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Mass Effect 2: Unsecret Club by higheternity Mass Effect 2: Unsecret Club by higheternity
Mass Effect 2, by Bioware.

The Bro Code is, of course, the elite Earth document set down by Barnabus Stinson.

Noah Shepard, paragon sole survivor, again. So with Jack, Tali, and Noah hating Cerberus, and Garrus, Legion, and Grunt being my bros.... seems inevitable. Mordin is a bro too, but he's to busy doing *science* to engage in this.

And someone woke up cranky Grandpa Zaeed!

This one took a while, mostly because I spent a lot of time inking and coloring it.
And drawing Grunt = <3

EDIT: Minor changes, fixed a thing or two that bugged me.
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Quick-5 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2016
Is it just me, or does Zaeed look like he's constantly derping here?
DatTemplar Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2017
Naw, he just can't move his right eye
JollyRoses Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2016
Oh damn! I was sitting in the kitchen with my family and they were talking about the illness of some other person, while I read your comic. And I had to laugh so terribly. Hahaha worth :D
The-PBG Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2016
One of the oldest comics I saw on Deviantart: I had to come back and Fav it :D
killerweinerdog Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2016
I miss that shitty old man.
raurudraco Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Tigereyes45 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2015  Student
That is freaking hilarious.
freakyskull516 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
legions da best.
Canderou Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2015
Hehe nice!
MetalonTheFS Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2015  Student General Artist
Thank you Zaeed x)
TejinaGirlForever Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
And this is why we love Zaeed.
korandragonkin Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2014
can somebody do an actually make a cerberus hate club website pleasePlease 
scarreach Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014
Yep i could picture Zaeed saying that ;)
PoeProject Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2014
Zaeed! Oh you! 
JCA99 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014
Zaeed's line. XD
Kitten-in-disguise Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2014
Ok, who else can hear Zaeed's voice saying those words? Anybody? *raises hand* xD
ThexSilverxWolf Featured By Owner May 31, 2014
Yo. *Raises hand*
Kitten-in-disguise Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014
And for being the third, or fourth, person to hear it you get the omega cookie! *throws basketball sized cookie at* xD
ThexSilverxWolf Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014
*the cookie hits me on the head, but I'm able to give a thumbs up* :D
Kitten-in-disguise Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014
Woo!! Enjoy that cookie, you've earned it! x3
Satarius Featured By Owner May 13, 2014
What an odd question. He's standing right there, why shouldn't I hear him?
Kitten-in-disguise Featured By Owner May 16, 2014
...*gives you a cookie* Few people do n.n
ScaryCarebear Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014
*Raises hand* Yep!!
Kitten-in-disguise Featured By Owner May 10, 2014
You!!..get a cookie n.n *gives said cookie* x3
AdamVikingen Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2014
*Raises hand*
I can definably hear it!
canarycup Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
*Gifts cookie*
Kitten-in-disguise Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2014
....*fist bump* sweet xD
FoxxyLover Featured By Owner May 5, 2015
*Picks up cookie from floor when no one claims it*
Dude, I totally can hear Zaeed's voice in my head saying that! :-)
It's too bad, however, that Robin Sachs is no longer among us. He was perfect for the role of Zaeed.
*Places cookie on memorial shrine*
Hopefully, he's looking down on us, appreciating the impact that his voice and character have given us.
JackEmerald Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2014
It is so easy to read that last line in Zaeed's voice...
Tanner4 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2014
lol Legion
DustElemental102 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I have a copy of the "Elite Earth document" :iconhigh5plz:
xocoxoco Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2013
I can see them building that in the Cargo bay or right in an area where everyone can see it, throwing like bits of trash and whatnot at those who side with Cerberus, the snickering and claiming they didn't.
hunter8906 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2013
For some reason I heard Legion saying that in his synthesized voice
insert-nick-there Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2017
Yup. DC Douglas did such a great job that we're hearing Legion even when he doesn't speak XD (Seriously, he's my second favourite next to Keith Szarabajka).
LandyDakkaDakka Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2013
utter genius!!! legion so adorable ^>^ pfftt** Tali's epression to all this XD PRICELESS!!
KaiserOrc Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013
Ha, Zaeed
TheShyLion Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2013
I read the comic like two minutes ago and I can't stop laughing
Goastantie Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013
Sephiroth12285 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2013
Nice line from Zaeed, I love this one.
JeromeIrving Featured By Owner May 1, 2013
Funny stuff
But Zaeed made this pic epic by far
ArtistFeline Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Crysita Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
lol oh Zaeed....
Alzar197 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
the bro code shant be broken words of legion
Senram Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2013
ROFL! This is awesome.
Dragoneer99 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2013  Student Writer
This. Is. Hilarious.
Silnev Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
but I like cerberus and their operatives. Honestly they do more than the alliance.
till TIM goes mad with power and goes the way of Saren (Unlike Saren he really didn't deserve that treatment), But yeah Cerberus going evil in ME3 all of a sudden was dumb (They could have still kept Cerberus as bad guys by making the ones YOU fight in ME3 a large rogue faction who got power mad with reaper tech and got themselves enslaved ny the reapers, would have kept TIM on the good guys side as the token jerkass teammate and magnificient bastard that he was in ME2 pooling his resouraces to aid you and the alliance while dealing with the rogue faction and doing questionable but well intention things and asking for you help in dealing with or restricting (These could have been awesome action level side-quests) the Rogue faction movements and resources with the last mission before earth being finding their base and dealing with them once and for all and he'd be in the final battle as a Badass grandpa working alongside Anderson (and hearing their constant debates and mutal distrust to each other along the way) as you make your way to the end, Not get blasted by Harbinger but still dodging his beams of death and an awesome final boss battle with him which is based on your war assets determining the difficulty and epicness of the battle against him (and not stupidly tied to multiplaye, hell like in DA:O you can actually use does resources during your run through London to him (Just like you can use the Army you gathered throught the final level and Final Boss of Dragon Age: Origins), THEN you get the stupid star child scene which in this case be made to make more damn sense and fit with the Trilogy. owe well a man can dream).

Plus poor Jacob being grouped in with Cerberus, especially since he was only with Cerberus for the same reason you stated, Because the Alliance was as dumb as the Council (Minus Anderson and Admiral Hackett, oh and Spacer shepards mom Hannah the only smart people in the alliance, Ashley only being half, and Kaiden being Neutral stupid sometimes but otherwise their on the side not stupid
BodenKing Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
My favorite part of this comic may be the way you perfectly characterize Zaeed in it. That is exacted what he would say. Good job. Also, Legion is awesome.
Realdeadmeat Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
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