Very addictive. Create your own short piece of fiction, a la Mad Libs! Here are a couple of the best ones I got:1. Romantic Love
Alaena finished packing. Ever since Katrina, her own true love, had been lost at sea, Alaena had been cold.
There was nothing left for her anymore, nothing tickled her, all was black. So today, Valentine's Day, she was going up in a tree to become a fluffy mirror.
Just then, there was an angry-looking knock at the door. Alaena opened it and stood there accidently for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising her back.
When Alaena came to, Katrina was holding her arm and looking harsh. "My love," Katrina said skillfully, "I'm sorry for the ineffable shock. I've been shipwrecked on a white island for the last ten years, living like a scarf knit uselessly short. I was only rescued last week." She paused. "I lost my leg in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Alaena could hardly believe her Katrina had returned. "I will always love you, leg or no leg. Besides, you can cover it up with a sword."
They embraced slowly and vowed to never be parted again.
And all was tough.2. A Blood In Time
On a practically nonexistent and bleeding morning, Edward sat in the shadows. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His hair ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Buffy to love someone with an uncomfortable kneecap?
Harshly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a dangerous sparkly stake, all on a summer's day. I wish my Buffy would bite me, in her own troublesome way..."
"Do you?" Buffy sat down beside Edward and put her hand on Edward's neck. "I think that could be arranged."
Edward gasped cautiously. "But what about my uncomfortable kneecap?"
"I like it," Buffy said lovingly. "I think it's pale."
They came together and their kiss was like a ray of sunshine, awe-inspiring and deadly.
"I love you," Edward said magically.
"I love you too," Buffy replied and bit him.
They bought a werewolf, moved in together, and lived unexpectedly ever after.