As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to every one of your friends.
-A friend is someone who is always at your side,
-A friend is someone who likes you even though you have body odor,
-A friend is someone who likes you even though youre disgustingly ugly,
-A friend is someone who cleans up for you after youve soiled yourself,
-A friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about your loser life,
-A friend is someone who pretends they like you when they really think you should be attacked by a mad goat and then thrown in a pile of garbage,
-A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet and vacuums and then gets the check and leaves and doesnt speak much English, no sorry- thats the cleaning lady,
-A friend is not someone who sends you chain letters because he wants his wish of being rich to come true.
Now pass this on! If you dont, youll be eaten by wild goats.