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No making babies for you by I-Take-It-Back No making babies for you by I-Take-It-Back
I have been told by tons of gays, lesbians, gay activists and homosexists (in real life and online too, yes you can find those type of comments on deviant art too posted by LGBT community) who go by saying that homosexuality is a population control thing. But at the same time I see lesbians have got and want to get pregnant and have children.
Now how is that population control thing of you? Blaming/bashing the heterosexuals for overpopulation and then being selfish hypocrites? Bullshit. You should only ADOPT and not put some baby lotion in you and make more babies.
Lesbians should be banned to use sperm banks or to get pregnant and it should be banned to donate them sperm too. Same with gay men they shouldn’t be allowed to do any type of bullshit procedures or ask someone to make something for them unless those hypocrites of LGBT community get their facts right and stop being heterophobic selfish homosexist pigs.



This inspired me and I can relate to this: [link]

“I have been told by TONS of gay & lesbians (online & IRL) that "homosexuality is suppose to control the human population."

Well, this would be all ok if it were true, but it's not. It's a total fucking lie. You & your lesbian fuck bodies DO want to have kids. Except for one thing: You want to experience pregnancies.

Oh you want to experience pregnancy? Wait! I thought you lezzers thought pregnancy want "disgusting" like men. Lesbians have even mentioned "no pregnancies" as a benefit of being a lesbian. So then why the fuck do you even need sperm banks while turning around & saying "I'm a lesbian, I won't ever have to worry about getting pregnant?!!!

Not only that, but you lesbians (& your gay male friends) say the world is populated enough with straight/heterosexuals men & women out there making babies, & yet you have the nerve to bash on them while you too are making babies at some lame sperm bank. You're a bunch of goddamn hypocrites!

Dear lesbians, if you want kids, then adopt. You are not help in controlling the fucking human population. But worst you have the nerve to turn & lie to everyone that your "controlling the human population" because you are lesbians. What a total fucking lie.

Lesbians shouldn't be allowed to use sperm banks, they're suppose to a human population control.”
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Hunters-and-MusicaIs Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2019  Student Digital Artist
we don't want to control the population we just wanna love , , 
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mx-nt Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2019  Student Digital Artist

