Before anyone freaks out, I am totally unhurt. With that said, I will now narrate the tale of me being hit by a car.
I am on my bicycle and going past a parking lot. Some dude was driving his car out of a parking lot pretty slowly. So I think "Hey, he'll stop for me!" WRONG. He didn't even slow down, or notice that he hit me. My bike somehow got caught on the front of his car and pushed me a good five or six feet before he realized I was hitching a ride.
By some incredible luck, my bike got stuck in a way that the car barely touched me. So while his paint job is damaged, and my tires are probably worn out a little more, nothing bad happened