*It was actually Cindy who bit both sharks. They bled alot but are recovering well;
*Brian did see a demonic Barney in mirror - just a reflection of his laptop screen showing a meme. He just had a slight goosebump and went to bed;
*Instead of "walking down the street and finding a million dollar bill" - a thing that never existed - what Kimi actually did was becoming a professional world class racer and winning the 2007 Formula One season.