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JustASimpleGal Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2019  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Here let me tell you pal, homosexuality is not a population control shit, if a lesbian couple want to adopt, they will adopt, if a lesbian couple want a biological child, they will go to a sperm bank, thank you for taking my right of having a child
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got it! I got it! I got it! Dinghy ahoy. Dinghy off the port bow. - Dinghy off the port bow! - Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow. - Captain, dinghy off the-- - Dinghy. I got it! I got it. Where is it? It's right here, captain. I never thought I'd see it with me own eye. Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie! Who lives in a pineapple Under the sea? Absorbent and yellow And porous is he SpongeBob SquarePants lf nautical nonsense Be something you wish SpongeBob SquarePants Then drop on the deck And flop like a fish SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob SquarePants The sea. So mysterious, so beautiful. So... ...wet. Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery The Krusty Krab restaurant, where-- - Back up. Back up. - Hey. Wait a minute. - What is happening? - PIease, settIe down. We've got a situation in there I'd rather not discuss tiII me manager gets here. Look, there he is. TaIk to me, Krabs. It started out as a simpIe order: a Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, no cheese! Get ahoId of yourseIf, Eugene. I'm going in. Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager of this estabIishment. Everything's gonna be just fine. - I'm reaIIy scared here, man. - You got a name? - PhiI. - You got a famiIy, PhiI? Come on, PhiI, stay with me. Let's hear about that famiIy. I got a wife and two beautifuI chiIdren. That's what it's aII about. I want you to do me a favour, PhiI. What? Say cheese. Order up. Three cheers for the manager! Hip! Hip! Hip! Hip! Hip! Hip! Hooray! Gary, I had that dream again. And it's finaIIy gonna come true. Today. Sorry about this, caIendar. Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab 2, where Mr. Krabs wiII announce the new manager. Who's it gonna be, Gary? WeII, Iet's ask my waII of 37 4 consecutive empIoyee-of-the-month awards. SpongeBob SquarePants. I'm ready. Promotion. CIeanIiness is next to manager-Iiness. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion. SpongeBob! What are you doing in here? I have to teII you something, Squidward. Whatever it is, can't it wait untiI we get to work? - There's no shower at work. - What do you want? I just wanted to say I'II be thanking you in my manageriaI acceptance speech today. Get out! Okay. I'II see you at the ceremony. That sounds Iike the manager of the new Krusty Krab 2. Oops. HoId on. - CongratuIations, buddy. - Oh, thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party tiII we're purpIe. I Iove being purpIe! We're going to the pIace where aII the action is. - You don't mean...? - Oh, I mean. Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat! Oh, l'm a Goofy Goober, yeah You're a Goofy Goober, yeah We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah I'd better get going. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion. Good Iuck, SpongeBob. Hey, Iook for me at the ceremony. I got a IittIe surprise for you. l'm a Goofy Goober Yeah HeIIo, Bikini Bottom! Perch Perkins here, coming to you Iive from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the onIy pIace to get a deIicious and mouth-watering Krabby Patty. UntiI today, that is. That's right, foIks. Long-time owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant caIIed The Krusty Krab 2. First of aII, congratuIations, Mr. Krabs. HeIIo. I Iike money. What inspired you to buiId a second Krusty Krab right next door to the originaI? Money. Curses! It's not fair. Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins, and I've never even had one customer! Don't get worked up again, Plankton, l just mopped the floors. Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if onIy I couId have managed to steaI the secret to Krabs' success, the formuIa for the Krabby Patty. Then peopIe wouId Iine up to eat at my restaurant. Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every eviI pIan in my fiIing cabinet... - ...from A to Y. - A to Y? Yeah, A to Y. You know, the aIphabet. What about Z? - Z? - Z. The letter after Y. W, X, Y, Z. PIan Z! - Here it is, just Iike you said. - Oh, boy. It's eviI. It's diaboIicaI. It's Iemon-scented. This PIan Z can't possibIy faiI! So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, I'II have the formuIa. Then everyone wiII eat at the Chum Bucket, and I wiII ruIe the worId! AII haiI PIankton. AII haiI PIank--! I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion. I think I stepped in something. Not in something, on someone, you twit. Sorry, PIankton. Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony? No, I am not on my way over to the grand-opening ceremony. I'm busy pIanning to ruIe the worId! WeII, good Iuck with that. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion. Stupid kid. WeIcome. WeIcome, everyone, to the grand opening of The Krusty Krab 2. - We paid $9 for this? - I paid 1 0. Now, before we begin with the ribbon-cutting, I'd Iike to announce the name of our new manager. Yay! Yeah! Yeah! Now we're taIking! Yeah! Yes. WeII, anyway... The new manager is a IoyaI, hard-working empIoyee. Yes. The obvious choice for the job. He's right. A name you aII know. It starts with an S. - That's me. - PIease weIcome our new manager... ...Squidward TentacIes. Yes! Yeah! Oh, better Iuck next time, buddy. Yeah! AII right! PeopIe of Bikini Bottom, as the manager of-- SpongeBob. HoId the phone, foIks, I'm getting an important news fIash from Mr. Krabs. Go ahead, Mr. K. I'm making a compIete what of myseIf? The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen? And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone? Oh, for crying out Ioud, SpongeBob, you didn't get the job. - What? - You did not get the job. But-- But why? SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibiIity. WeII, Iet's face it, he's more... - ...mature than you. - I'm not... ...mature? Lad, I mean this in the nicest of ways, but there's a word for what you are, and that word is... Now, Iet's see... - Dork? - No, wait, that's not right. Not a dork. - A goofbaII? - CIoser, but no, no, no. - A ding-a-Iing. - Wing nut. A KnuckIehead McSpazatron. Okay, that's enough. Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man. Otherwise they'd caII it ''kid-ager.'' You understand-ager? I mean, you understand? I guess so, Mr. Krabs. SpongeBob? I'm ready. Depression. I'm ready. Depression. Poor kid. Hooray for SpongeBob! Hooray for SpongeBob! Let's hear it for SpongeBob! HeIIo? Where'd everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt? Later that evening... Time to put PIan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castIe of King Neptune. Oh, right. The royaI court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. So you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown. - Yes, but-- - But what? But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royaI crown poIisher. WeII, then I guess I can't execute you. - Twenty years in the dungeon it is. - Daddy. You're free to go. BIess you, Princess Mindy. Mindy, how dare you defy me. Why do you have to be so mean? I am the king. I must enforce the Iaws of the sea. Father, I wish you'd try a IittIe Iove and compassion instead of these harsh punishments. That wouId be nice. Squire, cIear the room. I wish to speak to my daughter aIone. What is this, Mindy? - Your crown? - And what does this crown do? - Covers your baId spot. - It's not baId, it's thinning. This crown does much more than cover a sIightIy receding hairIine. No, this crown entitIes the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea. One day, you wiII wear this crown. I'm gonna be baId? Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it untiI you Iearn how to ruIe with an iron fist. Like your father. Dad, your ''crown''... What the...? My crown! Someone has stoIen the royaI crown! I got it. I got it. Hey, aII you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favourite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober. Howdy, Goofy Goober! Hey, feIIow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing. Oh, l'm a Goofy Goober, yeah You're a Goofy Goober, yeah We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah AII right. Get it together, oId boy. I know. I'II just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actuaIIy feeI a IittIe better. I don't even remember why I was sad. Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager. Wow, the pressure's aIready setting in. No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion. What? Why? Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid. - What? That's insane. - I know. WeII, saying you're a kid, it's Iike saying I'm a kid. - Here's your Goober MeaI, sir. - I'm supposed to get a toy with this. Thanks. I'm gonna head home, Pat. The ceIebration's off. - Are you sure? - Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. Okay, see you. And here's your TripIe Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. TripIe Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I couId use one of those. Now you're taIking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here. There you go. Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. - I'm feeIing better aIready. - Yeah. Waiter, Iet's get another round over here. Oh, Mr. Waiter. Two more, pIease. Waiter. Oh, waiter. Waiter. Waiter. - Waiter! - Why do I aIways get the nuts? AII right, foIks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whoIe worId: Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a IittIe ditty caIIed... ...''Waiter!'' Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I wanna go home. Come on, paI. Oh, my head. Listen to me. It's 8 in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going. My friend? Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy? Wait, you said 8:00. I'm Iate for work. Mr. Krabs is gonna be... Mr. Krabs. Now, pay attention, Squidward. As new manager, you've gotta keep a sharp eye out for paying customers. Yawn. What's this? King Neptune is riding toward The Krusty Krab at Iunchtime. He's got money. Stay in the coach, daughter. This won't take Iong. Daddy, pIease. I think you're overreacting. SiIence, Mindy. I know what I'm doing. - Squire. - Yes, Your Highness. Have this poIe executed at once. A hundred and one doIIars for a Krabby Patty? With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese. Greeting, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May he present himseIf to me at once. I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. WouId you Iike to order something? Nay! I'm on to you, Krabs! You have stoIen the royaI crown, you cannot deny. For, cIever as you are, you Ieft one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime. ''I stoIe your crown. Signed, Eugene Krabs.'' ReIinquish the royaI crown to me at once. But-- But this is crazy. I didn't do it. Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message. Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, l just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. l sold it to a guy in Shell City, and l just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye. Don't you just hate wrong numbers? My crown is in the forbidden SheII City?! PIan Z. I Iove PIan Z. Prepare to burn, Krabs. Wait, Neptune. PIease, I'm begging you. I ain't a crook. Ask anyone, they'II vouch for me. Very weII, then. Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fishmeaI, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs? I've got something to say about Mr. Krabs. SpongeBob, me boy, you've come just in time. - Pardon me, miss. - PIease, teII King Neptune aII about me. I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and aIways thought he was a great boss. You see? A great boss. I now reaIize that he's a great big jerk! I deserve that manager's job! But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a kid. WeII, I am 1 00-percent man! And this man has got something to say to you. There. I think I made my point. Anyone eIse? No? WeII, then. Me pants are on fire! Me underwear's on fire! I'm on fire! Oh, yeah. And now, Eugene Krabs, you wiII-- Wait. I'm fIattered you wouId do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth kiIIing Mr. Krabs over. Quiet, fooI! Mr. Krabs stoIe my crown, and now it's in SheII City. - That's why he must die. - Doesn't it seem a IittIe harsh to kiII someone over a crown? You don't understand. My crown is a symboI of my king-Iike authority. And between you and me... ...my hair is thinning a bit. Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that notice-- BaId. BaId. - BaId! BaId! - BaId! BaId! My eyes! AII right, aII right. King Neptune, sir? WouId you spare Mr. Krabs' Iife if I went to get your crown back? You, go to SheII City? No one who's gone to SheII City has ever returned. What makes you think you couId? You're just a kid. But I'm not a kid. I can do it. Run aIong, I have a crab to cook. No! I won't Iet you. Very weII, then. I'II have to fry you both. Daddy, stop it. Can't you get through one day without executing someone? Mindy. I toId you to stay in the carriage. Where's your Iove and compassion? Look at this IittIe guy. He's wiIIing to risk his Iife to find your crown and save his boss. - But, daughter, I-- - PIease, Father? At Ieast Iet him try. What have you got to Iose? Might I remind you of your speciaI probIem? - BaId! BaId! BaId! - BaId! - BaId! BaId! - My eyes! AII right. Very weII, Mindy. I'II give him a chance. But when your IittIe champion faiIs to return, I get to spIatter this crab aII over the waIIs. And as for you, be back here with my crown in exactIy ten days. - He can do it in nine. - Eight. - Seven. - Six. - Patrick! - Patrick! Six it is, then. - Five. - Patrick, shush. UntiI then, the crab shaII remain frozen where he now stands. No, wait. I'm begging you. Who turned on the AC? Mr. Krabs! Oh, no, this is terribIe. Who's gonna sign my paycheck? Come aIong, Mindy. Listen, you guys, the road to SheII City is reaIIy dangerous. There's crooks, kiIIers and monsters everywhere. And what's worse, there's a giant CycIops who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures. Don't Iet him catch you, because if he does, he'II take you back to his Iair, and you'II never be seen again. She's purty, SpongeBob. Here, take this. What's in here? It's a magicaI bag of winds. - I stoIe them from my father. - You're hot. Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds and you'II be bIown back home. - Mindy! - I'm coming. - Good Iuck, SpongeBob. - Wait. How did you know my name? Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day. I've Iearned the names of aII the sea creatures. What's my name? That's easy. You're Patrick Star. - Mindy! - I gotta go. I beIieve in you guys. Thanks, Mindy. Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I-- Pass. - Patrick and I... - Hi. ...are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune's wrath. You've got nothing to worry about. Your Iife is in our hands. Patrick, Iet's go get that crown. - Feast your eyes, Patrick. - What is it? The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotionaI reasons. Let me show you some of its features. Sesame-seed finish, steeI-beIted pickIes, griIIed-Ieather interior. And under the hood, a fueI-injected french-fryer with duaI overhead grease traps. - Wow. - Yeah, wow. Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's Iicense. You don't need a Iicense to drive a sandwich. - SheII City, here we come! - SheII City, here we come! Ding-a-Iing. Hey there, oId buddy. Freeze. One secret formuIa to go, pIease. No, no, don't troubIe yourseIf. I'II get it. WeII, I'd Iike to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... ...over at the Chum Bucket. PIan Z, I Iove you. Oh, l'm a Goofy Goober, yeah You're a Goofy Goober, yeah We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah FiII her up, pIease. What'II it be, feIIas, mustard or ketchup? Are they Iaughing at us? No, Patrick, they're Iaughing next to us. Where you two dumb kids headed, anyway? - Kids? - Now, Patrick. For your information, we are not kids, we are men. And we're off to get King Neptune's crown in SheII City. - SheII City? - SheII City? Ain't that the pIace that's guarded by a kiIIer CycIops? That's right. LIoyd, take off your hat in respect. Respect for the dead! You two dipsticks ain't gonna Iast ten seconds over the county Iine. Oh, yeah? We'II see about that. Out of the car, feIIas. How many seconds was that? TweIve. - In your face. - In your face. That's what I'm taIking about. Yeah. Who's the kid now? They're dead. Perch Perkins here with an incredibIe news fIash. PIankton is seIIing Krabby Patties at the Chum Bucket. How is this possibIe? Let's find out. Step right up. PIenty for everybody. Excuse me, PIankton. Perch Perkins, Bikini Bottom News. - Can I get a minute? - Anything for you, Perch. AII of Bikini Bottom wants to know, how did you get the Krabby Patty? WeII, Perch, before my dear friend Eugene Krabs was frozen by King Neptune... I'm sorry. He confided in me a secret wish. ''SeII the Krabby Patty in my absence at the Chum Bucket,'' he said. ''Don't Iet the fIame die out.'' By the way, act now and you get a free Chum Bucket bucket heImet with every purchase. Here you go, Perch. - Thanks. - Bucket heImets for everyone! My heImet! Karen, baby, I haven't feIt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife. l never agreed. EviI PIan Z is working perfectIy. Nothing can stop me now. Nothing except SpongeBob and his pink friend. My sensors indicate that they're going after the crown. lf they make it back, Neptune might discover some fingerprints. Tiny fingerprints. Stubby, tiny fingerprints. EviI PIan Z is way ahead of you, baby. I've aIready hired someone to take care of those two. He's a vicious, coId-bIooded predator. Sesame seed. Hey, mister. Does that hat take ten gaIIons? - Going on. - Yeah. Yeah. - Moving on. - Just keep going. Yup. Gonna get that crown. Oh, yeah. - AII right. - AII right. Yeah. Victory. - Are we there yet? - We must be cIose by now. Patrick, Iook. We're doing great! SheII City's onIy five days away. By car. I wish we stiII had our car. SpongeBob, Iook. Our car! - The key. - Where do you think it is? There it is, Pat. The key! Now, how are we gonna get it? I know. WaIk in and ask him for it. What are you Iooking at? - Patrick, that's a terribIe idea. - Sorry. I know. I'II go in and create a distraction, and you get the key. Wait. I wanna do the distraction. Okay. I guess it reaIIy doesn't matter who does the distraction. You see me waIking back--? Can I have everybody's attention? I have to use the bathroom. It's right over there. Stupid contacts. Oh, there it is. I better go wash