
.: RQ :.icon by XD-or-what

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Sexeh Time by Jasmo
Icon commission for IllyDragonfly by pixelMizu Cat in a box by seedles Re-animation Potion by Radda11 Icon Angerona by Korhann Deathdancer by No-pe Zombie Angerona Icon by Korhann Death Dancer by No-pe and edited by Jasmo by IllyDragonfly Commission for IllyDragonfly by That-Cake Widget Comm: Asphodele icon by Korhann Illydragonfly By Silverthetwilight-d8pigxf Angeron by IllyDragonfly Angerona Newest Gif by miss-alchemist Gluttony By Apocapoop-d9c9r5b by IllyDragonfly Krampus by Jasmo Briza Icon by KingshorseAdopts Halloween Icon Batch 1 by LaurenBanbi (I own the Jack Skellington one)

Honored by having them by my side

:icontheoracledragon: :iconfierydragonwriter: :iconi3-byusagi: :icondear-cotton-candy: :iconmmsmith1777: :iconraneem90: :iconjasmo: :iconnon-nobis-domine: :iconxenopreddragon: :iconblood-pleasures: :iconfuure: :iconcompeepip: :iconfiji-fujii: :icontheta-xi: :iconlittlescavenger: :iconsakurayagami: :iconlinda065cliva: :iconynnep: :iconspaca: :iconmapuri: :iconsinistrosephosphate: :iconkorhann: :icongarnetdawn: :iconpredaguy: :iconyukioni:


To Do List

1) 'I'm sexier than any girl, bitch!' project (coming soon)
2) 'More badass than any boy, man!' project (need good virile poses)
3) Contour challenge with my OC
4) Crack pairing challenge (need to start)
5) Keep going with 'Asylum stories', 'Deity Daily' and 'Spring is in the air' with :iconkorhann:
6) More Luminians and Kessians artworks/stories
7) More art with Angerona the dead fox
8) More art with Alexis the werewolf
9) Kiriban 166.166 prize for :iconkorhann: Silly bald Chandru
10) art trade horror themed with :icontheoracledragon: (discussing about details)

Empty (for now)

Warning to all the ones who are here for the COSPLAY photos

Just some clarifications because I had to answer to these questions quite often:

:bulletgreen: YES, I post photos of other people in cosplay, not just me.
:bulletgreen: YES, if you want you can post the photos I take of you online, BUT credit me with a 'Copyright 2018 IllyDragonfly' in the description.
:bulletgreen: YES, if I photographed you, you could find your photo in my 'Cosplay' folder, BUT just if the photo satisfies me. I won't spam my watchers with a ton of bad lit, blurred, or with lame poses cosplayer photos. Sorry.
:bulletgreen: YES, you could find your photo in my 'Cosplay' folder, BUT this doesn't mean it will be in my gallery forever. I get picky the more I take photos and sometimes I clean my folders a bit. So save your photo and don't torment me asking 'Where is my photo, why did you delete it?!?'
:bulletgreen: YES, if I photographed you, you can ask me in a private to send you the photos.
:bulletred: NO, I DON'T KNOW most of the cosplayers I take photos of (I personally know like 1% of them) and I won't give you any personal information, unless I have their plain authorization
:bulletred: NO, tormenting me with tons of 'when will you post my cosplay photo???' won't make me post them faster. Actually, if you are rude and clearly come all friendly to me just to have your photo in cosplay will just make me change my mind. I do it for free and for passion, so be polite.

And most importantly:
:bulletred: NO, I'm NOT going to do sexy/hentai photos in cosplay for ANY price for ANYONE. Please don't be gross.

Thank you for your attention. :)


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Would you actually PAY to be a Core Member... if dA became Eclipse? :? 

