This is a Journal. #14 - I am Asian/British/German

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Was really bored so I stole this from :iconkudonai: xD. Hope you don't mind~

If you're tagged, just 'x' the stuff that applies to you. Have fun!

○● BRITISH ○●
[X] You drink a lot of tea.
[X] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell"
[X] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[X] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. (Are chavs annoying little 12 year olds?) o_o
[x] Its football...not soccer. (I only call football, soccer because I'm American. After German class, I started preferring soccer as football. xD)
[x] You believe the correct way to spell 'Color'; is 'Colour', and 'Centre.' (Sounds fancier but I think that's right. And plus, don't Canadians do this too? xD)

Total: 6/10

○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[x] You are tanned. (A bit?)
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[x] You have an Australian something

Total: 3/10

○● I T A L I A N ○●
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[X] Your last name ends in a vowel. (But my last name is Mexican...)
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. (I don't believe anything in my household is homemade... .___.)
[] You know how a real meatball tastes. (No, I'm American)
[] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color. (Black hair, dark amber eyes)
[X] You speak some Italian. (Bambino sono, grosso, ciao.. blah)
[x] You are under 5'10". (I'm short >___>)
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[/] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! (I love pizza but not so much spaghetti)
[/] You talk with your hands. (Sometimes)

Total: 5/11

○● S P A N I S H ○●
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos. (I never had a real one... But I've had Taco Bell if that counts.)
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (Too much effort...)
[/] You are dark skinned. (I was white until I got tanned)
[X] You know what a Puta is. (Duh, I only live in New New Mexico... I mean America.)
[ ] You talk fast occasionally. (Not really...)
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair. (I ain't bleaching my hair for no damn highlights!)
[ ] You know what platanos are. (Nope)

Total: 1.5/9

○● R U S S I A N ○●
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[/] You get short tempered. (Sometimes, but I'm usually a very patient person)
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha. (I know a Natanya if that counts.)
[X] You get cold easily. (Yup. Even in 70 degree weather. Damn skinny ass of mine.)
[X] Rain is fun for you. (I love rain as long as I'm not at school or wearing fancy clothes)
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 2.5/7

○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best. (Never had any, probably never will)
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L. (Hahaha, not even close)
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair. (Uh, no)
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.

Total: 0/10

○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually. (Don't mean I black if I say it)
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap. (Eww, no!)
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun. (In video games, yes.)
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. (Who?)
[X] You like chicken.
[X] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.

Total: 2/9

○● A S I A N ○●
[x] You have slanty/small eyes. (Somewhat, but sure! XD)
[x] You like rice a lot. (A lot? I dream about rice.)
[/] You are good at maths. (Decent at best but my White/Hispanic friend is much better than I am... AND I'M ASIAN.)
[x] You have played the piano. (Wooooow! XD)
[x] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[x] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 6.5/9

○● G E R M A N ○●
[X] You like bread
[X] You think German Chocolate is good. (I think so!)
[X] You speak some German. (Ich bin sehr flussig mit Deutsch!)
[x] You know what Schnitzel is. (Yeah I do xP)
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you (Yeah, I'm a douche like that)
[ ] You went to Pre-school. (Primary school?)
[x] You're over 5'2.
Total: 6/7

○● C A N A D I A N ○●
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[x] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 1/8

○● A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[X] You're lazy. (So lazy, I fell asleep doing this.)
[ ] You have had an abortion. (I should have but now it's too late... I mean--- I'm a male. >___>)
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 1/8

○● B E L G I A N ○●
[ ] you grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[X] you like French fries. (Yeah! xD)
[x] you think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[/] you speak both Dutch and French (I can understand some Dutch because it's like German...)
[x] you like Belgian waffles. (Hellz yeah!)
[ ] you call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks. (Hate football.)
[x] you drive/own a French or German car.
[ ] you have a lot of comments on your government. (Don't really care about politics.)

Total: 4.5/10

○● D U T C H ○●
[ ] you like the color orange.
[ ] you are a football enthusiast.
[ ] you often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[/] you tend to overreact and show your emotions. (Sometimes...)
[ ] you have a cheerful nature.
[ ] you like the sea.
[ ] you are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[ ] you tend to favour the megalomania.


Total: 0.5/9

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:iconcencan:
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○● BRITISH ○●
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell"
[X] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
[X] You believe the correct way to spell 'Color'; is 'Colour', and 'Centre.'

Total: 2/10

○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[ ] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[X] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something

Total: 2/10

○● I T A L I A N ○●
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel. (But my last name is Mexican...)
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[ ] You talk with your hands.

Total: 1/11

○● S P A N I S H ○●
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[ ] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.

Total: 1/9

○● R U S S I A N ○●
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[X] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 2/7

○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[X] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[X] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.

Total: 2/10

○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[X] You like chicken.
[ ] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.

Total: 1/9

○● A S I A N ○●
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at maths.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 1/9

○● G E R M A N ○●
[X] You like bread
[X] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you
[X] You went to Pre-school.
[X] You're over 5'2.
Total: 4/7

○● C A N A D I A N ○●
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 0/8

○● A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[X] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[X] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[X] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 3/8

○● B E L G I A N ○●
[ ] you grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[X] you like French fries.
[X] you think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] you speak both Dutch and French
[ ] you like Belgian waffles. (Never had any, want some)
[ ] you call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] you drive/own a French or German car.
[ ] you have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: 2/10

○● D U T C H ○●
[ ] you like the color orange.
[ ] you are a football enthusiast.
[ ] you often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[X] you tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[ ] you have a cheerful nature.
[ ] you like the sea.
[ ] you are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[ ] you tend to favour the megalomania.

Total: 1/9

I'M BORING :<
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YOU SO BORING MOMMY.