Me (before I died): Mister, why are you covered in.. *Touches the red stuff and tastes it* blood? Where are the bodies?
Alastor: Why are you asking that, dear?
Me (before I died): I'm hungry.
Alastor: Ummm.. Come along.
Me (before I died): Thank you sir! *follows Alastor*
(I died by suicide because I was found out by somebody catching me eating a dead body. They reported this to the police, and it being in around 1870, arrested me and put me on death penalty. Refusing to die by others, I killed myself.)