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I think I have enough sketches to upload a sketch dump, though it'd mostly be Pokemon stuff.  Would you guys be okay with that? Is anyone listening?

If I do I'll probably load it up this weekend.
  • Watching: Achievement Hunter
  • Playing: Tomodachi Life
  • Drinking: Water
Fudge fudge fudge!! I can't believe how long its been since I've done ANYTHING on this site! I am sorry, my art has been ON and OFF due to the constant stress that is life.  I've drawn a bunch of little things, but nothing I feel is enough to stand as its own deviation (lol that's a funny way to say ART).  I feel awful for leaving what little followers I have in the lurch so I will at least let you guys know a bit of what had been going on.

I started a new and HOPEFULLY final program at college that has some but also little to do with art.  It's Visual Merchandising, which is what store displays or store set ups are.  Basically a way to make things pretty and organized which I LOVE to do!!  It's been very hectic and stressful this past year and 2014 hasn't been much better for me.  I've been ill a lot of the year and barely made it through my first year of the program, it's been maddening and I honestly don't know how I've made it through with the sanity I have.  I only hope that I can make it through my last year without dying in the process (kind of likely D: like I said my health is shit.)

I've spent my entire summer sick, maybe a few weeks it has been alright but for the most part BLECK!!  Anyways, I've been doing some pretty good sketches lately so MAYBE I will put them together and make a giant sketch pile and show you guys that? Note the only reason I say maybe is because my old scanner is busted and I want to show you guy top quality goodies! Most of it involving Pokemon.

Anyways...I am sorry I haven't done anything in ages, things have been stupid and I don't wanna say lonely but artwise yeah it kind of has been...I promise I'll try to put more up here and I hope I can still make your choice to watch me worth your while.

Thank you for your support,
Hojo McOjo
  • Watching: That movies about the Dragon named SMAUG
  • Playing: Tomodachi Life
  • Drinking: Rum 'n' Coke
Sorry about lack of update, things haven't been great for me BUT I have something I wanted to tell you.  It's something that's been bothering me a lot and I want to fix this soon.  What I am talking about is my motivational posters, I'm bothered at how they get as much attention as they do.  I feel as if they take attention away from why I am on this site so I am going to do something.  I am going to get rid of them.

And post them up in an alternative account dedicated to them.  I'm getting tired of seeing I have personal messages and they're all faves for the silly jokes I made ages ago; so instead of getting rid of them all together I am going to move them.  I'm not sure when this is going to happen but it will, and when it does I will post the link to them here.

Sorry, that's really all I wanted to say.  I'm going to go back to my migraine now.
  • Eating: Crackers
  • Drinking: Water
So an update is probably in order? Sure, why not.

Ummm so my brother came to visit for a few weeks with his girlfriend and that was nice. Hardly saw him though, he pretty much had every moment of his visit planned. Had a lovely night of movies and pizza which was fun, another time we had together was a big double date. We were to have sushi and then go bowling, but the date was cut short when I was in side splitting pain and had to go to the hospital. That was fun. Turns out I had bronchitis, completely lost my voice for about a week, definatley made work way tough. Had cue cards and everything. Was funny when people thought I was deaf, but then they heard me (attempt to) speak and then they'd go running in the other direction. My side still hurts, and my shoulder is all ouch for whatever reason so it hurts to cough super badly. Kind of a bitch.

Another thing is that my boyfriend and I broke up. Done't get me wrong, it was completely mutual and I personally think it was for the better. I won't tread on the topic for much longer though.

OH! Also, went to my cousin's wedding where I got to be a bridesmaid. It was absolutely beautiful! Like, fairytale even! My cousin rode in on a horse-drawn carriage, the wedding was on a beautiful blue day, and their first dance was in the middle of a lake on a tiny island while fireworks went off in the clear, night sky. It was amazing. The hardest part of hte whole thing was probably walking in those gosh-darned heels I was in. I swear I was comedy relief right at the start, first bridesmaid to walk, stumbling all the way down the aisle. On the way back out, the two groomsman guideed me out by basically holding me up the entire time. It was kind of embarrassing. Still, it was a beautiful day, my cousin was stunning and the speeches her and her new husband made to each other were lovely. I really can't express how much of a wonderful even it was.

Enough about weddings, lets talk about college! I had some real shit happen a while back; see, my college email (which I absolutely despise, those sites are freaken impossible to figure out) was on the fritz so I wasn't able to receive messages. Turns out, one of those messages was to get my payment in or else I wouldn't be going to college, and I found this out (they called me about it) two days before the due date, and I was working both days. So I tried to get out on the last day (had to swap shifts with my boss) early in the morning only to find they didn't accept personal cheques and this was bad cuz it was the only way I had to pay at the time. From there, I had to go to two seperate doctor appointments, go to the bank to get the cheque certified, rush back to Sheridan (ohyeah I'm going to Sheridan for Art Fundamentals) and run straight to work in my none air conditioned car in mad humidity and just....shit. It was horrible. The next number of days were just as busy so it's no surprise I started sleeping like a baby every night.