7 deviants said Absolutely no! :no: sorry guys, the profiles look hella ugly, with no customizations! (my choice as well)
1 deviant said Yeah, looks modern and neat! :nod:
1 deviant said I can't see it as preview yet, and I didn't play with it when dA released it the first time! :shrug:


The great day is now really close, it's almost here!
Totally excited and a bit sad that October is ending
For this guy with a ghostlike charm a hail may I hear?
Have been around since 1993, a BIT old I'm feeling! 
More impromptu Halloween cosplay coming in your way,
On the 'Be yourself just a little bit creepier' chariot I'm going to enthusiastically hop!
Some cheap wearable costumes to enlighten your day.
The best has black hair and cut roses, to figure it out don't torture yourself... that's my job! 
It's almost October, every weirdo please leave their lair,
New stuff every two days at 3 AM, time for black magic
Celebrating just one day a year would be just too tragic!
Let's unleash our darkest side and rejoice, if you dare...

This Saturday I'm going to flee for a comiccon people,
It has been such a rough week I really need some cosplay and to have a blast,
Hoping my skills improved, even if with this warmth my furcoat won't last!
My undead diva is back, will do a Before vs After sequel! 

I warned you all in a post and a poll some days ago,
To whoever loves free stuff and a good adrenalin rush
For my kiriban at 166.166 pageviews the last mad dash
Post a screenshot of the magic number and be fast, GO!

The Dragon and Its Treasure: Hoarding CLOSED

Journal Entry: Sun Sep 23, 2018, 4:55 AM

Greetings, fellow inmates: 

The time is upon us to welcome another Hallowe'en season. It is, truly, the most wonderful time of the year. To celebrate the second Hallowe'en of the Asylum, we would like to present you with a contest so you can join us in rapt anticipation of the oncoming feast day. We hope you can make it. 


The fairy-tale dragon is the prototypical pathological hoarder. It accumulates trinkets and baubles as treasure and guards it with might and mien. It can't use any of this stash, of course. And ultimately, what it had amassed force it to live in caves and relative squalor. And ultimately, when the adventuring knight comes calling, not even the mighty dragon can take its loot with it. 

Today, the hoarding disorder is defined as: "A pattern of behaviour that is characterized by excessive acquisition and an inability or unwillingness to discard large quantities of objects that cover the living areas of the home and cause significant distress or impairment." It's considered as a behavioural disorder that has been associated with health risks, impaired functioning, economic burden, and adverse effects on friends and family members. Unfortunately, the research going into Pathological Hoarding Disorder has only just begun. It's not considered a stand-alone mental disorder in the DSM (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual) of psychiatry as of the latest edition. Yet. 

We at the Asylum believe that the hoarder deserve as much attention as other mental disorders. With such an illustrious spokesperson(?) as Smaug the Dragon, it's time for us to shed some light on this ill-appreciated disorder. 


Here are the general rules to abide by: 

  1. You have to be a patient of :iconthe-lunatic-asylum: to enter the contest. Not a patient? Click "Join the Group" on our homepage The-Lunatic-Asylum and embrace the insanity.
  2. All medias accepted. This includes all visual media (drawn or taken with a camera), literature and artisan crafts.
  3. Start date: 24th of September End date: 30th of October time zone PDT
  4. New entries only. Your deviation have to be submitted from 24th of September to 30th of October.
  5. Add to top of your description what your work was done for :iconthe-lunatic-asylum: contest. Thank you.
  6. Entry have to be your own. No line arts, no bases.
  7. For photomanipulations: If there was used any resource (such as stock photographs or textures) they have to be credited in your descriptions.
  8. If there are collaborations the prize will be given to just one of the participants and then they'll have to divide it.
  9. Please respect the theme during your creative process. 
  10. The judges can inspire you with a work, however, they do not count as participants and cannot win. 
  11. Submit in 'The Arena' folder. You can enter as many times as you want but you can win only once. 