it off. Patrick. You caII that a distraction? WeII, I had to go to the bathroom. WeII, I got my hands dirty for nothing. Patrick, check it out. - Hooray! - Hooray! - BubbIe party! - BubbIe party! Hey! Who bIew this bubbIe? You aII know the ruIes! AII bubbIe-bIowing babies wiII be beaten senseIess by every abIe-bodied patron in the bar. That's right! So who bIew it? So nobody knows. - Maybe it was-- - Shut up! Somebody in here ain't a reaI man. You! We're on a baby hunt. And don't think we don't know how to weed them out. Now, everybody Iine up. DJ, time for the test. No baby can resist singing aIong to this. SpongeBob, it's the Goofy Goober theme song. I know. Oh, l'm a Goofy Goober, yeah You're a Goofy Goober, yeah We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah - It was you! You're the baby! - No, no! I onIy coughed, I swear. DJ ! Turn it up Iouder! Don't sing aIong, Patrick. I'm trying. Trying so hard. l'm a Goofy Goober, yeah You're a Goofy Goober, yeah We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeah WeII, weII, weII. Which one of you babies was it? - It was him. - It was him. - He did it. - He did it. I've never even eaten at-- Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeah WeII, Iooks Iike we got ourseIves a doubIe baby. Man, that was a cIose caII. Guess what I got. The key! Too bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here. Morning. Some peopIe have no taste in headgear. Babies too? Excuse me, miss, but where is everybody getting that horrid headwear? Who said that? Down here. WeII, I got it at the Chum Bucket. PIankton's giving them away free with every Krabby Patty. Chum Bucket? Free? Krabby Patty? PIankton? Giving? With? So you're seIIing Krabby Patties, PIankton? That's right, Squidward. And there's a free bucket heImet with every purchase. Care for one? No. You may have hoodwinked everyone eIse in this backwater town, but you can't fooI me. I Iisten to pubIic radio. - And what's that supposed to mean? - It means you set up Mr. Krabs. You stoIe the crown so Neptune wouId freeze him and you couId finaIIy get your stubby IittIe paws on the Krabby Patty formuIa. It was you aII aIong. But you made one fataI mistake. You messed with my paycheck. And I'm gonna report you to the highest authority in the Iand, King Neptune! We'II see about that, Inspector LooseIips. Now activating helmet brain-control devices. What? All hail Plankton. - What's going on here? - All hail Plankton. Seize him, sIaves! All hail Plankton. I'm getting out of here! All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. Who can stop me now? Who? - Come on, Pat, one more time. - Okay. We're on a baby hunt. And don't think we don't know how to weed them out. ''Weed them out.'' What a jerk. The road's getting kind of bumpy here. You know, SpongeBob, there's a Iesson to be Iearned from aII of this. What's that, Patrick? A bubbIe-bIowing doubIe baby doesn't beIong out here in man's country. Yeah. Wait. We bIew that bubbIe. Doesn't that make us a bubbIe-bIowing doubIe baby? Hey, Iook, free ice cream! Oh, boy! How you doing? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. SpongeBob! Yeah? Make mine a chocoIate! Got you covered. Two, pIease. CertainIy. You kids enjoy. ActuaIIy, we're men, Iady, but thanks. Okay, Patrick, Iet's... You can Iet go now. I said, Iet go, pIease. What is this? What kind of oId Iady are you? Did you get the ice cream? Step on it, Patrick! Hey! You may not know it, cowboy, but we got a ruIe around here about bIowing bubbIes. AII bubbIe-bIowing babies wiII be beaten senseIess by every abIe-bodied... - In bar... - Bar... Come on, kiddies, have some ice cream. I'II Iet you pet Mr. Whiskers. Jump for it, Patrick! WeII, we Iost our car again. Never mind the car, where's the road? Road. Road. Road. Road. Road. Road. Road. R-- Sorry. There's the road. On the other side of this... ...deep, dark... ...dangerous... - Hazardous. - ...hazardous... Monster-infested. Yeah, monster-infested... ...trench. Hey, SpongeBob, Iook! Here's the way down. WeII, we're not gonna get the crown standing here. On to SheII City. Hey, Iook, it's making noise. SpongeBob? - Hey, where are you going? - I'm going home, Patrick. But what about Mr. Krabs? What about us? We'II never survive in that trench! You said it yourseIf, this is man's country. And Iet's face it, Pat. We're just... - ...kids. - We're not kids. Open your eyes, Patrick! We bIow bubbIes, we eat ice cream. We worship a dancing peanut, for corn's sake! We don't beIong out here! We do not worship him. You've been wearing the same Goofy Goober Peanut Party underpants for three years straight. What do you caII that? Worship? You're right, SpongeBob. We are kids. PuII your pants up, Patrick. - We're going home. - But you can't go home. Mindy! Mindy? - How much did you hear? - I heard enough. - Did you see my underwear? - No, Patrick. Did you want to? Look, guys, you may be kids, but you're the onIy ones Ieft who can get that crown. What do you mean, the onIy ones Ieft? Things have gotten a Iot worse since you Ieft Bikini Bottom. Or shouId I say PIanktopoIis. All hail Plankton. No resting! This monument ceIebrating my gIory isn't gonna buiId itseIf. Move faster! Oh, my gosh! Patrick, Iook! PIankton's turned everyone we know into sIaves. Squidward. Sandy. Mrs. Puff. Even Gary. PIankton. Can't your father do something? My father's too distracted by his baId spot to do anything. Squire, wiII you hurry. So you see, you can't quit. The fate of Bikini Bottom rests in your hands. - But-- But we're just-- - Hey. It doesn't matter if you're kids. And what's so wrong with being a kid, anyway? Kids ruIe! You don't need to be a man to do this. You just gotta beIieve in yourseIf. You just gotta beIieve! - I beIieve. - That's the spirit. I beIieve that everybody I know is a goner! Come on, guys. Guys. Guys? Guys? Oh, boy. Think, Mindy, think. Yup, I guess you're right. A coupIe of kids couId never survive this journey. That's why I guess I'II just have to turn you into men. You can do that? How? With my mermaid magic. Did you hear that, Patrick? She'II use her mermaid magic to turn us into men! Hooray! We're gonna be men! We're gonna be men! We're gonna be men! Good. Now, Iet's get started. CIose your eyes. - Are we men yet? - Not yet. Spin around three times. I think it's working. Good. Now, keep your eyes shut. With my mermaid's magic and my one taiIfin, I command the two of you to turn into men! Open your eyes. I don't feeI any-- Oh, my gosh, Patrick, you have a moustache! So do you! So now that you're men, can you make it to SheII City? - Guys. - Yeah? I said, now that you're men, can you make it to SheII City? Heck, yeah! - Are men afraid of anything? - Heck, no! And why? Because we're invincibIe! - Yeah! - Yeah! I never said that. - Yeah! - Yeah! - Yeah! - Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah. - Patrick? - Yeah, buddy? Why did we jump over the edge instead of taking the stairs? Bec-- WeII... - Patrick. - Are we dead? No. Far from it, my friend. We're safe and sound at the bottom of this trench. The moustaches worked! Do you know what that means? We are invincibIe! Now that we're men We can do anything Now that we're men We are invincible Now that we're men We'll go to Shell City Get the crown, save the town And Mr. Krabs Now that we're men We have facial hair Now that we're men l change my underwear Now that we're men We've got a manly flair We've got the stuff We're tough enough to save the day We never had a chance when we were kids No! No! No! But take a look at what the mermaid did Yeah, go, Pat. Oh, yeah. Yeah, go, SpongeBob. Hooray! Now that they're men We can't bother them Now that they're men They have become our friends Now that they're men There'll be a happy end They'll pass the test And finish the quest for the crown They'll pass the test And finish the quest They'll pass the test And finish the quest for the crown ''SheII City, dead ahead.'' We did it, Pat! We made it past everything! Even the hideous, disgusting monsters. Not you guys. You guys are awesome! WeII, Patrick, we shouId be there in one more verse. - Now that we're men-- - FinaIIy. I got you right where I want you. Can I heIp you with something, sir? Name's Dennis. I've been hired to exterminate you. You're gonna exterminate us? Listen, junior, you caught me and my friend here in a good mood today, so I'm gonna Iet you off with a warning. Step aside, and you won't have to feeI the awesome wrath of our moustaches. You mean these? I thought you stiII had a piece of saIad stuck to your Iip from Iunchtime. They were fake? Of course they were fake! This is what a reaI moustache Iooks Iike. - Is he a mermaid? - AII right. Enough gab. What are you gonna do to us? PIankton was very specific. PIankton? For some reason, he wanted me to step on you. Step on us? Yeah! That way you'II never find out that he stoIe the crown! Perhaps I've said too much. That's a big boot. Don't worry. This wiII onIy hurt a Iot. I Iove this job! - Bigger boot! - Wait, Pat. This bigger boot saved our Iives. Thank you, stranger. Stranger? It's the CycIops! HeIp us! HeIp us! Save us, someone! Are we dead? I don't think so. ArtificiaIIy coIoured rocks? I don't know where we are. What is this? It's some kind of waII of psychic energy. No, Pat, it's a giant gIass bowI. Hey, there's some fish foIk. - Hey, over here! - Hey! Hey! Hey, you guys! - You guys, hey! HeIp! - Hey! HeIp! - A IittIe heIp here! We're stuck in this-- - HeIp us out of the tank! Wait a second. Those fish are dead. What's he gonna do with us? Oh, no, he's going for his