I am an idiosyncratic Traditionalist Catholic, an extremely proud Eagle Scout, an avid skier, a video gamer, an enthusiastic web designer, a music lover, a vodka snob, a philosophy nut, a tea junkie, a bit of an ass, and a mostly o.k. guy.
"No matter what else happens, you can always count on Pat Simmons to be a dick."
-Christopher "Quezon" J.F.X. Simmons
"The man, the myth, the legend: Mr. Patrick Simmons."
-Dr. Travis Curtright
"Leg guns remind me of Patrick because they're sexy and they shoot people. Just like Patrick."
Favourite Visual Artist
Ichi the Killer, Bednobs and Broomsticks, In Bruges, Mallrats, The Hunt for Red October, Cube, Hot Fuzz
Favourite TV Shows
FLCL, Cowboy Bebop, The Twilight Zone, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
The Who, Moby, Electric Owls, Warren Zevon, Neutral Milk Hotel, Foxy Shazam, Frightened Rabbit
One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich (Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn), Player Piano (Kurt Vonnegut), Silence of the Lambs (Thomas Harris), Prey (Michael Crichton), Smoke in the Sanctuary (Steven Oliver), White Nights (Fyodor Dostoyevsky)
Alexander Solzhenitsyn, Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Kurt Vonnegut, Michael Crichton, J.R.R. Tolkien, Slavoj Zizek, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Myst, Postal, Rollercoaster Tycoon, Brink, Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory, Monkey Island, Puzzle Agent
Favourite Gaming Platform
Tools of the Trade
Macromedia Flash 8, Genius Pensketch 6x8 Graphics Tablet, Paint.NET, the GIMP
Transhumanism, vodka, skiing, music, philosophy, and tea.