Then it happened again. I got sick. Shit at work was stressing me out way to much and just, I ate something bad that triggered a sick that was just UGH!! Not only that, but on the weekend, on my brother's going away party no less, another illness I won't share reared it's ugly head and it's had me out of commishion the entire weekend. Spent the entire time in bed and it was just......UGH! I don't mind chilling in bed, but it was too much. I mean, I watched a couple great movies (X-Men: First Class, Dirty Dancing) and read some great stuff (Bittersweet Candybowl, various Cracked articles) and cried a little bit for the first time this year, but I just can't take it anymore. I am currently on the verge of recovery, so hopefully I get better sooner rather than later. Believe you me, nothing makes you feel lonelier than being sick in bed.

Aside from that, nothing exciting to report. Not art-wise at least. I just thought I should give you guys something, right? Hope it was enough.

<3 Hojo
  • Watching: Goon
  • Playing: Pokemon Conquest
  • Drinking: Water
Stole from :iconku-is-evil-fear-her: because, man, you get the funnest quizzes.

Tony Stark/Iron Man
[X] You like booze
[X] You are the life of the party
[  ] You love gadgets
[X] You can be rather cocky
[  ] Your favorite colour is red or gold
[  ] You're good with computers
[X] You use sarcasm a lot
[X] You love getting attention
[X] You're good at mechanics
[  ] You have issues with your parents.

Dr. Bruce Banner/The Hulk
[  ] You're good at science
[X] You can get very aggressive when ticked off
[  ] You like to be secluded most of the time
[  ] You like wearing baggy clothes
[  ] You like to meditate
[  ] You like doing science experiments
[X] You try to avoid getting into fights
[X] You like wearing purple things
[X] You're clever
[  ] Your favorite colour is green

[X] You're good with a hammer
[  ] You like coffee
[X] You can eat a truckload of food and still be hungry
[  ] You can be arrogant
[X] You have long hair
[  ] You have an interest in astrology
[X] You can get sulky when things don't go your way
[X] You're willing to take a fall for someone else
[X] You like to dress up as fantasy characters
[ ] You don't get along well with your sibling

Steve Rogers/ Captain America
[X] You like helping those in need in any way you can.
[X] You hate bullies
[X] You're a great leader
[X] You're a bit of a do-gooder
[  ] One of your favorite colour is red, white or blue
[  ] You like wearing things with stars on them
[  ] You strongly admire the army
[  ] You have a good throwing arm
[  ] You like war films
[  ] You're good at running

Colonel Nick Fury
[X] You like wearing long coats
[X] You're good at organizing things
[  ] You're good at being in the loop
[  ] You like guns
[  ] You're good at giving information to people
[X] You like giving solutions to people's problems
[X] You like eyepatches
[  ] You work best as part of a team
[  ] You like beards
[X] You like wearing black things

Natasha Romanova/ Black Widow
[X] You like wearing tight clothes
[  ] You can do martial arts
[  ] You're interested in the world of spies
[X] You have red hair
[  ] You're quite agile
[X] People generally don't know much about the real you
[  ] You like to make yourself look good
[  ] You can speak another language
[X] You're good at taking orders
[  ] You were born in a different country to the one you are living in now

Clint Barton/ Hawkeye
[  ] You're very good at archery.
[  ] You currently like/love someone on your team
[X] You like to wear purple and black
[  ] You're very good at aiming
[  ] You've worked at the carnival
[X] You like working in a team
[X] You're up for almost anything thrown at you
[X] You'd be a top assassin if you ever took the job
[  ] You're quiet
[X] You tend to get along with people well

[  ] You want to be a great leader
[X] You want to prove something
[X] You're the younger sibling
[X] You've been/are overshadowed by a sibling
[  ] You don't get along so great with your sibling
[X] You're good at lying
[  ] You're adopted
[X] You're very clever
[X] You are able to manipulate people well
[  ] Your favorite color is green or gold

  • Watching: TBFP - Cabela Survival of Katmai
  • Drinking: cough syrup
52 "Secrets" About Yourself.............
Be HONEST no matter what.

1. What is your natural hair color?
A reddish blondish thing? SECRETS REVEALED!!

2. Where was your ID pic taken?
I drew that shit when I was bored.

3. What's your middle name?

4. Your current relationship status?
In relationship.

5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
No crush, only boyfriend ;P

6. What is your current mood?
Kind of depressed, actually.

7. What's the color of your underwear?

8. What is one thing that makes you happy?

9.Who was the last person you cuddled with?
The Boyf.

