Silvino, Molly, Bonita, and Praskoviya were at the rec room. Silvino began to turn on the computer, which was loud with the hdd making clicking noises, beeping, and some floppy drive sounds. This was the computer from the 90's, as this story took place in the 90's.
"Ready to play computer games?" said Silvino
"Why not?" replied Molly.
"Yes!" replied Praskoviya. She was drinking red wine while eating cheese and crackers.
"Cool, dude," replied Bonita.
"I'm the second best gamer to my mother!" bragged Silvino. "There's no way you girls can outskill me!"
"Oh really?" replied Molly. "You don't know how many gamers I've crushed in the arcades over the years."
"Yeah, I've seen her defeat a bunch of nerds and geeks, who never stood a chance," said Bonita.
"I will win game!" said Praskoviya.
"All right, the computer is loading the game!" said Silvino
Molly replied, "I can't wait to school all of you! I've got the skills!"
"In your dreams!" replied the confident Silvino.
"You going down!" replied Praskoviya.
"Your overconfidence will be your downfall," replied Bonita. "I will win this."
As the title screen appears with epic music playing in the background, Silvino and his friends were pumped up and ready to win. But that ended shortly after, as the computer got the blue screen of death.
"Fuck!" Silvino reacted. "Blue screen of fucking death... But how?"
"I have a bad feeling about this..." Bonita said, worried.
Then, an ugly, pigtailed little girl wearing a baggy short and overalls between two photos of her appeared in the screen.
"Hello!!" said the little girl.
"Oh no..." Silvino said in horror. "No no no! Not her... anything but her!"
"It's just a silly error," Molly replied. "Just power off and then power on, and It'll be all gone!"
"You have no idea," said Silvino, powering off the computer. But just as he was going to power it on, the little girl turned it back on. The 4 heroes were shocked, as if they think the computer was being possessed, which unfortunately was the case...
That little girl was none other than...
"I see that you've turned off your computer..." said Michelle. "Don't turn it off again, or else I will set the timer!"
"What timer?" questioned Molly, scratching her head.
"Bummer dude..." said Bonita, disappointed. "We can't play games because of that little ogre looking girl..."
Praskoviya blocked the computer, but Michelle unblocked it.
"Don't block!" yelled Michelle. "That's it, the timer has been set. When the time's up, this computer is done and over with, and you'll will be rabid fans of my show forever! So leave it alone!"
"I know her," said Silvino. "She's from a show I hate so much. And I think she is the most unintentionally unlikable little shit in television history."
"Never heard of that show," replied Bonita.
"I hope you are all enjoying themselves," said Catalina. She was cooking paellas for the group.
"That's what she said!" replied Molly.
"We have problem..." Praskoviya said.
Catalina looked at the screen, and was shocked. "Oh my... It is a virus featuring a character from a popular American sitcom. I would love to remove the virus, but I am afraid I am busy cooking..."
"Damn..." replied Silvino, disappointed.
"I know what to do!" said Molly. She typed in "remove virus" in the computer screen.
"Nope, that never works!" said Michelle. "Time reduction!!!"
"Seriously?" said Silvino, pouting. "Typing that isn't going to work. There must be some way to get rid of the virus.
Praskoviya shouted, "You brat! You stupid!"
Michelle cackled. "Oh puhhhlese, insulting me never works! Another time reduction!"
"God, I hate this little brat..." Silvino said in disgust.
"Yeah... she is torture..." replied Bonita.
"I'm gonna sing my show's theme song," said Michelle. "So you better prepare for the torture that is about to..."
Bonita turned off the computer. "Nuts! I haven't sang a single word of the song!" yelled Michelle.
"You're not going to sing that song anytime soon, little brat!" replied Silvino
Michelle returned to the screen. "In the words of my sister, "how rude!" Time reduction time! Praskoviya is a stupid spastic! Molly is a shitfaced moron! Bonita has no soul, and Silvino is just some tree hugging hippie!"
"Hey! She call me spastic!" Praskoviya responded.
"Wow, what a jerk!" said Molly
"Unlike some famous Internet redhead in our creator's world, I'm just going to shrug it off," said Bonita.
Silvino: Hey MicHELLe, how dare you call me a hippie! We are so going to get rid of you! We're trying to play video games here, but you just rudely interrupted us! What are you up to anyway?
Michelle replied, "I'm here to make you all my rabid fans! Then together we can..."
Molly unplugged the computer out of the power outlet. "This should do the trick! Wait until about 3 hours and then she will be all gone!"
"The virus will still be there..." Silvino replied.
"Yeah, like virus in body, you can't rid it" said Praskoviya.
"Don't be so pessimistic, guys," replied Molly. I'm sure we could..."
Then, what the 4 didn't see coming, Michelle jumpscared them!
"GRRRRRR!! Yet another shut down?! You're a meanie! Meanie meanie meanie! You now have 2 minutes left! Type in the password if you want to get rid of me! Here it is!"
Molly typed in the correct password, then the computer was turned off.
"I hope this works." said Molly.
"Hopefully that virus will go away" replied Silvino.
Then, the computer was turned on, with a plain green screen shining out of the monitor.
"Huh?" Silvino wondered.
"YoOoOoOUuUuUuU gGgGgGOoOoOTtTtTt iIiIitTtTtTt dDdDUuUuUDdDdDEeeeeEeEe!!!" jumpscared Michelle, scaring the living daylights out of the 4 heroes.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!! THAT WAS INCORRECT! HERE'S THE TRULY CORRECT PASSWORD! IF YOU ENTERED IT CORRECTLY, I WOULD'VE LEFT YOU ALONE. NOW... YOU WILL BECOME MY RABID FANS FOREVER!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!"
"Oh no!!!" yelled Silvino.
"This is bad, really bad!!!" said Molly.
"Ohhhh....." moaned Bonita. "I don't like this..."
Silvino looked around the room, finding Praskoviya, but she was nowhere in sight. "Praskoviya? Where are you? Praskoviya?"
"I have it!" said Praskoviya, running down the stairs, holding a small white floppy disk.
"Bye bye virus!"
She then inserted it in the floppy drive, and much to their surprise, the floppy disk erased the virus completely, as Michelle screamed.
"NNNNOOOOOOOOO!!! HOW COULD A STUPID FLOPPY DEFEAT ME???!!! I'M FINISHED!!! WAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
The virus was completely removed, as the screen returned to the title screen with jamming music playing again.
"Ha ha ha! Pwned bitch!" said all 4 heroes.
"Praskoviya, you're a genius!!" Silvino said in delight.
"Hehehe!!" replied Praskoviya.
"But where did you find that floppy?" asked Bonita.
"Floppy was on floor next to Silvino's room." replied Praskoviya.
"I was carrying some floppy disks for our gaming session" said Silvino. "But I guess one of them fell off after exiting my room, and I didn't know it was an anti-virus disk, and thank God we have one!"
"Now, where were we? Oh yeah! Time to get schooled!" said Molly.
Silvino cracked his knuckles, as he was pumped up again and ready to compete with Molly, Bonita, and Praskoviya. "BRING IT ON!!"
"10 minutes before dinner!" announced Catalina.
"The winner gets seconds and dessert!" said Molly.
"I'm on a diet, you know?" replied Bonita.
They've started to play the game. Who will emerge victorious?
But the biggest question is:
Is the virus really gone for good?