Judges inspiration, just to break the ice! They cannot win, so don't be shy and start creating! 
The Hoarding PoemHome is a shelter, only with all my belongings I feel calm,
Everyone has a hobby, why you just keep tormenting me?
Lately I'm really into collecting things, without a single qualm,
Please stop scolding me, saving items fills me with glee!
My landlord is such a bloody asshole and his decision is just so unfair,
Evicting me because of the neighbors, the smell isn't that much to bear!
People started avoiding me when I venture outside, you are the worst
Loneliness is something I fear, emotions are a landmine
Even if the floor is cluttered I can move around just fine,
Accidents occur, if you get all my stuff I really think I might burst
Safety isn't so important, happiness is something I can pay,  
Eventually I'll utilize that, don't you dare to throw it away!
Overstock by SinistrosePhosphate

Actual contestants
:iconctdsnark:  his cold,dead hands by ctdsnark 
:icontheoracledragon:  Little Hoarder“You are a hoarder!” This is what I was told before and will constantly be told by my mother, I can’t help myself if I like things and hide them in my favorite spot. I love how many I have and all the different shapes, sizes, and colors they all are.
I don’t know what a hoarder is, am I what that is? I’ve been told that a lot by my mom and dad, while they observed me carefully with one of my toys. Every time they think I ‘lost’ one, they would give me another.
Perhaps they are curious about my collection, but they still call me a hoarder. I love my toys and would find a new place to put them. I like playing behind the couch and hiding them there so I don’t have them put in the toy box. I like the toy box being close by, yet I want my toys hidden behind the couch where I can play with them in privacy. These toys are my pass time when I’m inside, the rain outside can be so annoying and the last few times I left toys out there I got sc
:iconaimeedouglass:  Canned Food by AimeeDouglass :new:
:iconmalintra-shadowmoon:  The HoarderHilarious laughter escapes from her and forces itself outside.
Only a new piece of matter makes her happy and she needs to have everything.
All the rooms are crowded and stuffed and things are hoarded in large piles.
Restless gathering and collecting of possession becomes a burden when it comes to managing it.
Dreary and dull time goes by and dear are the things to her; so attached is she to them that she cannot let go.
Indispensible are they: Suffocating abundance and useless provision.
Never will she be able to take the things with her into the coffin to another world.
Gold and material slip away, when she will already rest for eternity.
:iconfierydragonwriter:  Gems , Coins and unusal hoardGems, Coins and an unusual hoard
“Hmm not that way this is just too frustrating”, a soft growl escaped my mouth. “Grr why can’t I just find the right parts to fit in the right places” huffing some smoke out of my nose as I move away from my work area. Its extremely hard working with small parts but that makes it all the more rewarding once the projects are finished. So getting annoyed over little things will not do, it would only set me up to make mistakes and I don’t want to have to go out and find more parts. Mainly because it’s far too cold outside right now, maybe I’ll get my brother to get me some more…then again he does find my hobby rather strange so he might not do it for me. Another growl escapes my lips as I stand up to go get something to eat, yawning as I rub my eyes. It was late so I should maybe try and get some sleep, but when I start work on a project like this its normally best I get it finished or I won’t get


First prize: 100 points from IllyDragonfly / one commission from IllyDragonfly / one critique from SinistrosePhosphate/ one feature from SinistrosePhosphate

If we have 20 or more participants (judges contribution excluded)
Second prize: 50 points from IllyDragonfly / one chibi commission from IllyDragonfly/ one feature from SinistrosePhosphate

All winners will be featured at The-Lunatic-Asylum 's front page and their works will be put in the 'Featured' showcase. Also...

We are looking for donors! Please contact Dr Psychic if you are interested. 


:iconillydragonfly: Dr. A. Psychic, Medical director. 
:iconsinistrosephosphate: C. Syn, D. Div., guest consultant. 