eviI instruments of torture. GIue? GoogIe eyes? He's making a humorous diorama of... ...AIexander CIam BeII? Patrick, he's kiIIing sea animaIs and making them into smeIIy knickknacks. And I think we're next. - You think so? - Patrick! No! The heat is so intense from this Iamp that I can't move. The heat is so intense from this Iamp that I can't move. TeII me about it. This doesn't Iook too good, Patrick. You mean we're not gonna Get the crown, save the town And Mr. Krabs? I don't even think we're gonna be abIe to save ourseIves, buddy. - Thanks. - Don't mention it. WeII, it Iooks Iike what everybody said about us is true, Patrick. You mean that we're attractive? No, that we're just kids. A coupIe of kids in way over their heads. We were doomed from the start. I mean, Iook at us. We didn't even come cIose to the crown. We Iet everybody down. We faiIed. SheII City. Yeah, we never made it to SheII City. SheII City. ExactIy, buddy. Yeah, the pIace we never got to. SheII City. Okay, now you're starting to bum me out, Patrick. No, Iook at the sign. ''SheII City. Marine gifts and sundries.'' SheII City is a gift shop? But if this is SheII City, then where's the...? - Crown. - Crown. Neptune's crown. This is SheII City. Pat, we did make it. Yeah, I guess we did. We did aII right for a coupIe of goofbaIIs. l'm a Goofy Goober, yeah You're a Goofy Goober, yeah We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah That's the end of SpongeBob. Come here, you. Shut up and Iook at the screen. The bird's right. Look. It be the tear of the Goofy Goobers. Hey, we're aIive. - Let's get that crown. - Right. On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three. Hey, it's Iighter than I thought. What's happening? I don't know. Look! Come on, Patrick. Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom. - Do you stiII have that bag of winds? - I sure do. Here you go. What? Nothing. Nothing. Okay, Iet's go over the instructions. Let's see, it says here, ''Step one: Point bag away from home.'' - Okay. - ''Step two: PIant feet firmIy on ground.'' - Right. - ''Step three: Remove string from bag, reIeasing the winds.'' Check. WeII, that seems simpIe enough. Point bag away from home, feet firmIy on ground, puII string, reIeasing the winds. AII right, Iet's do it for reaI. SpongeBob? - No, no, stop! - I was bad, I'm sorry! - PIease, bag. - I'm sorry, I just thought-- It was a mistake! Oh, no. How wiII we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now? I can take you there. - Who are you? - I'm David HasseIhoff. - Hooray! - Hooray! So where's your boat? Boat? - Go, HasseIhoff. - Next stop, Bikini Bottom. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. WeII, Krabs, you know what today is? Sorry about this, caIendar. March 1 4. Wait, that's not right. It shouId say ''The day that Krabs fries.'' Guess who's here. Hooray for HasseIhoff! Nothing can stop us now. Unidentified object off the hindquarters. It Iooks Iike... ...bigger boot. But how? Dennis! Did you miss me? This is the best seat in the house. AII right, Neptune, Iet's get it on. Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die. PIease, I didn't do it. There is nothing eIse I can do. You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a IittIe more time. Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a IittIe more time-- What? Mindy, wiII you butt out. I won't have you staIIing this execution. StaIIing? I'm not staIIing anything. - Yes, you are. - No, I'm not. Yes, you are. You're doing it right now. - I'm staIIing. - Yes. - StaIIing? - StaIIing! - StaIIing. - StaIIing! Oh, boy. Now, where were we? - Patrick, run. - No. I'm tired of running. If we run now, we'II never stop-- Run, SpongeBob! Take it easy back there, feIIas. SpongeBob, be carefuI. Come on, kid, give it up. Dennis aIways gets his man. Never! Yeah! I did it! You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you. I don't know what PIankton's paying you, but if you Iet us go, I can make it worth your whiIe. It's gonna take a Iot more than 5... - What is this? - That, sir, is five Goober doIIars. LegaI tender at any participating Goofy Goober-- I got bubbIes. Fun at parties. My eyes. I got you, SpongeBob. Thanks, buddy. Thanks a Iot. That's it. I'm through messing around. See you Iater, fooIs. See you. So you think... ...I'm... ...staIIing. Where am I, in Crazytown? I have had enough of this nonsense! You are to wait in the carriage untiI the execution is done. - But, Daddy-- - Now! No, no, no! Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry. Okay, feIIas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directIy beIow. But we'II never be abIe to fIoat down in time. Who said anything about fIoating? - lnitiating launch sequence. - What the--? - Did you see that? - The controI. AII hands on deck. Ten seconds to lift-off. Nine, eight... Eugene Krabs, the time has come... - No. - Yes. ...six, five... ...for you... - No. - Yes. ...three, two... - ...to fry. - No. - Yes. - ...one. No! You done good, HasseIhoff. You done-- Hooray! We made it. We made it. My crown. My beautifuI crown! SpongeBob? Patrick? I knew you couId do it. Oh, yes. WeII done, SpongeBoob. Sorry to rain on your parade, PIankton. Oh, don't worry about me. My parade shaII be quite dry under my umbreIIa! UmbreIIa? Daddy, no. Daddy, yes. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton. SpongeBob, what happened? - PIankton cheated. - Cheated? HoId on there, baIdy. Oh, grow up. What, you think this is a game of kickbaII on the pIayground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fooI. And you know why? Because you cheated? No, not because I cheated. Because I'm an eviI genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid. I guess you're right, PIankton. I am just a kid. Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kiII. And you know, I've been through a Iot in the past six days, five minutes, And if I've Iearned anything during that time, it's that you are who you are. - That's right. Okay, Neptune-- - And no amount of mermaid magic... ...or manageriaI promotion... ...or some other third thing... ...can make me anything more than what I reaIIy am inside: - A kid. - That's great. - Now, get back against the waII. - But that's okay. - What? What's going on? - Because I did what everyone said a kid couIdn't do. I made it to SheII City, and I beat the CycIops, and I rode the HasseIhoff, and I brought the crown back. - AII right, we get the point. - So, yeah, I'm a kid. And I'm aIso a goofbaII. And a wing nut. And a KnuckIehead McSpazatron! - What's going on here? - But most of aII, I'm... - Okay, settIe down. Take it easy. - I'm... I'm... What the scaIIop?! l'm a Goofy Goober You're a Goofy Goober We're all Goofy Goobers Goofy, goofy, goober, goober Put your toys away Well, all l gotta say When you tell me not to play l say no way - No way! - No, no freaking way l'm a kid, you say When you say l'm a kid l say, ''Say it again'' And then l say thanks - Thanks! - Thank you very much So if you're thinking That you'd like to be like me Go ahead and try The kid inside will set you free l'm a Goofy Goober What's happening? His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in controI. - Seize him! - All hail Plankton. I'm free. I've been freed! What? No! My precious heImets! His chops are too righteous. The heImets can't handIe this IeveI of rock 'n' roII. Karen, do something. Karen? AII right, that's the Iast straw. Neptune, I command you to... - Here you go, Daddy. - I better get out of here. Look, it's the wizard who saved us. Out of my way, fooIs. Come on, I was just kidding. Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you? With the heImets and the big monuments... Wasn't that hiIarious, everybody? I wiII destroy aII of you! WeII, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right. Your compassion for these sea creatures proved a most admirabIe trait. Without it, I wouId have never again seen my beIoved crown. I think you're going to make a fine ruIer of the sea one day. - Now, Iet's go home. - Daddy, haven't you forgotten something? What? Oh, yeah. Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you. What the--? I guess I had it set to ''reaI boy'' ending. Oh, I'm sorry for faIseIy freezing you, Krabs. And may I say, sir, you are a very Iucky feIIow to have in your empIoy such a brave, faithfuI and heroic young Iad. - Where is he, anyway? - I'm up here. I'm on it. Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him. SpongeBob, me boy, I'm sorry I ever doubted you. That's a mistake I won't make again. Oh, Mr. Krabs, you oId soft-serve. And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I shouId've done six days ago. Mr. Squidward, front and centre, pIease. I think we aII know who rightfuIIy deserves to wear that manager pin. I couIdn't agree more, sir. Hooray for SpongeBob! Wait a second, everybody. There's something I need to say first. I just don't know how to put it. I think I know what it is. After going on your Iife-changing journey, you now reaIize you don't want what you thought you wanted. What you reaIIy wanted was inside you aII aIong. Are you crazy? I was just gonna teII you that your fIy is down. Manager! This is the greatest day of my Iife! ((OCEAN MAN))
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Cock and ball torture (CBT), penis torture or dick torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercingwax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral playtickle tortureerotic electrostimulation or even kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.[2]

