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SterCroft by Hofodomo SterCroft :iconhofodomo:Hofodomo 0 0 Military-themed Wallpaper Pack by Hofodomo Military-themed Wallpaper Pack :iconhofodomo:Hofodomo 39 5 Dasktap:spring09-summer09 by Hofodomo Dasktap:spring09-summer09 :iconhofodomo:Hofodomo 1 0 Dasktap:fall08-spring09 by Hofodomo Dasktap:fall08-spring09 :iconhofodomo:Hofodomo 0 0 REpercussions of Evil by Hofodomo REpercussions of Evil :iconhofodomo:Hofodomo 3 2 Those Who Pray by Hofodomo Those Who Pray :iconhofodomo:Hofodomo 0 0 Night Lights by Hofodomo Night Lights :iconhofodomo:Hofodomo 0 0 Ionization by Hofodomo Ionization :iconhofodomo:Hofodomo 0 0
The Unfinished Epic
The Unfinished Epic
-I failed my final because
-My next-door neighbor
-Came into my car at
-A dark alley behind the porno shop.
-This one time I was pimping
-And then this girl named Lee
-(Hey, like my name) started selling novelty
-vibrator notebooks. Later that day,
-Lee took one of her “vibrator notebooks”
-And took exiting and stimulating educational notes
-On the rear end of a
-Horse on her farm.
-She then milked the cows and sold it on the black market for
-37¢ and a pair of vintage Bohemian dogs. The cow [section of page torn off]
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The Great Epic
The Great Epic
Sometime in late 2004…
Once upon a time,
2 people were
Deserted on an island with no food.
They were a 20-year-old man and woman, unmarried
With 4 children.
1 of the children died one day because
The mom shot him. And guess what the 2 people did all night long?
They had intense wild games of pictionary;
The man was mad because the woman kept winning so he grabbed
A titanic-sized spatula
And spanked her wildly;
The monkeys nearby began to hear her and cried with her
In intense
Rhythmic rapping.
The woman ran away and found
A CD that has straight-out gangsta rap and jammed,
But then Criso popped out and
Stole the CD,
Smeared it with Crisco and ate it like bread. Criso is very
Skilled in the asexual mating process. On the island,
He began to show the other 20-year-old man how to do so.
But the man was in fact quite retarded to learn
The complicated rules of ping pong.
Because of his retardedness, one day he
Ripped his pants off because he thought that was
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Smoke Squares
Smoke Squares
If you ask an artist to paint a rose,
The worst scenario is that he or she paints
A rose. ~I
When birds flock for a cage, it’s just as free
Should they herd towards
The sky. ~II
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The Firefly's Tree
A Firefly’s Tree
Two lovers and companions, go their separate ways:
He turns back to the fields, blistered hands for a sack of grain—
The other, to the open courtyards, signs a name for a hundred gains.
        The field worker lives on, marries, and finds a happy family.
        The other, wallows alone, for the rest of her days.
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Plains of Abraham
Morning over the Plains of Abraham
The soft sun peered over grassy Plains
Of Abraham, fawning through green and dew.
Montcalm, in his walled city with the stout few
Shaken atop the cliff and mountain lane.
Then, like the morning star, the columns drew
Up the cliffs—rank upon rank, red on red.
Montcalm mounted up, rode out and said
“For dear France, with blood and steel, lest we lost
Our city to that red host”—they all fought
The most perfect exchange with Montcalm’s men.
For the city they cried, and died as they did;
Montcalm, upon his horse, torn down by shot,
Lay dying but before the battle’s end,
Breathed his last—the happiest man who ever lived.
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Derp derp derp.
United States
I'm not really active. If I ignore you, it's because I have no idea that anything is even happening.

Groups: animepaper

Current Residence: Chicago, IL
Favourite genre of music: Orchestral | Dance
Favourite style of art: Minimalist | Scenic
Operating System: MS OS7 | | Archlinux
MP3 player of choice: Windows Media Player
Skin of choice: Aero [default] (OS7)
So, I'm like supposed to write something here.  And the datum the mutad.


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fleeet Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
I'm very glad you enjoyed my bibles pome! Thank you for taking the time to comment and read it.

It's always appreciated!
RatBloodStone Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2007  Hobbyist Artist
thanks for the comment
akibara Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2006
oh someone from ap ^.^
mrgid Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2006
Mr. Rigid huh? :E
mizuka-takiko Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2006
Thanks for the watch.
Alternative-Nothing Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2006
★ ~ Ello, random deviant visit ~ [26]

★ ~ Its just for fun : [link] :D

(oh and welcome to DA 8D)
UberPrinny Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2006
Hey! :wave: Welcome to DeviantArt :community: I Can't Wait To See Some of Your Work! :gallery:
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:handshake: I Just Like Flashy Entrances!! If You Need Any Help :helpdesk: Go Here [link]
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