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100 pieces of advice from hetafan123

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1. There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs is not one of them.

2. Never cancel dinner plans by text message.

3. Don't knock it 'til you try it.

4. If a street performer makes you stop walking, you owe them a buck.

5. Always use "we" when referring to your home team.

6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.

7. Don't underestimate free throws in a game of HORSE.

8. Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

9. Don't dumb yourself down.

10. You only get one chance to notice a new haircut.

11. If you're staying more than one night, unpack.

12. Never park in front of a bar.

13. Expect the seat in front of you to recline. Prepare accordingly.

14. Keep a picture of you first friend, first pet, first car, and your first boy/girlfriend.

15. Hold your heroes to a high standard.

16. A suntan is earned, not bought.

17. Never lie to your doctor.

18. All guns are loaded.

19. Don't mention sunburns. Believe me, they know.

20. The best way to show thanks is to wear it. Even if it's only once.

21. Take a vaction from your cell phone, internet, and TV once a year. (Trust me, it gets you thinking about random sh*t)

22. Don't fill up on bread, no matter how good.

23. A handshake beats an autograph.

24. Don't linger in the doorways. In or out.

25. If you choose to go in drag, don't sell yourself short.

26. Never get your haircut the day of a special event.

27. If you want to know what makes you unique, sit for a caricature. (you know, the guys that draw portraits of you in the city.)

28. Be mindful of what comes between you and the Earth. Always buy good shoes. tires and sheets.

29. Never eat lunch at your desk if you can avoid it.

30. When your with new friends, don't just talk about your old friends.

31. Eat lunch with the new kids.

32. When traveling, keep you =r wits about you. No matter where you are.

33. It's never too late for an apology.

34. Don't pose with booze. It's very unbecoming.

35. if you have the turn, TAKE IT.

36. You don't get to choose your own nickname.

37. When you marry someone, remember you marry their entire family.

38. Under no circumstance should you ask if a lady is pregnant.

39. Never push someone off a dock.

40. It's not enough to be proud of your ancestry, live up to it.

41. Don't make a scene.

42. When giving a thank you speech, short and sweet is best.

43. Know when to ignore the camera.

44. Never gloat.

45. Invest in great luggage.

46. Make time for your parents on your birthday. It's a special day for them too.

47. When opening presents, no one likes a good guesser.

48. Sympathy is a crutch. Never fake a limp.

49. Give credit. Take blame.

50. Suck it up every now and then.

51. Never be the last one in the pool.

52. Don't stare.

53. Address everyone that carries a gun professionally. (Like, m'am or sir)

54. Stand up to bullies. You only have to do it once.

55. If you've made your point, stop talking.

56. Admit it when your wrong.

57. If you offer to help, don't quit until the job is done.

58. Look people in the eye when you thank them.

59. Thank the bus driver.

60. Never answer your phone at the dinner table.

61. Forgive yourself for your mistakes.

62. Know at least one good joke.

63. Don't boo. Even the ref is somebody's son.

64. Know how to cook one good meal.

65. Learn to drive manual/stick shift.

66. Be cool to younger kids. Reputations are built over a life time.

67. It's okay to go to the movies by yourself.

68. Dance with your parents.

69. Don't lose your cool. Especially at work.

70. Always thank the host.

71. If you don't understand, ask before it's too late.

72. Know the size of your girl/boyfriend's clothes.

73. There is nothing wrong with a plain t-shirt.

74. Be a good listener. Don't just take your turn to talk.

75. Keep your word.

76. In college, always sit near the front. You'll stand out immediately and come grade time, it will come in handy.

77. Carry your mother's bags, She carried you for nine months.

78. Be patient with airport security. They're just doing their job.

79. Don't be the talker in a movie.

80. The opposite sex like people who shower.

81. You are what you do. Not what you say.

82. Learn to change a tire.

83. Be kind. Everyone has a hard fight ahead of them.

84. An hour with your grandparents is time well spent. Ask for advice when you need it.

85. Don't litter.

86. If you have a sister, get to know her boyfriend. Your opinion is important.

87. You won't always be the strongest or the fastest. But you can't be the toughest either.

88. Never call someone before or after 9am and 9pm.

89. Buy the orange properties in Monopoly c:

90. Make the little things in your life count.

91. Ladies, always wear a bra to work.

92. There is a very fine line between looking sexy and slutty. Find it.

93. You're never too old to need your mom.

94. Ladies, if you make the decision to wear heals on the first date, commit to keeping them on and keeping your trap shut about how much your feet are killing you.

95. Know the words of your national anthem.

96. Your dance moves may not be the best, but I promise making a fool of yourself is more fun than sitting on the bench alone.

97. Smile at strangers.

98. Make goals.

99. Being old is not dictated by your bedtime.

100. If you have to fight, punch first and punch hard.
Life lessons are important.

I'm trying to sound smart~!

But seriously guys, this gets you really far in life. (at least, that's what my parents tell me)
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mykittylover13's avatar
the only one I disagree with is 100 you should wait for the other person to swing first and block then beat their ass that way your safe when the cops come
SweetArcadia's avatar
I like them all...expect for 92 and 94...
hetafan123's avatar
It's actually kinda true though.