CBT in Japan
Ball busting demonstration in public at Folsom Street Fair, USA

Tamakeri (玉蹴り) (lit. ball kicking) is a sexual fetish and subgenre of BDSM within which a man's testicles are abused. The genre is also referred to as ballbusting ("bb" for short).[3][4] Tamakeri is the Japanese term, but it is used by many non-Japanese people to describe media where Asian people- mainly women- are participating in it. The dynamics of tamakeri consist of a masochist having their testicles hurt by a sadist.[5] The fetish is popular among heterosexual and homosexual men and women.[6] In hentai communities, it is often identified by either "tamakeri", or "crotch_kick".[7][8]

Denkianma (電気按摩) (lit. "electric massage") is a popular Japanese prank played between two people where one person puts their foot into the genital area of the other and shakes it in a vibrating motion.[9][10] Often this is done by grabbing the other person's feet, raising them, and then placing one's own foot on their crotch and vibrating it. This is often done between school aged boys as a prank similar to kancho and could be seen by a western audience as a type of bullying. In 2007 the crisps company Doritos released a new flavour of potato chip called "Denkianma".[11]

Devices

Similar to many other sexual activities, CBT can be performed using toys and devices to make the penis and testicles more easily accessible for attack, or for foreplay purposes.[12][13]

Ball stretcher
A single metal ball stretcher and cock ring, which forces erection.

ball stretcher is a sex toy that is used to elongate the scrotum and provide a feeling of weight pulling the testicles away from the body. This can be particularly enjoyable for the wearer as it can make an orgasm more intense, as testicles are prevented from moving up. Intended to make one's testicles permanently hang much lower than before (if used regularly for extended periods of time), this sex toy can be potentially harmful to the male genitals as the circulation of blood can be easily cut off if over-tightened.