10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?
Tell myself to not eat as much and that Saturday Morning cartoons are not all that great. Perhaps give her a list of shows actually worth watching.

11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day?

12. Ever had a near death experience?
Almost got drowned once, almost snapped my neck another.

13. Something you do a lot?

14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
Surprisingly I don't have one right now.

15. Who did you copy and paste this from?

16. Name someone with the same b-day as you
Sean Bean!

17. When was the last time you cried?
Not for a while, but the urge has been there for a while.

18. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
In a musical, it was shit.

19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
Transformation. Or making legit doubles of myself.

20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Where is question 21?
Isn't this technically it?

22. What's your biggest secret?
I'm not happy a lot.

23. What's your favorite color?

24. When was the last time you lied?

25. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Pokemon mostly.

27. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
Nothing! Wahahahaha!

28. What's your favorite smell?
New book.

29. If you could describe life in one word what would it be?

30. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?

31. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
Not legit rain, kinda like a babby spritz.

32. What are you thinking about right now?
How I kind of need to pee.

33. What should you be doing?

34. What was the last thing that made you upset?
My thoughts.

35. Do you like working in the yard?
Not really, no.

36. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
McOjo, that way I can make it legit.
Or Jensen so I can say "I didn't ask for this."

37. Name 5 things in your closet:
A dress, a quiver of arrows, bowler hat, amp, Office Space.

38. Do you act different around your crush?
No crush.

39. When was the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?
Friday night, but that's because I stayed at a hotel last night.

40. How many times do you take a shower a week?
Every day.

41. Do you brush your teeth everyday?
Twice, sometimes thrice.

42. Have you ever said something stupid infront of your crush?
Infront of crush of past, sure, everyone has.

43. Have you ever watched a hockey game?
Yeah, it's mad fun with all the action and junk.

44. Do you lie about your age?

45. Ever been jealous about something stupid?
Of course.

46. Do you pick your nose?
Only with a kleenex in hand.

47. What's the one food you hate?
Sour Crout, bleck.

48. What's the one junk food you cant live without?

49. How old were you when you found out Santa was fake?
The fuck?!

50. Do you smoke?
Nope, it's kinda gross.

51. Describe your favourite underwear you have?
They're black briefs with the white stitching showing (I can't remember the technical name for it) and it's got a pretty bow in the front.
It's like Classic Hojo's black and white shirt, that's why. Plus the bow.

52. Did you lie in any of these questions?
You tell me.
  • Watching: TBFP - Earth Defense Force
1.) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
Pokemon HeartGold Version
Receive from Professor Oak in Pallet Town (after defeating Red)

2.) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you reach?
Nothing, I'm lying on my bed and I can't reach anything.
Though if I sit up...Bedazzled Cowboy Hat.

3.) What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Awake. Good show.

4.) Without looking guess what time it is?

5.) Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

6.) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The wiiiiiiiiiiind O.o

7.) When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I went out for a booze run. HOLLA! Well not really, the booze isn't for me.
I miss drinking.

8.) Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
My TV where I am watching YouTube 5sf Comment reads.

9.) What are you wearing?
Tiny white socks
Gray Striped Underpanties
Denim Jeans
Blue Spaghetti Strap Top
Bowtie Necklace
Denim Jacket

10.) Did you dream last night?
I did, I dreamt I was being quizzed at work on Pokemon and I got most of the answers right. The one question I remember is "Name 3 Pokemon that only have 1 eye." If only, if only...

11.) When did you last laugh?
A little while back while watching 5sf (RHYME)

12.) What are on the walls you are in?
Photo's from trips I've been on.

13.) Seen anything weird lately?
A sexist woman. And no, I didn't look in a mirror.

14.) What do you think of the person who tagged you?
I stole this, but Ku is still the awesome <3

15.) What was the last film you saw?

16.) If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I would pay for the fix-em-ups my parents want around the house, then my own place.
Also a green dress. But not a real green dress, that's cruel.

17.) Tell me something about you that I don't know?
I have a bad case of wanting to buy things for people all the time.

18.) If you could change one thing about the world.
No major wars, no major conflicts. Little ones can still exist because what's a world without a little conflict? But nothing devestatingly horrible.
OR no natural disasters! Then I could sleep easier.

19). What do you want to learn in the future?
How to draw amazing things JUST. LIKE. THAT.

20.) George Bush:
His name is funny.

21.) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

22.) Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

23.) Would you ever consider living abroad?
No :C

24.) What do you want God to say when you reach the pearly gates?
Thaaaaat EXPLAINS everything!
  • Watching: 5 Second Films
  • Playing: Silent Hill 3
  • Drinking: Water
Title says it all!

