Lord Gaben has joined the game

The realm calls to Lord Gaben, millions imploring his aid upon discovering his cherished creation besieged by malevolent hackers. With hammer in hand, he strides forth to banish the corruption with mighty blows, reclaiming his domain in righteous fury.

After a two-year wait, Valve has at last entered the fray and triumphed over the scourge of bot hosts, quelling if not all, then the majority.