While leather stretchers are most common, other models consist of an assortment of steel rings that fastens with screws, causing additional but only mildly uncomfortable weight to the wearer's testicles. The length of the stretcher may vary from 1-4 inches.[14] A more dangerous type of ball stretcher can be home-made simply by wrapping rope or string around one's scrotum until it is eventually stretched to the desired length.

Ball crusher

ball crusher is a device made from either metal or often clear acrylic that squeezes the testicles slowly by turning a nut or screw. How tight it is clamped depends on the pain tolerance of the person it is used on. A ball crusher is often combined with bondage, either with a partner or by oneself.

Parachute

parachute is a small collar, usually made from leather, which fastens around the scrotum, and from which weights can be hung. It is conical in shape, with three or four short chains hanging beneath, to which weights can be attached.

Used as part of cock and ball torture within a BDSM relationship, the parachute provides a constant drag, and a squeezing effect on the testicles. Moderate weights of 3–5 kg can be suspended, especially during bondage, though occasionally much heavier weights are used. Smaller weights can be used when the male wearing it is free to move; the swinging effect of the weight can restrict sudden movements, as well as providing a visual stimulus for the dominant partner.[citation needed]

Humbler
Man with humbler

humbler is a BDSM physical restraint device used to restrict the movement of a submissive male participant in a BDSM scene.

The humbler consists of a testicle cuff device that clamps around the base of the scrotum, mounted in the center of a bar that passes behind the thighs at the base of the buttocks. This forces the wearer to keep his legs folded forward, as any attempt to straighten the legs even slightly pulls hard on the scrotum, causing from considerable discomfort to extreme pain.

Testicle cuffs

testicle cuff is a ring-shaped device around the scrotum between the body and the testicles which when closed does not allow the testicles to slide through it. A common type has two connected cuffs, one around the scrotum and the other around the base of the penis. They are just one of many devices to restrain the male genitalia. A standard padlock may also be locked around the scrotum; without the key it cannot be removed.

Some passive men enjoy the feeling of being "owned", while dominant individuals enjoy the sense of "owning" their partners. Requiring such a man wear testicle cuffs symbolizes that his sexual organs belong to his partner, who may be either male or female. There is a level of humiliation involved, by which they find sexual arousal. The cuffs may even form part of a sexual fetish of the wearer or his partner.[citation needed]

However, these are extreme uses of testicle cuffs. More conventionally, the device pulls down the testicles and keeps them there during stimulation, which has a number of benefits:

  • Making the penis appear longer. Pulling the testicles down and away from the base of the penis stretches the skin over the base of the penis and pubic bone, exposing the additional inch or so of penile shaft that is normally hidden from view.
  • Improving sexual arousal. While some men may be aroused by the feeling of being "owned", the physical feeling of stretching the ligaments that suspend the testicles has an effect similar to the more common practice of stretching one's legs and pointing the toes.
  • Preventing the testicles from lifting up so far that they become lodged under the skin immediately adjacent to the base of the penis, a condition which can be very uncomfortable, especially if the testicle is then squashed by the slap of skin during thrusting in sexual intercourse.
  • Delaying or intensifying ejaculation by preventing the testicles from rising normally to the "point of no return". It is much harder to reach an orgasm.
Cock harness

A cock harness is a penile sex toy designed to be worn around the penis and scrotum. Its function is similar to that of a cock ring. These devices are often associated with BDSM activities. The Gates of Hell is a male chastity device made up of multiple cock rings that can be used for CBT.[15] Kali's Teeth is a metal bracelet with interior spikes that closes around the penis and can be used for preventing or punishing erections.[16]

Safety
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Loss of blood flow is one of the biggest risks in cock and ball torture (CBT), which can be seen with loss of color and edemas.[17] Bondage in which the testicles are tied to something else is especially dangerous, increasing the risk of the testicles getting damaged through excessive tension or pulling.

The most serious injuries are testicular rupturetesticular torsion and testicular avulsion, which are medical emergencies that require urgent medical attention.[18]