Yeah, I've been in a very sketch mood lately (lol) and inbetween my drawing test stuff I feel like sketching random things. So give me things to sketch and I can try me best.
  • Watching: Two Best Friends Play: Persona 4
  • Eating: Sausage
  • Drinking: Water
Y'know them Lets Play videos? You ever hear of Two Best Friends Play? This here are some videos friends and I made about us playing games and having a jolly good time.

I also share because for 3/4 of them I drew title cards so that's kinda art? Anyways, here they are:… (Marvel vs. Capcom 3)… (Portal 2)… (Mortal Kombat)… (Bioshock: this one's long but I promise it's worth it :innocent:)

I hope you guys watch and enjoy, we're considering doing more so please let me know what you think :)

Kay, back to work/art!
  • Watching: Two Best Friends Play: Persona 4
My room is pretty much done (pictures just need to go up).
My beautiful art table is all set up (thanks to my dad).
I've beaten Uncharted 3 (my biggest distraction).

What does all of this mean? It basically means that for the next while I am going to be concentrating on my art. I'm going to be making portfolio pieces and such until I am completely ready to apply for college again. Though I will be arting, this doesn't necessarily mean that I'll be putting my stuff up right away. If anything, I'll probably post a whole bunch of stuff all at once to make the wait worth it.

I've been real stressed and that's only going to get worse, but hopefully it does not impede my work. Wish me luck, gang.

I'm going to need it.

Also, today is 11/11/11. I hope everyone has taken a moment to reflect and respect. I know that today is a day that I honor my great grandfather Loren, who fought in the war to help and protect everyone. I hold dear to the fact that being named after him is not only a right but a priviledge. Though I never knew him, I will never forget what he did for us.

Lest we forget :heart:
[X] You've kissed someone your friends didn't like
[X] You've been lost in the forest
[  ] You love to read
[  ] You are not shy at all
[X] One of your family members is a bit weird
[X] You have done volunteer work
[X] You have a wild imagination
[  ] You love to take care of people in need
[X] You've had guys like you only because they think you're pretty
[X] You've rejected at least one person when they've asked you out
Total: 7

[  ] You're an orphaned child or have an evil step-mother
[  ] You have many different hobbies to keep you busy
[X] You can get really bored
[  ] You have very long hair
[  ] Your hair is bright blonde
[X] You're an artsy person
[X] You're childish
[X] You can't wait to stop the same routine each day and start living
[X] You care about others and their feelings
[X] You like to follow the rules
Total: 6

[  ] You have/had a pet rabbit
[  ] You love to play cards
[  ] You constantly know the time
[  ] You get in sticky situations
[  ] You have been to a court
[X] You have fallen asleep while doing homework.
[  ] You have had a tea party
[X] You like hats
[X] You're often late
[  ] You know how to play croquet
Total: 3

[X] Your dad is rich
[  ] You are very clever
[  ] You've been with someone way different from you
[X] You're unique and different from everyone else
[X] You'd never marry someone just because they were rich
[  ] You have set a lot of goals for yourself
[  ] You don't have a lot of (good) friends
[  ] You're independent
[  ] You are wealthy
[X] Your parents try to control your life
Total: 4

[  ] Your boyfriend is strong
[X] You have gotten involved with the wrong people before
[X] You are very convincing
[  ] You have fallen in love before
[X] You have had your heartbroken
[X] You find an interest in Greek mythology
[X] You lie sometimes
[  ] You pretend to be someone you're not
[X] You have been used
[  ] Purple is one of your favourite colours
Total: 6

[X] Your parents expect a lot from you
[X] You really try to follow the rules, but it's hard for you
[X] You're a bit of a trouble maker
[X] You're the youngest in your family
[  ] You have a lot of sisters
[X] You collect something
[X] You have/had long hair
[X] You are adventurous
[X] You're extremely curious
[X] You believe everything people tell you/you're a bit gullible
Total: 9

[  ] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents
[X] You almost died at a very young age
[X] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful
[  ] You have a decent singing voice
[X] You like to sleep in late on the weekends
[  ] You spend most of your time outside
[  ] You're adopted
[X] You're very romantic
[  ] Pink is one of your favorite colors
Total: 4

[  ] One of your parents is dead
[  ] You are expected to do a lot of chores
[X] You love to dress up
[X] You love animals
[  ] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming
[X] Your mom is really strict
[  ] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you
[X] You're afraid to speak your mind sometimes
[  ] You have left your shoes at a friends house before
[  ] You have blond hair
Total: 4

Snow White
[  ] You know that you're beautiful
[X] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you
[X] You've almost been killed
[X] You have at least seven good friends
[  ] You've had food poisoning
[X] You have/had short hair
[X] You get along with almost everyone
[X] All of your friends are different
[X] You love to have a good time
[  ] You're happier when you're out of the house than in
Total: 7

