Sans: Hey kid, come here and give ol' Sans a hug!
-Frisk Hugs Sans-
-A Loud "PFFFBT" Sound Comes From Sans Jacket-
Sans: Gotcha.. Hehe.. -Sans Gets Out A Whoopee-Cushion From His Jacket-
Chara: Wooooow, that was STUPID. We should definitely stab him.
Frisk: Chara, what the heck, I'm not gonna stab Sans over a small joke.
Chara: It was a stupid joke.
Frisk: Doesn't mean anything, let's go get some Nice-cream.
Frisk: Let's see what this Nice-cream will say!
Nice-Cream: You look lovely today!
Frisk: Aw, that's cu-
Chara: It's just a frozen treat.. It doesn't have any feelings towards you. Their words mean nothing..
Asriel: MOM, I FOUND A HUMAN!
Toriel: Uh huh.. Sure.. And I bet a talking Flower will try to kill us all one day. *Rolls eyes*
Toriel: HelloooooooooooooOOOOOHHH MY GOD!!
Asriel: Can we keep it?! CAN WE?! I'll take good care of it! I promise!
Toriel: My dear boy, I'm pretty sure the.. Human.. Is not a pet.
Toriel: Humans are like Monsters, they're able to take care of themselves.
Asriel: Can they at least stay here for a while? I bet they'd love to stay at a CASTLE for a little while!
Toriel: Hehe, as long as it's okay with the human.. I'm going to ask your father though, stay right there.
Asriel: Okay mommy!!