Well anyways one day I was walking and passed a hobo, and that hobo said to me "wkrksheutisht"
Now you see I have no idea what that means, but I sat down anyways and said "sure"
Before I knew it our souls where switched and my life now consists of begging on the streets and sleeping under bridges.
That's probably the story she'll tell you if you ever meet her.
But it's not true
Don't believe it, she's crazy.