Since I've been gone
Well, I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil
Since I've been gone
It's like I've got a great big mouthful of cod liver oilWell, I'm feelin' like I stuck my hand
Inside a blender and turned it on
You know, I've been in a buttload of pain
Since I've been goneI couldn't feel any worse if I dropped
A two-ton bowling ball on my toes
It couldn't hurt any more if I shoved
A red-hot cactus up my noseSince I've been gone
Well, it feels like I'm getting tetanus shots every day
Since I've been gone
It's like I've got an ice cream headache that won't go awayEver since the day I left here
I've been so miserable, my dears
I feel a...