[X] You get jealous easily
[  ] You loved your childhood
[  ] You like to fly
[X] You believe in magic
[X] You're 5'2 or under
[  ] You hate pirates
[X] You love sparkle
[X] People underestimate you
[X] You get angry easily
[  ] You have/had a treehouse
Total: 6

[X] You love to walk around and explore big cities
[X] You are more spiritual than religious
[  ] You've been in an interracial relationship
[  ] One of your family members is dead
[  ] Your parents are very protective of you
[  ] Someone you know has been in war
[X] You love nature
[  ] You have/had black hair
[X] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful
[X]You're very adventurous
Total: 5

[X] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
[  ] People wish you could be a bit more girly
[X] You've pretended to be someone you're not
[X] You've had a physical fight with someone
[X] You have/had considered running away from home
[  ] Your parents try to plan your life out
[X] A lot of your friends are boys
[X] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations
[X] You love your family so much that you'd do anything to protect them
Total: 7

TURNS OUT I BE A MERMAID! (also that was my favorite movie growing up so that seems appropriate ;P)
  • Playing: Okami
I need to learn how to make a bitchin' CSS.
  • Watching: Red vs Blue
  • Playing: Uncharted 2
  • Drinking: Water
Oh Anime North, this year was really something else.  Like I said, I was dressed as Deadpool and Oh. My. Gods!  The attention and amount of photos taken of me?  Overwhelming!  And the compliments I got, wow, just wow.  Confidence booster extreme!  I was also in the newpaper this morning, at first I didn't see it, but then a guy at the con said "Hey, I saw you in the paper this morning" and I was like WHERE'S THE PAPER?!!  Sure enough, I was there, from behind (the only sort of image I didn't want taken of me) but still, kinda cool.  Actually, very cool.  I'm awesome.

So the weekend itself?  Overall a good time.  Missed out on a couple of panels, but whatever.  Got some nice swag: Nunchucks, a couple t-shirts, a Kyo cat (Fruits Basket) Plushie (THANKS SHAWNIE for being so cute), Pikachu slippers, a couple Portal 2 buttons and some Pocky.  Oh and two swords.  Good haul this year ;P

Met some great people, had some interesting experiences.  Funniest was probably a mom and her three year old kid, she comes up to me all like "Ooooh look honey, it's Spider-man! He loooves Spider-man, don't you? He's got him on his clothes, see? Wanna high-five Spider-man?" I paused for a moment and just went "Yeah you do! Come on, high-five Spider-man!" I also gave the kid a hug and, as he walked away I was saying "Just another hug from your friendly neighbourhood Spider-man!" I then turned to the people next to me and shrugged.  Kinda hilarious.  One of the more annoying was this Vash guy who got in my grill about how I wasn't Deadpool (cuz I had boobs) or Lady Deadpool (cuz I didn't have a ponytail).  He took his coat off like he wanted to fight, that was kinda funny, but he was still a prick.  Still, I'm awesome, he just couldn't accept it.  Another thing I really like was the Marvel vs. Capcom fights I'd get into, mostly with Weskers, SO MANY WESKERS!  But they were so cool, ACK it was so fun!!

I'll upload some pictures soon, but just ah, it was so fabcakes.  I love Deadpool and I loved being him.  He was definately a boost to my confidence.  Thank you so much, Deadpool! :heart:

A big thanks to all of my friendos; Sensei, Poptart, Shawnie, Alex, Cam, Cailin, Joanna, Loose and Bj.  Also another big thanks to my friendo Fil for helping me look as awesome as I did, my suit needed a lot of adjustments and he was just so awesome to help me with them!

Oh this was a great experience, kinda makes me wanna go to FanExpo...

Here's a link to the best picture of me ever:…
  • Watching: Arrested Development
Apparently so!  Hey, if you are gonna make it out I may be there as well :O
So if you see a Deadpool (yeah that's right) with boobs walking around, it just might be Hojo ;D
If you are not sure, just use the codeword 'BREADSTICKS' and I will react accordingly ^w^
I do hope to make it and I hope to meet some new people :)

ALSO RANDOM UPDATE I've totally made my room my game zooooone yeeeeeeeeeeeeah I'm awesome-er!
  • Playing: Legend of Zelda: OoT
[  ] You have a hardy nature
[  ] You're a born leader
[  ] You're a charmer
[  ] You have a great singing voice
[X] You love reptiles (Komodos being the bestest)
Total:  1

[  ] You have a jolly nature
[X] You are kind
[  ] You love all animals (Fuck chickens, fuck chipmunks and fuck children)
[X] You can keep a beat
[X] You are true gentleman/lady (More gentleman than most)
Total:  3

[X] You can be hot-headed (I am a redhead)
[X] You are short tempered (I get CRAZY)
[X] You go into a rage when you're mad (KAH-RAY-ZEE)
[  ] You hate going swimming (I like the idea of swimming)
[  ] You're the bad boy/girl type (Mrow)
Total:  3

