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Once you start reading you will go black. And once you go black, there is no going back

There was a little girl named Vanessa Squarepants and she sucked at life. So she went to this haunted house and she saw a ghost and the ghosts mugged her but she was all like I HAVE THE POWER! And the ghosts were like

but the girl was like

and then she sucked the ghosts magical powers away and asorbed them

so she went to her parent`s and she was like
Vanessa: Remember when you would`nt give me that XBOX for my birthday
Dad: Yes.
Vanessa: WELL SUCK ON THIS FOOLS!
*sucks her mom and dad into a black hole*
Then she went around town sucking people into black holes cuz GURLS JUST WANNA HAVE FU-UN! Then

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