Thomas and Alfred's Pit-cooked Beef

Thomas and Alfred's secret cooking technique:

- Thomas and Alfred would gather the cows that were frolicking in their Pizza Hut yard and throw them into the fire in order to appease the deity of cows. 

- While waiting for the cows to be fully cooked, Thomas and Alfred would do gay shit with each other and watch alligator porn. 

- After the beefs are perfectly cooked, Thomas and Alfred would call Samuel Blunt to come over and grind the beef into wonderful sausages. 


Any attempt to steal this culinary information will have their shit and asshole consumed by Ed Cock.