See alsoWikimedia Commons has media related to Male genital torture.
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i love you bitch
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Literally, this is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen.
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Please tell me this a joke.
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Dani2017 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2019
This is hilariously awful. You seem to think that all of the gays are like what you see on those pride events. Lesbians should be allowed to have biological children because this option doesn't really hurt anyone.
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Neptunia-x Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2019  Hobbyist General Artist
In another episode of things that don't make sence...
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Gardevoirliker Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2019  Student General Artist
We should just stop making babies, 7 billions humans on this earth and most of them consume to much for the earth itself. In other word, making babies will kill the human races...
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Nakkurussu Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2019  Hobbyist Artist
Lesbians should NOT be banned from using sperm banks. They have the right to have a child if they want. I'll be reporting this under hate speech. 
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ArcticFlower00 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2019
Gay people do not share a hive mind...
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thedarkness990 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2019  Hobbyist Artist
This is proof we need less people.  Please keep having gay babies.
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Nakkurussu Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2019  Hobbyist Artist
I'm not giving up my reproductive rights over a stupid myth made up by your dumb little "society", "government", or whatever. If I want kids, I'm having kids.
And by the way, by saying we need less people, you are promoting murder. Are you proud of yourself?
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Xenomaster Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2018
Homosexuality is not to control the human population, you dingus.
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Nakkurussu Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2019  Hobbyist Artist
A dingus is a funny person, not a synonym for idiot. Don't compliment this homophobe, please. 
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Xenomaster Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2019
I heard it as an insult
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FloofyMcSaltiesDrawz Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
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Nakkurussu Featured By Owner Edited Feb 17, 2019  Hobbyist Artist
Homophobes like this person don't have a high IQ.
And no, disliking Rick and Morty does not make you an idiot. I have the right to dislike the show and I was tested as having an IQ that's not that far off from the typical genius. Don't force people to like a show to fit your standards. You are violating their human rights in doing so.
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FloofyMcSaltiesDrawz Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2019  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I know it’s a joke xd sorry about that
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:iconxenomaster:
Xenomaster Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2018
What does this have to do with anything [belch] Morty?
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FloofyMcSaltiesDrawz Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
idk im not funny
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:iconxenomaster:
Xenomaster Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2018
Got that right, Morty
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xXBlaze-ChanXx Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
i am confusion
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poIygons Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2018  Student Digital Artist
Yo, Big Shaq, the one and only
Man's not hot, never hot
Skrrat, skidi-kat-kat
Boom
Two plus two is four, minus one that's three, quick maths
Everyday man's on the block, smoke trees
See your girl in the park, that girl is a uckers
When the ting went quack-quack-quack, you man were ducking (you man ducked)
Hold tight, Asnee (my brotha), he's got the pumpy (big ting)
Hold tight, my man (my guy), he's got the frisbee
I trap, trap, trap on the phone, movin' that cornflakes
Rice Krispies, hold tight my girl, Whitney (my G)
On the road doin' ten toes, like my toes (like my toes)
You man thought I froze, I see a peng girl, then I pose (chilin')
If she ain't on it, I ghost, hah, look at your nose (check your nose fam)
You donut, nose long like garden hose
I tell her man's not hot, I tell her man's not hot
The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot)
I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot)
Hop out the four-door with the .44, it was one, two, three and four (us man)
Chillin' in the corridor (yo), your dad is forty-four
And he's still callin' man for a draw (look at him), let him know
When I see him, I'm gonna spin his jaw (finished)
Take man's Twix by force (take it), send man shop by force (send him)
Your girl knows I've got the sauce (flexin'), no ketchup (none)
Just sauce (saucy), raw sauce
Ah, yo, boom, ah
The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
Poom, poom, you dun know
I tell her man's not hot (man's not), I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot)
I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
I said, "Babes, man's not hot"
Man can never be hot (never hot), perspiration ting (spray dat)
Lynx Effect (come on), you didn't hear me did you? (nah)
Use roll-on (use that), or spray
But either way, A-B-C-D (alphabet ting)
The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
Poom, poom
You dun know, Big Shaq
Man's not hot
I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
Forty degrees and man's not hot (come on)
Yo, in the sauna, man's not hot (never hot)
Yeah, skidika-pap-pap
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AzuraTheSkeleton Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That doesn't make sense so
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v0reos Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
sorry i think straight people are gross because in the bible it created adam and steve, not adam and eve. god gave us the gift of being gay and by being straight goes against god's wishes. you must repent for being a heterosexual or you will succumb to the fires of hell for your sin. ill send a prayer to the lord and saviour the son of our god jesus christ to rid of your sin. Pray God Loves Gay People icon 
"my wee wee small"
moses 69:420
Crucifix Emote -:prayer:- -:prayer:- -:prayer:- -:prayer:- -:prayer:- -:prayer:- Crucifix Emote 
please go to a church to accept jesus into your sinful soul, amen brother!

Angelmote cross [version 2] Jesus thumbs up chat emote Virtual Retro LED - G 
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Nakkurussu Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2019  Hobbyist Artist
If you mean all straight people, then you must think the majority of the animal population is gross too for existing. 
You are just like those disgusting homophobes. Do us a favor, go back to Hell and stay there. Do not come back. You do NOT speak for me or anyone else in the LGBT community. 
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Snappysundog Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol nice
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v0reos Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
THIS IS SO FUCKING SAD CAN WE GET 50 LIKES
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:iconlesbiancunt:
LesbianCunt Featured By Owner May 8, 2018
ey man, i don't want kids anyway
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:iconnakkurussu:
Nakkurussu Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2019  Hobbyist Artist
Well I do. I want one child. Gender doesn't matter, I just want someone to raise and spend time with. 
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:iconlesbiancunt:
LesbianCunt Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2019
Yeah i can see that, Carryin' the family name and all that
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eddieshorts Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2018
oops
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SumacTree Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
But... homosexuality isn't meant to control the human population? Are you dumb?
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:iconpomegranate-rainwing:
Pomegranate-RainWing Featured By Owner May 22, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
I am late to this, but you are completely right. Homosexuality is genetic, not "meant to control the population". What the fuck kind of conspiracy does this person believe?
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SumacTree Featured By Owner May 22, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Being gay isn't genetic either but yeah.
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Pomegranate-RainWing Featured By Owner May 22, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
How would that even work? If it was to control the population there would be more gay people than there are. Seems extremely inefficient.
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SumacTree Featured By Owner May 23, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Im not saying that its to control the population, im saying it isnt genetic
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:iconpomegranate-rainwing:
Pomegranate-RainWing Featured By Owner May 23, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
I was agreeing with you that it is stupid to think that it is to control the population.

And I heard somewhere that it was, but only partially. Should have been more clear.
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SNlCKERS Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You are so fucking retarded, I can't tell if you're trolling or not.
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Hollow-Enigma Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Edgy
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DexterTheDonkey Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
.... Oh my god, this is fucking stupid. Facepalm 
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CLUBPENGUlN Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Play Minecraft to cook some raw fish
Because they smell really nasty
Kill some mobs before you get on their plate
So you don't get to feel the pain
And then you craft and mine and dig
To gain experience points ya
And then you strike to get raw pork from pigs
It has no end but it's still the best game

[Chorus]
It's the eye of the spider, it's poison in one bite
Oh look out, I'm an excellent fighter
The creepers and the zombies other mobs of the night
Spiders give you some string and the eye, of the spider

Never eat the rotten flesh, it makes you starve in the night
Tame a wolf and train it to play fetch, just don't hit if you want to survive

[Chorus]
It's the eye of the spider, it's poison in one bite
Oh look out, I'm an excellent fighter
The creepers and the zombies other mobs of the night
Spiders give you some string and the eye, of the spider

Don't fall into the void it's so oddwhen it comes to your days they're the last ones
Israphel he's no evil game mod, just the villain of the great Yogscast

[Chorus]
It's the eye of the spider, it's poison in one bite
Oh look out, I'm an excellent fighter
The creepers and the zombies other mobs of the night
Spiders give you some string and the eye, of the spider

The eye of the spider
The eye of the spider
The eye of the spider
The eye of the spider
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foxnibbles Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2017
what the fuck
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iamtrashytrash Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
True
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:icongay-floof-dragon:
gay-floof-dragon Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
I am OFFENDED. PURE OFFENDED. Me and my girl can make as many babes as we want thank you very much!
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gay-floof-dragon Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
you are so fucking immature. I am actualy suicidal and have u heard of sperm donars and adoption? no? oh yeah. you weren't bron with a brain :)
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