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Zelah Skye
United States
Current Residence: California
Favourite genre of music: All kinds
Favourite photographer: Ansel Adams
Favourite style of art: Mixed Media
Favourite cartoon character: Ryoko and Duo
Personal Quote: Pain is Weakness Leaveing the Body
wow, i should never be let into a kitchen to cook something again. I cooked a cake. Or more the process of cooking the cake. Its about 9:00 pm, and i had the munchies about 8:00, ask evie...she heard. I mean i wanted dessert really badly, and there was nothing in the house so i desided i would make a cake. This is my first time making a cake so yea. Anyways, it took me 20 minuted to find the shortning to line the two pans with. Then the mixing came.dear gods, i should have had a camera up taping myself. First, i tried to open the package of the cake mix. failer.....i tried really hard by the time i ripped it opn it was flying everywhere in the air and landed all over me. Cake mix was all over me. so i had to open a new one, this time  i used sizzors.
THEN!! i did the oil and the water successfully, then came the eggs......::sighs::: ok this was bad. i was about to crack the egg and i dropped it, i was like "crap". So i tried another, but when i cracked it it was bloody so i was able to make sure it didn't get in the mix i cracked it to look in case. TheN when i was on my last egg i was about to crack it when the dog barked, i jumped, and slipped on the egg that i dropped previously.dropping the other egg i was ssupose to crack landed on my head......i i cleaned the floor up, and im still coved in everything that i just dumped all over me. So i go in the fridge and we egg left...and i need three....tonight was just not my night...SO!! dressed and dirty how i was i went to the store and bought some more eggs. I was cracking up at the looks i was getting.
The lady at the regestior said, "hard time cooking?"
i told her "like you wouldn't believe."
so i left the store and came back home cracked the egs successfully in the pot and poured the cake mix carfully in the pans and loaded then inthe oven pre heated.

So that is my cooking never cooking a cake again. I'll stick to mac and cheese and scrambled eggs. yes yes....

if u read this....please comment...i would like to hear some reactions to this besides my horrible misspellings


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boxofslavery Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2004
About time someone got rid of one of your stolen artwork pieces that you put here. Now all you need to do is realize that REAL artists don't appreciate people like you and leave.
nekokawai Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2004  Professional Digital Artist
THE STOLEN ARTWORK ON HERE IS REALLY OFFENSIVE. Especially after she was caught and still kept them on.
HiddenMask24 Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2004
WWooooo FINALLY!!!! MISSIONS COMPLETE!! :::goes off and does follow up work:::
nekokawai Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2004  Professional Digital Artist
SleepsByDay Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2004
Waaaaaaaaiii! I am amused to no end! Thanks for the fav Z!!!!!
TariHeskil Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2004
I <3 your flower pics... But I think you're lost. Anyway. Calif, Adventures is pretty at night... I went there and stayed in a hotel with a view of the whole park out the window. Yay. I don't support gay/lesbian/bi. But transvestites amuse me to no end. And pirates will one day rule the world. I'm the first mate on my boyfriend's ship. Woo hoo. Stop cutting yourself. It proves N O T H I N G. *runs off screaming* BTW I do like JtHM.
trashBOX Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2004
Ralph Nader for President!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ifu Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2004  Hobbyist General Artist
Thx 4 visiting! :* nice gallery!!
psyence-kyo Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2004  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Wow, your photography is really good! Thanks for the comment and for stopping by my page ^_^

Lesta Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2004  Professional Photographer
thanks for the :+fav: !!!!))
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