THE WONDERFUL THING ABOUT TIGGERS
IS THAT TIGGERS ARE WONDERFUL THINGS
THEIR TOPS ARE MADE OUT OF RUBBER
THEIR BOTTOMS ARE MADE OUT OF SPRINGS
THEY'RE POUNCY, BOUNCY, FLOUNCY, TROUNCY
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AND THE MOST WONDERFUL THING ABOUT TIGGERS IS
I'M THE ONLY ONE
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