[  ] You love to swim (No, I just don't like having to shower and I haven't worn a bathing suit in two years due to self-conscienciousness ifthatsevenaword)
[  ] You have a lax nature (I don't know what that means)
[  ] You are a strong swimmer (I can't even do a backfloat! Seriously, got held back in swim school because of that)
[X] You like soft jazz music (I also love my</i>)
[  ] You can dance (I doubt it)
Total:  1

[X] You can take a hit or two (I am a BEAST)
[X] You like shiny things (perks of ADD)
[  ] You love/loved gems/metals
[  ] You have a bold nature
[  ] You have super hard bones (Actually I've been tested for low density before sooo, quite the opposite)
Total: 2

[X] Your head is always in the clouds (Because Earth is boring)
[  ] You have a hasty nature
[  ] You love flying
[X] You can be intimidating for your size (SHUDDUPIAM)
[  ] You always feel like you're flying
Total:  2

[X] You love to play mind games with people (My coworkers have mentioned my love of messing with peoples minds)
[  ] You don't like to fight (I LOVE IT)
[  ] You have a docile nature
[X] You love to play games (Games are fun! Like grapes!)
[  ] You often run away from things (I fume about them and then I get to a boiling point where I do something, so not really running)
Total:  2

[X] You are strong (WORKIN' OUT)
[  ] You are vain (Even though that song IS about me)
[  ] You don't give up so easy (Hmm)
[X] You love to fight (YES! BRING IT!)
[   ] You have a bold nature (Wasn't this already asked?
Total: 2

[  ] You love the shadows
[X] You don't get out much (Nowhere to go)
[X] You have a bashful nature
[  ] You like to scare people
[  ] You love scary movies/shows (Yeah I do, in OPPOSITE LAND)
Total: 2

[  ] You are a lone wolf (I run in a lone wolf pack)
[  ] You have an impish nature
[X] You're not a social person (I am, I love being social, I just really suck at it)
[  ] You don't get along with people
[X] You listen to heavy music like metal or hard rock
Total:  2

[  ] You know a lot of things (More like, not enough!)
[X] You have a naive nature
[  ] You stand out easily (Only when I'm wearing my bowtie)  BITCHES GOT SOMETHIN' TO SAY, SAY IT TO MY MOTHER-DICKIN' BOWTIE!</i>
[  ] You love all music (Hate rap)
[X] You can do anything if you put your mind to it (You gotta believe!)
Total:  2

[X] You have a relaxed nature (I can be chill)
[  ] You love bugs
[  ] You love country music (Why would this make me a bug-type?)
[X] You can play a stringed instrument (SLAPPIN DYAH BASS, MAHN!)
[  ] You're peaceful (Nope)
Total:  2

[  ] You have a serious nature
[  ] You can play a drum like instrument
[  ] You're hard headed
[  ] You're big
[  ] You have/had a solid relationship
Total:  0 (Wow, really? It's in my name...)

[  ] You have a cold heart
[  ] You love cold weather (I like curling in blankets, but I hate the cold)
[X] You love cold food/drinks
[X] You've broken someone's heart (Didn't mean to)
[X] Someone has broken your heart (:shrug:)
Total:  3

[X] You have a rash nature (I tend to jump to conclusions and reactions at a quick rate)
[  ] You kill things a lot (Kill...the MOOD! HAHAHAHAhhh but no, I am not a sociopath)
[  ] You don't listen to that much music (GLEE!) *cries a little*
[X] You don't have good plans or strategies (I make plans, I concoct strategies, but they never work)
[X] You often hide in the shadows (I attack when you least expect it, I'm probably right behind you now! And behind me is Nanny McPhee...That magical bitch...)
Total:  3


So I am a frozen fire bush that kills people when touched.


  • Watching: American Dad
  • Playing: Pokemon White
*NOTE: This was written yesterday before I went to bed, so yeah*

001. Real Name → Lauren
002. Nickname→ Hojo McOjo, Ruby
004. Male Or Female → Female
005. Elementary → I was pretty ADD and oblivious during those times, I was also a bad kid (not doing homework, pranking and junk) until I learned to control my temper
006. Middle school → Technically, I was in a K-8 school, but I got bullied a lot and it was not fun.  Looking back on it, I hated it.
007. High School → It was alright.  Rough at first, but then I became awesome.  I became...Hojo
008. Hair Color → Red/Strawberry Blonde
009. Long Or Short → Right now, it's actually kinda medium
010. Loud Or Quiet → It all depends on the situation or the people I am with, but I am probably more quiet than I'd like to admit
011. Sweats Or Jeans → Jeans fo' sho'
012. Phone Or Camera → Phone cuz I can text, Also it has a camera sooo I win.
013. Health Freak → Sort of?  I eat junk but in super controlled portions.  Also I workout a ton
014. Drink Or Smoke? → Drinking over smoking anytime.  Not gonna lie, I hate smoking, it's gross, unhealthy and the smoke alone makes me sick.
015. Do You Have A Crush On Someone? → No -___-
016. Eat Or Drink? → Eat, love to snack
017. Piercings? → None
018. Tattoos? → Nope