“Hoard food and it rots. Hoard money and you rot. Hoard power and the nation rots.” 
― Chuck Palahniuk, Adjustment Day

Skin by UszatyArbuz

Journal History


Artist | Varied
Other websites (but I'm always on dA):
LiveJournal (written works) name illydragonfly
Furaffinity.Net (visual art) name Ladysadique01
If you want you can watch me there too. ;)

I like using stamps (as you can see!) but I didn't create them.
These stamps are done for me by my dear friends
Boyfriends an alien stamp by athyn100 Boyfriend will eat you stamp by athyn100 IllyDragonfly Fan by British-Prophetess Breakfast Otherwise I'll Bite You by British-Prophetess Diet stamp-Request #6 by SilviaStarlight5

I love drawing and writing, and taking photos. I love my cat, and I'm a fan of Predators, District 9 aliens and Transformers: sexy alien fans unite!
What else mhm... ah! I'm a cosplayer, older than 21 when I started and proud to be! ;)

Current Residence: Under your bed, ih ih!
Favourite cartoon character: Sebastian, the black butler and Starscream by Transformers prime!
Personal Quote: Acqua cheta rompe i ponti

Free counters!


Can't go anywhere unless I'm in costume XD

A sneak peak into my head and mood


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IllyDragonfly Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2018   General Artist
He wants to hog all of Arun (or Alankar? Probably both XD) time and attention... but having 100% of Alankar attention can be pretty dangerous. XDDD 
Korhann Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2018  Student General Artist
Oof what kind of danger it can be?
And yes he is a true attention hoe XD
IllyDragonfly Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2018   General Artist
Like a whole marathon of bdsm with Anaya tied to a bed and forced to get close the relief (without ever reaching it) for a looong while. XD  
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BigClaudia Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
IllyDragonfly Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2018   General Artist
Hi there! ;)
BigClaudia Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Ma ciaoo
IllyDragonfly Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2018   General Artist
Qual buon vento ti porta all'ingresso della mia cripta? 
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IllyDragonfly Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2018   General Artist
Perfect when you feel cold in your arms... and nowhere else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDD
Korhann Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2018  Student General Artist
XD right?
Now has a meme with people drawing their chars on it
Poor Arun
IllyDragonfly Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2018   General Artist
His maboobs wouldn't fit any kind of tight fitting stuff anyway: he would Hulk himself out of them just flexing his arms. XDD
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KaidokJ Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2018   Digital Artist

Thanks for the llama :happybounce:

I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.

His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.

So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that drama? :shakefist:


Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out. 

*End of cue card*


And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.


IllyDragonfly Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2018   General Artist
I will surely take a look, I'm curious to know more about Kevin! XD
KaidokJ Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2018   Digital Artist
Stop by anytime. We're always open. Nodody's home, but we're open nonetheless. :D 
IllyDragonfly Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2018   General Artist
Like me when I'm not in the mood of going out to be honest.
Human interaction? Clothes? No thank you! :stare: 
Korhann Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2018  Student General Artist
XD not today satan
Korhann Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2018  Student General Artist…
Arun moobs be like this XD
IllyDragonfly Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2018   General Artist
I'm having troubles logging in my tumblr account, and even asked help to the staff last week (still no answer) T.T

By the way hottie maboobies XD
Korhann Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2018  Student General Artist
forgot password?

yeah just way bigger things jinggling like the gif down XD
IllyDragonfly Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2018   General Artist
Nope, the page kept loading without giving the damn boxes for the login.
I managed to just now, but it's still so damn slow. I hate tumblr a little more every time I use it, incredible. XD

Yeah, it was funny. When I watched 'Baywatch' I didn't notice the girls boobs moving, but I totally noticed them men's boobies moving while they ran on the beach. XDDD
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IllyDragonfly Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2018   General Artist
Pfffff.... that evil thing wouldn't have lasted long with Karnak: he would have made it blow with his blast cannon after a few minutes.
Probably his 'niece' Andy would solve it... if there was a version for blind people (no eyes for the Predalien, so she can't see the colors), his friend would have happily cheated and the twins would have ignored it. XD 
Korhann Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2018  Student General Artist
XD evil is chilling
Karnak still tries to look as badass even being this soft boy?
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