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Alan J. Desmarais
United States
Current Residence: Massachusetts
Favourite genre of music: Blues, Classic Rock
Favourite photographer: Herbert P. Fusslebrow
Favourite style of art: These questions are hard.
Operating System: Linux....SUCKS BALLS! HAH! ZING!
MP3 player of choice: Winamp. It might be old, but it STILL whips the llama's ass!
Shell of choice: Everyone always makes some joke here, I think because no one actually knows what a shell is.
Wallpaper of choice: Anything that can fit my massive 24 inch widescreen monitor...yeah, you heard me!
Favourite cartoon character: Popeye, Garfield, Felix the Cat, Daffy Duck
Personal Quote: "Hope is like a bridge. It's really long, and the middle can open to let boats through.&am
In a phenomenally bad mood, and this is the only place I can complain about it because on any other forum, the information would travel too much. Damn this age of connectivity we live in.

I have this volunteering gig at a local college radio station. Pretty neat, considering I'd like to pursue a career in broadcasting. Unfortunately, the heads of the station think my music selection is too "mainstream" for a station that prides itself in only playing music that is terrible by bands you've never heard of. Honestly, we're talking a couple of songs each week by Gregg Allman and J. Giels, and the CDs are in THEIR collection, not mine. This has put me on their "shit list".

In addition, an emergency came up, and being unfamiliar with station policy (because of being trained by other staff that ALSO did not know the policy) I failed to call in to the station manager about my absence. A mistake on my part, but it didn't help my situation. Higher up on the "shit list" I go.

Apparently, though, I took a step over the line when I made a joke on the station's yahoo group about broadcasting in my underwear. Too far. I am now banned from broadcasting until I have a meeting with the station manager. Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME!? An UNDERWEAR JOKE!? That shit is G-rated and you know it.

The world is full of humorless bastards and assholes. Every moment I live is a never ending struggle to poke fun at them to ease my pain, yet not to poke so much fun that someone is offended. Grumble grumble, indeed.


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DominiqueMelted Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2018  Hobbyist Artist
New Watching by DominiqueMelted  Please forgive me for taking so long to thank you.
ServBot1025 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you for the watch. 
MayoRaine Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks for the watch!
darksand Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2017  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch!
PressurizedPleasure Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the :+devwatch:
Venatari Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2017   Digital Artist
New Thanks Watch by Venatari  
Giraffesocks Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Your page is very good! I love your art as well!
You earn a giraffe army
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McGillustrator Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for adding "Super Show" to your favorites!
SuperSpaceGirlTV Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
can you make more Samus fan art, pleeeeeeaaaaasssssseeeeee?
XSilverboltX Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2011
Thanks for the fave! Cewl gallery you have there, love the cartoonized live stuff. :)
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