019. An Airplane → Oh yes
020. A Car Accident → No thank the Gods D:
021. A Fist Fight → As I said, I was a quick-tempered no goodnic in Elementary school

022. First Piercing → When I was like...4 or something, momma got my ears pierced, and they got lodged into the wrong place and pliers were required to remove 'em.  So much blood....Never again!
023. First Best Friend → Joannarama!  She lived right across the street and was totes awesome!
025. First Award → Not sure, I do remember getting an award for a jazz dance performance from when I was little.
026. First Crush → His name was Scott, it ended terribly.
028. First Big Vacation → Family and I took a trip to Ireland to explore and to visit family.  Great times watching Diamond Quest, swimming in the ocean for the first time, brother getting stomped on by a pony, good times.

029. Last Person You Talked To → Brother on MSN, mother in person
030. Last Person You Texted → That would be Steve
031. Last Person You Watched A Movie With → Barby!
032. Last Food You Ate → Crackers.  Just crackers.
033. Last Movie You Watched → Despicable Me
034. Last Song You listened To → Telephone by Lady Gaga
035. Last Thing You Bought → A Turkey Pesto Panini, absolutely delicious!
036. Last Person You Hugged → My Dad

037. Food → Nachos and sushi!
038. Drinks → Strawberry Milk!
039. Clothing → Bowties
040. Book → Percy Jackson, DAMN I LOVE THAT SERIES!!
041. Music → Lately I've been listening to a LOT of Glee, but I love Rise Against, The Used and Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons
042. Flower → I don't know if I have one...I should look into that TT_TT
043. Colors → Lavender, Primary's and Silver
044. Movies → I don't know if I have an absolute, but I do have a top ten, some movies from the list include: Se7en, The Girl Next Door, How To Train Your Dragon and Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
045. Shoes → I either wear zipper shoes or Velcro runners...I'm really lazy like that.
046. Subjects → Illustration related courses

047. [  ] Kissed In The Snow
048. [  ] Celebrated Halloween
049. [  ] Had Your Heart Broken
050. [x] Went Over The Minutes On Your Cell Phone
051. [x] Someone Questioned Your Sexual Orientation
052. [  ] Came Outta The Closet
053. [  ] Gotten Pregnant
054. [  ] Had An Abortion
055. [  ] Done Something You've Regretted
056. [x] Broke A Promise
057. [  ] Kept A Secret
058. [x] Pretended To Be Happy
059. [  ] Met Someone Who Changed Your Life
060. [x] Pretended To Be Sick
061. [  ] Left The Country
062. [x] Tried Something you normally wouldn't like, and liked it
063. [x] Cried Over The Silliest Thing
064. [  ] Ran A Mile
065. [x] Went To The Beach
066. [x] Stayed Single

067. Eating → Nothing, but I am hungry
068. Drinking → Nothing, or else I'll need to pee a lot
069. Getting Ready To → Go to bed
070. Listening To → Futurama
071. Plans For Tomorrow/Today → I've got the opening shift tomorrow, so that'll be fun
072. Waiting For → This quiz to be over

073. Want Kids? → Not for a really long time, I'm still in the phase where I want to wring all their little necks
074. Want To Get Married? → One day maybe
075. Careers in mind → Illustrator

076. Lips Or Eyes → Eyes
077. Shorter Or Taller? → Taller
078. Romantic Or Spontaneous → Can't I say both?
079. Nice Stomach Or Nice Arms → Stomach
080. Sensitive Or Loud → Both?
081. Hookup Or Relationship → *shrug*
082. Troublemaker Or Hesitant → Troublemaker

083. Lost Glasses/Contacts → I lost sunglasses
084. Ran Away From Home → Yep
085. Held A Weapon, For Self Defense → I always carry a shank
086. Killed Somebody → Not yet
087. Broken Someone's Heart → Apparenlty
088. Been Arrested → Not yet

090. Yourself → On occasion
091. Miracles → No
092. Love At First Sight → Nope
093. Heaven → Sort of?
094. Santa Claus → TOTES!
095. Sex On The First Date → No thank you
096. Kiss → Maybe?

