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This is my take on the new klingon starfleet officers comm badge. I'm not much of a trekkie but i do love the series, their is so much potential with what you can do in the star trek universe. I hope other trek fans like what i have done with it!
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*grabs tricorder and uses it to encapsulate you in a class-7 force-feild* You won't believe how much time I spend gathering my own personal intel. *picks up a PAAD* I have nearly enough information here to shut down your organization. There's just one piece missing: You.
That...is the one thing you don't have. You see I'm not really here this is a highly advanced hologram that i am remote controlling from a undisclosed location. You have just fallen into my trap. *the interior light dim and the room doors click having been locked* You see someone in my position doesn't live long without learning to see what fleas are scratching. You were good but not good enough. Good bye. * Smiles evilly as force fields spring around the doorways and an ominous gas begins to pump into the seal room*
You're not going to get me that easy. I'll starve to death before you can gas me to death, and before I starve to death, someone's going to get worried. *Injects self with special borg-nanite hypospray to adapt to the gas* That should last about a week.
Borg nanites!!! NOOOO!!! They are corrupting my soft...***ware You **** I wil**** Get**** zzzzz *POP* The hologram shuts down and as it does the lights come up, the gas has stopped pumping and the force fields drop from the doors. Suddenly a well hidden panel open ion the wall and a familiar figure emerges. "Your borg tech may have saved you this time, but we have more ways of defeating you, you haven't won yet. *Lifts a phaser to you and fires blindly in rage.* Then turns and runs "feets don't fail me now!!!
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