Hi, I am England. Once you read this you
cannot get out , git! Finish reading this
until it is done, bloody wanker! As I said, I am
England. I am 23 years old. I have thick eyebrows
and scones all over my kitchen. I am making scones.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide in your kitchen.
When you're asleep, I'll flood your kitchen with my scones.
Don't believe me?"no"
Alfred F. Jones
Got this e-mail. He doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, AMERICA NO BAKA!
He was sleeping when his Oven started
smelling like my scones. Now he can't eat a single burger , only my scones. Ha ha Alfred, Ha ha!
You don't want to be like Alfred, do
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to eat my scones that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough, wanker! Now,
France is trapped in a kitchen full of scones, we don't know if
he'll ever escape. Ha ha France, Ha
ha! Now, do you want to be like France?
He got this letter. Another chain
letter he thought. Only had 7 people
send to. Well, That night when he was
having a shower he saw me feeding him scones
in the mirror. He had the
fright of his life. Romano is scared
of scones now.
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Gilbert was a awesome person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that
day, he found a box containing all the countries' vital regions on the
ground. He was premoted to awesome boss at his job and his pet bird's girlfriend
yes to his bird's purposal. Now, Gilbird and
Gilbird's wife are living happily ever after.They
have 2 awesome chicks.
Send this to at least 12 people or
you'll face the consequences.
0 people- You can only eat my scones and nothing else
1-6 people- you will be trapped in your kitchen due to many scones
7-11 people- you will get the image of me feeding you scones in the mirror
12 and over- you are safe from my scones.......NOT! HAHA!