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C'mon, babe, touch ya own tit. by Heromachinist C'mon, babe, touch ya own tit. :iconheromachinist:Heromachinist 4 4 shut yo jibba jabba by Heromachinist shut yo jibba jabba :iconheromachinist:Heromachinist 7 4 The jerk by Heromachinist The jerk :iconheromachinist:Heromachinist 5 8 no by Heromachinist no :iconheromachinist:Heromachinist 5 5 25 years of customer service will do this to you by Heromachinist 25 years of customer service will do this to you :iconheromachinist:Heromachinist 3 0 Spock drawn while drunk on gin by Heromachinist Spock drawn while drunk on gin :iconheromachinist:Heromachinist 5 0 Alien by Heromachinist Alien :iconheromachinist:Heromachinist 5 4 Roman empire by Heromachinist Roman empire :iconheromachinist:Heromachinist 1 0 Spaceship drawn using Google docs by Heromachinist Spaceship drawn using Google docs :iconheromachinist:Heromachinist 3 0 Aliens drawn in hospital parking lot by Heromachinist Aliens drawn in hospital parking lot :iconheromachinist:Heromachinist 10 3 Jack muthfuckin' London by Heromachinist Jack muthfuckin' London :iconheromachinist:Heromachinist 0 0 fries by Heromachinist fries :iconheromachinist:Heromachinist 9 2 Cliff by Heromachinist Cliff :iconheromachinist:Heromachinist 11 0 something by Heromachinist something :iconheromachinist:Heromachinist 7 4 Ur-Quan by Heromachinist Ur-Quan :iconheromachinist:Heromachinist 10 2 Bishop Fish by Heromachinist Bishop Fish :iconheromachinist:Heromachinist 6 6

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Skryme, the Flesh Weaver (color)  by Abizmerald999 Skryme, the Flesh Weaver (color) :iconabizmerald999:Abizmerald999 12 0 Possessed by the Wendigo by Abizmerald999 Possessed by the Wendigo :iconabizmerald999:Abizmerald999 43 11 Skryme, The Flesh Weaver  by Abizmerald999 Skryme, The Flesh Weaver :iconabizmerald999:Abizmerald999 16 6 Metroid colored by WIGGLE-king Metroid colored :iconwiggle-king:WIGGLE-king 7 2 Purple warrior design... by elizabetezv Purple warrior design... :iconelizabetezv:elizabetezv 9 0 Tywom in UQM by Kwayne64 Tywom in UQM :iconkwayne64:Kwayne64 7 0 The Corpse-herder  by Abizmerald999 The Corpse-herder :iconabizmerald999:Abizmerald999 38 16 Drenkend in UQM by Kwayne64 Drenkend in UQM :iconkwayne64:Kwayne64 6 1 Birrin Head by Abiogenisis Birrin Head :iconabiogenisis:Abiogenisis 1,641 201 Strange characters at the airport  by akarudsan Strange characters at the airport :iconakarudsan:akarudsan 23 5 Burdens of the Past by DonatoArts Burdens of the Past :icondonatoarts:DonatoArts 319 15 Darkenscry - Sky Elf Face Helm Concept by xLeSpiderx Darkenscry - Sky Elf Face Helm Concept :iconxlespiderx:xLeSpiderx 16 0 Colorful sunset by akarudsan Colorful sunset :iconakarudsan:akarudsan 78 26 Happy are Those who Dwell in Darkness  by Abizmerald999 Happy are Those who Dwell in Darkness :iconabizmerald999:Abizmerald999 28 7 Species of Tanin (version 2) by Abizmerald999 Species of Tanin (version 2) :iconabizmerald999:Abizmerald999 4 0 Species of Tanin (version 1) by Abizmerald999 Species of Tanin (version 1) :iconabizmerald999:Abizmerald999 11 4

Everybody’s eatin’ those crustaceans

Everybody’s tryin’ pair a wine that’s right for me

My waiter tried to fill me with some breadsticks

But it’s plain to see that they can’t comfort me


Sorry Charlie for the imposition

I think we’re ready, ready to place our order now

I need a Coke and a glass of water

Now it’s up to me, ooh they have Pepsi


It’s prawns Oh I, I’d

Better learn how to eat them

It’s prawns Oh I, I’d

Pay the devil to re-baste them

It’s prawns - shit! they’re gone!


Up from the table look in the mirror

One more food stain coverin' my pants 

My face is slathered with some butter

Now I can see Red Lobster’s taken its toll on me

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FFDP-Neko Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2018
Thank you for the :+fav:
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Vangega Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2018  Student General Artist
Hey, thanks for faving Tali'Zorah nar Rayya :D
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Heromachinist Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2018
Awwwwh yeeeeaaaahhh homeslice!
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Vangega Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2018  Student General Artist
:D :D
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cricketumpire Featured By Owner May 21, 2018  Hobbyist Photographer

Sorry for the late reply  :ashamed:  
...but thanks for dropping by to fave the wonderful falcon  "Looking for prey..."   Falcon gif 

Glad you enjoyed it    :happybounce:    Have a good week...

              

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cricketumpire Featured By Owner May 3, 2018  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you for owl you've done in faving  "It's all in the eyes..."     :iconowl-plz: 

That frowning bird looked as if he had irritable owl syndrome but glad you liked it anyway
Owl all right I'll stop but I'm not sorry about the puns I don't give a hoot     what ?  
Have a good week Heromachinist.  Please do keep on watching???  Owl  
                  
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Heromachinist Featured By Owner May 3, 2018
You can bet your avian ass I will.
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cricketumpire Featured By Owner May 4, 2018  Hobbyist Photographer
You'd be very welcome but be warned it's not always bird submisions    :thumbsup:
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Saltemerson Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2018  Professional Traditional Artist
Thanks for the +fav :) 
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akarudsan Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
thanks for the fave ;)
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