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A Tale of Two Approaches
Lisa raised her wine glass to her mouth in the dimly lit strip club just as she saw out the corner of her eye a man in his early twenties with a goatee and reeking of too much cologne approach her and place a hand firmly on her shoulder. “Hey, pretty young thing!” he started while Lisa rolled her eyes. His cologne nearly caused her to puke. “So, that short skirt really speaks to me and it's pleated too!” he leaned in close to Lisa’s face and whispered in a hush “So, you going on the pole next? Maybe a school girl routine?” as he sniffed her hair causing Lisa to grunt. Lisa turned herself around from
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Not A Life
To life, I want to bury my face Sick and tired of this rat race. Forced into a bleak scenario I didn’t chose No matter how the dice roll, I’ll always lose. Run away or stay here? Those aren’t real choices, I fear. Knowing the situation won’t get better makes me tear Being swallowed by the abyss is near. I can’t even rest my head because the call I always dread From my cruel masters, at all times twenty-hour the beasts must be fed. “No is not an answer we’ll not accept” my uncompromising masters said. I drudge on because there’s none to leave to this task in my stead. Day and night, nigh
[COM] - Birth of Existence (Nude)
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[COM] - Welcome to Your New Normal
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Yes, It Does Blend
The whole town of was in an uproar the night a house was suddenly turned to twisted shards seemingly from the inside as if a whirlpool appeared underneath it and pulled it apart. Once it got outside of the town, it became a global phenomenon that occupied the news as people speculated how the house got destroyed while everything else was untouched. The most auspicious thing about it was the only thing that remained untouched was a Pot Luck Corporation brand blender with fruit inside. This was when the home office of Pot Luck called Theodore Shives to investigate the matter. Scratching his long, black beard, this man in his early forties inv
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Newfound Purpose
I’m a mimic; one of those shapeshifting creatures that’s known for taking the form of a treasure chest. Since the middle ages I’ve dined on many a foolish adventurer and got pride from feasting on those who trespassed on the treasure trove I guarded for my master. Then I got a rude awakening once the world got modernized and I was put out of a job not only because of morality evolving (so much for objective morality) but with the invention of the safe along with highly sophistic security systems that put me out of work. I wandered the world for years, trying to find someone in need of my services, but due to my methods, I w
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Press Release From Pot Luck Corporation
Good evening, I’m Katrina Dalas, President and CEO of Pot Luck Corporation, and it appears that some products we’ve released over the last seven months have caused some undesired side effects. First of all, it was irresponsible of the quality assurance team to let the Pot Luck brand mace go out as it was. What was suppose to help people tragically ended up blowing off the limbs of anyone trying to spray it. Secondly, was the Pot Luck brand toothpaste responsible for rotting teeth in a day. We’re especially regretful for what happened to Tommy Tsung and costing not only the United States the hot dog eating world championshi
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Lisa's Nook 25 - Amazons of Gynosys (Part 15)
The environment was starting to go black and any attempt to move felt like I was weighed down. On top of that, I was starting to see everything in triple. Every noise was magnified three times. “I told you we’ve had all sorts of weapons to keep people like you in line. You thought I was bluffing!? I just needed to wear you out to make sure I got you. I take no pleasure in killing you, but you’ve forced my hand.” she spoke in a somber tone while tears streamed down her face. I edged myself over the tree and pressed against the bark just as she forced a kiss on me and said softly in my ears “Goodnight, sweet princ
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[REQ] - Baked
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[COM] - Welcome to Your New Normal
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A Tale of Two Approaches
Lisa raised her wine glass to her mouth in the dimly lit strip club just as she saw out the corner of her eye a man in his early twenties with a goatee and reeking of too much cologne approach her and place a hand firmly on her shoulder. “Hey, pretty young thing!” he started while Lisa rolled her eyes. His cologne nearly caused her to puke. “So, that short skirt really speaks to me and it's pleated too!” he leaned in close to Lisa’s face and whispered in a hush “So, you going on the pole next? Maybe a school girl routine?” as he sniffed her hair causing Lisa to grunt. Lisa turned herself around from
[COM] - Birth of Existence (Nude)
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[COM] Lisa of the Stars
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[COM] Lisa Strife Model Sheet (Undergarments)
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[COM] Lisa Strife Model Sheet
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Newfound Purpose
I’m a mimic; one of those shapeshifting creatures that’s known for taking the form of a treasure chest. Since the middle ages I’ve dined on many a foolish adventurer and got pride from feasting on those who trespassed on the treasure trove I guarded for my master. Then I got a rude awakening once the world got modernized and I was put out of a job not only because of morality evolving (so much for objective morality) but with the invention of the safe along with highly sophistic security systems that put me out of work. I wandered the world for years, trying to find someone in need of my services, but due to my methods, I w
[COM] Her Own Goddess
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TheCynicalViet|Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happy birthday, my dude! cake 
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Thanks. Sorry I'm replying so late. Stuff happened.
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Happy birthday =)
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Hey, thanks.
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You welcome =)
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Happy Birthday. :D
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Thanks for taking the time out for the thanks....thankception?
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