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Politically Correct

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I'm not aloof. I am Hominoidally Unimpressed.

I don't shed. I develop Follicle Abdication.

I don't scratch. I cause temporary hemoglobin displacement.

I don't purr. I am aurally appreciative.

I am not indifferent. I am Dispassionately Neutral.

I'm not small. I am Corpus Compactus.

I am not fat. I have a Distended Cat Food Storage Facility.

I am not asleep. I am temporarily inert.

I don't chase mice. I am Rodent Defiant.

I am not fussy. I become a Fastidious Feline.

I am not hungry. I suffer from Craving Derangement Disorder.

I'm not fixed. I am Romantically Inaccessible.


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Model is Mikey
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kyriakoula's avatar
great description and ideal image for it
just like a manifestation
BetweenAsleepAndWake's avatar
"Romantically inaccessible" ;)
Beautiful portrait Jenny.:heart:
ibjennyjenny's avatar
Thank you is that funny? "Romantically inaccessible"
BetweenAsleepAndWake's avatar
Only in that context is it funny, in my opinion :)

Being romantic can be understood in many ways in the human world. Men and women already don't always agree on its meanings.
A lot of ink has been used writing on this subject.:)