The Tale of How Not to be Stupid for Dummies
Once upon a time there was a handsome, but self-conscious youth named Timmy and a beautiful yet strangely innocent boy named Lucas. Lucas was very oblivious to everything…. And Timmy…. Well, he was just confused.
Luckily for Timmy and Lucas, they had two lovely ladies who were desperately in love with them. Saffron and Kathy. Now, Saffron and Kathy were both completely crazy and possibly delirious because one they stayed up until 7 AM talking about their beloveds. Yet, while Timmy still loved Kathy with a fiery passion, Saffron and Lucas were both sadly alone. More or less Lucas.
Timmy and Kathy were greatly in love, until Timmy laid eyes on another. Someone with more…substance than Kathy could possibly provide. Timmy fell hopelessly in love with Lucas. It wasn’t until Kathy found him pleasuring himself by a long forgotten photograph of Lucas, that she finally knew.
Kathy immediately rushed to tell Saffron th