097. Is There One Person You Wanna Be With, Right Now? → Not one person, no
098. Are You Seriously Happy With Where You Are, In Life? → Not really...
099. Do You Believe In God → I don't know
100. Post As 100 Truths And Tag Ten People → I refuse

This entire last part was so negative.  Sadface.
  • Watching: Nostalgia Critic
  • Playing: Pokemon White
Tomorrow, my dear friendo Sensei along with friendo Val are off at a big Skills competition for animators.  It's a pretty big deal, big animation companies are doin' some head hunting and such so here I want to wish them luck!  If possible, I want you guys to twish him luck too, just stopping by his page, maybe wishing him luck, either way it'd be swell.

Here's his account :iconrob-hutch:
I don't have Val's, does he have one?  Why don't I know this?

Any other news?  I'm redoing my room like, I'm making it a hangout spot.  Gonna get a TV up there, move my games and DVD's up there, looking at a beautiful art table and new bed spread and everything.  MY ROOM'S GONNA BE ALL KINDS OF LAVENDER (hopefully)!  It's funny cuz I'm doing this so I don't need to be in the basement anymore (also my dressers are older than me and they won't shut anymore) but my mom's all "You can't have your friends up there, you'll still have to go to the basement."  Does not compute.  I'm very excited about this room thing, it's about time for a change.  It still looks like it was decorated by a 7-year old.

Art, I'm trying.  Mostly having trouble adapting new techniques but I am trying to persist!  Working on a meme right now, so hopefully I can make it nice and finish it for you guys soon.
Which leads me to work.
It's not bad, not great but mostly stressful.  I won't get into detail but it's just tough having a quota.  Never had it before and it's just...people in Miltonia are not helping any.  Getting me in all kinds of trouble, thanks Milton!

But something funny did happen!  See, at work, I am the Pokeperson, basically that means I'm awesome.  Also, when anyone has Pokemon questions I can answer them.  I'm so popular at it that I've been told that when they go in looking for me and I'm not there, they leave!  How neat is that?  So today, a family I've dealt with before come in and the two young children are just firing questions at me, and I was able to answer every one.  I just didn't like how one was like "How do I restart my white game? I've beaten the elite four and i want to start again."  I asked if he had caught all the legendaries, found the seven sages, all that and he gave me a whaaaaaaaaat? expression.  Ugh, play the whole game child!  Haha moving on, I'm being awesome and helping and the mother is hella impressed with me that she starts asking if I do babysitting.  I don't, but it was still neat to hear how appreciated my help was.  Even my boss commended my customer service, and with how things are going, that's a big deal to me! Haha!

There are other things going on, but none really that good so I won't bog this thing down anymore.
Oh, I do like my new iPod, apps are neat!  I have a Twitter too, if you're interested:!/HojoMcOjo
My friendo said I need to use it more or he will have me hunted, and I just don't have the time to play hide and seek so, if you want you can follow me.  I cannot promise it will be awesome....yet!  I've just started so I'll need to find my groove.

So yes, those are some updates and I hope you guys are doing well :)
Ciao ciao!

  • Watching: Colbert Report
  • Playing: Pokemon White
Had a fun weekend, dinner with friends on Friday, chillin' on Saturday and today (my Birthday) was a mix of chillin' and the Tim Burton exhibit which was not only cool but also very freaky.  Feel like working on some art, but it'll take a while cuz work is about to make life hectic.

I don't know what else to say.  
Thank you everyone for you Birthday wishes.
  • Watching: Breakout Kings
  • Playing: Pokemon White
This is just a spoiler warning for those haven't beaten the Pokemon league yet.

See, I just beat it in both my games (one as Hojo, other as Trent) and just...It didn't seem too fair.
What I mean is, I beat the league with my team of six, six Pokemon I found and grew attached to.  We worked really hard and each member really held their own, I was excited!  Here comes the battle with N to decide who's the champion and also decide the fate of the world.  'course I have to catch the dragon before hand and then it's in my team.  Huzzah! I win yatta yatta (Hojo had real trouble with evil dude while Trent breezed it) and what happens in the end?  Y'know I win, life is good, justice prevailed, that stuff.

I get to my PC and see my Hall of Fame entry and....My sixth team member is not included...Instead Reshiram/Zekrom is.  Now how is that fair?!  They fought the league and sure they did good, but they were mostly support while...I don't know, I just don't like that Hojo's Matilda (Fraxure) and Trent's Fury (Druddigon) did not get the recognition they deserve.  I'm sorry, this is just really bothering me.  I love my Pokemon and I just hate how this happened.  Gaaaah.  That's all I can think of right now, I'm arting so yeah, I'll have something up soon.  Gotta get ready for work.

Ciao ciao!

I don't really know how this works, but here are mine and Trent's friendcode if anyone wants them.  Just be sure to post yours in the comments so we can be all exchange and friendship and such.

Trent:  2666-1699-9395

Hojo:  4083-4796-9536
  • Watching: Friends
  • Playing: Pokemon Black
  • Eating: Yogurt
  • Drinking: Water