The Great Epic
Sometime in late 2004
Once upon a time,
2 people were
Deserted on an island with no food.
They were a 20-year-old man and woman, unmarried
With 4 children.
1 of the children died one day because
The mom shot him. And guess what the 2 people did all night long?
They had intense wild games of pictionary;
The man was mad because the woman kept winning so he grabbed
A titanic-sized spatula
And spanked her wildly;
The monkeys nearby began to hear her and cried with her
The woman ran away and found
A CD that has straight-out gangsta rap and jammed,
But then Criso popped out and
Stole the CD,
Smeared it with Crisco and ate it like bread. Criso is very
Skilled in the asexual mating process. On the island,
He began to show the other 20-year-old man how to do so.
But the man was in fact quite retarded to learn
The complicated rules of ping pong.
Because of his retardedness, one day he
Ripped his pants off because he thought that was how society worked,
But then he realized he forgot to shave his legs and
His armpits, so he took
An old Ottoman scimitar and blindly swung. Of course, he instead his and cut off his
Purple velvet pimp suit. So he
Reattached what he could which wasnt very much
And Criso got drunk in the street, ho-less, and died the most retarded death one
could imagine, which was
He frantically running through the streets of New York in an undersized tutu looking
His underwear and got attacked
By Weird Al Yankovic, whom
Was on the run from an overweight,
Little baby. In conclusion,
Men with pimp suits are
Queerish and will always
Be retarded like Criso.
Or is it?