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ED-209

No More Midkips

Stretch

Alex

Glomp Bike

Hypnotard

Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On

popcorn-pops

Dreaming of You

Missing You

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ED-209

No More Midkips

Stretch

Alex

Glomp Bike

Hypnotard

Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On

popcorn-pops

Dreaming of You

'5 second hug' contest entry

:geisha

Follow Thy Dreams?

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Follow Thy Dreams?

Unbidden visions So swift and unexpected Rush of thrill coursing Through fitful, restless nightfall. Truly wicked, delicious Float o'er bedsheets And under tingling skin. So sweet and - wait! Sweet, yes. But sinful, YES. Shameful and near cheating. These must cease; Another owns this Horrid heart. I love another I have commited. But - oh... These dreams do tempt I can't Deny they cause Trembling with lust. I Confess I Have Never felt Want so stong.
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Sisters Portraits-1

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bubbles time

:headache:

Spotlight

force persuade

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Current Residence: Nottingham, UK

Humpy has joined the Dark Side ...

Humpy has joined the Dark Side ...

... no not that Dark Side:roll: I'm going to be spannering for my old racing buddy in the Darkside Endurance team.  We should have already done the first round of the championship but somebody went & bust himself up while snowboarding (I told him to stick to safe sports like bike racing :nod:). I did have another team who wanted me as manager :lmao: but I suspect I would have had to shave my head to match the riders :lol:. New Job :work: I start a new job next week, doing in house application development on a document management system.  Should be good fun (srsly) Standing in for Jono :shakefist: Seeing as melonhead-emotion (https://www.deviantart.com/melonhead-emotion) hasn't
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What was that!?

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  • Erfkwake
  • Your house is built on a old mineshaft

Fetch a bucket ...

Fetch a bucket ...

Vileness Background:  Our kitchen is on the opposite side of the house from the drain. We have a pump on the sink that raises the waste by 2 meters so it can flow through the ceiling space and across to the drain.  This pump is enclosed in a tank and activated when the water in the tank reaches a certain level. Last night I walked into the kitchen and got a very wet foot.  A quick peek under the sink confirmed that one of the waste unions had separated (Newton3 was right!), resulting in a load of waste water with a 2m head spraying everywhere. I mopped up what I could then looked at how to fix the problem.  The first step had to be to empt

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JennytheYugioh5dsfanStudent Traditional Artist
NUUU HE'S GOOOONE!!! :iconoooplz:
He is. He hasn't been here for over two years. I wonder if he'll ever know he got a DD?
JennytheYugioh5dsfanStudent Traditional Artist
I think he might not know....

We miss him...
SparklyDestHobbyist Artisan Crafter
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Damnit, another one gone.
SparklyDestHobbyist Artisan Crafter
Miss you humpy!