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(The Aftermath show theme plays in a melancholic remix as clips of Gwen at her best throughout all 5 seasons. It ends with a sign that says, we’ll miss you. It zooms out, showing Geoff, blowing his nose as Courtney, tearfully comforts him.) Geoff: It feels like just yesterday that we were in the tri-armed challenge. Bridgette: I know Geoff, I know. I want to start the show, but… (The rest of the contestants are sad in their own way, some cried like (Lindsay, Beth, Leshawna, DJ, Owen, Izzy, Katie and Sadie, Ezekiel,)some had tears in their eyes (Heather, Dakota, Dawn, Sam, Brick ) while some just looked sad (Noah, Lightning, Jo,…). Duncan tries to hold back his tears, sniffling.) Trent: You okay? Duncan (Faltering): I’m… (He just puts his head on Trent’s chest.) I just miss her, man (He starts crying as he holds her chest as Trent pats his head.) Trent: I miss her too. Geoff: Man, I knew Mal was evil, but this, this was just… I don’t even know how to describe what this is. Cody

Chris: (Voiceover, recounting last episode’s clips) Last time on Total Drama All-Stars, the final 5 went on a slippery, saucy sundae-shopping spree with extra, “are you nuts?” speaking of slips, Alejandro slipped evidence into the Spa Hotel, found by Zoey which exposes Mike, or Mal, has been playing her and the others. Everyone on the island has now figured out Mal’s dirty secret, everyone but Gwen, all because Courtney has a plan of her own, take out Zoey and Gwen so that her, Scott, and Mal can make it to the finale. Harsh, Courtney, very harsh. Thanks to Courtney exploiting Zoey’s weakness for sweets, she was sent home before being able to warn Gwen. 4 players remain, but not for long. (A farting sound is heard, Chris chuckles awkwardly) Okay, who’s going to move on to the final 3, (Another fart is heard, Chris glares angrily off-screen) and who’s going to get a bacterial infection, if SOMEONE doesn’t stop using the Flush of Shame!!! (Zoom out to reveal a Sasquatch reading a

Chris: (Voiceover, recounting last episode’s clips) Previously on Total Drama All-Stars, due to an… (coughs) unfortunate interruption, I was unable to give the contestants their healty dose of challenge induced pain, however, that’s why Chef was gracious enough to fill in for me as they went through the obsta-kill course. During which Alejandro and Mike, or Mal, have been at each other’s throat trying to one up the other on the “I’m the most evil player” award, (Whispers) my money is on Mal. (Outloud) No matter what Mal threw at him, Alejandro would not relent, seriously, what is this guy? But when it seems Alejandro would snatch victory from the jaws of defeat, he got dropped like a sack of hammers, oh that looked painful. Though Courtney crossed the finish line, it was Zoey who was rewarded the victory, allowing her inside the Spa Hotel. But if you ask me… (It shows Chris with a cast on his leg and in crutches.) she doesn’t deserve it, chef. Chef: What, she got spirit, I

Chris: (Voiceover, recounting last episode’s clips) Last time on Total Drama, balls, balls, and more balls, that was name of the game last challenge. The Players tried to knock the other off their pedastal using dodgeballs thrown by Classic Total Drama Competitor Owen, man, he still pack a wallop. There were bruises and broken bones but most surprisingly, love, as Courtney kissed Scott on live television, which was cut short by our resident psychopath, Mal, who took a dive so that Alejandro can win the trip to the Spa Hotel. He did this to convince him to join an alliance, however, it would seem our hot-blooded Spaniard has other plans. As for the challenge, it was non-elimination, though, not everyone was happy about. (Chuckles) Enjoy the honeymoon. (Chris is walking through the beach) Will Mal’s machinations go unhindered, or will Al derail those plans, find out on this episode of Total! Drama!... (Chris sets off a trap on the beach, falling into a bottomless pit, screaming, not

(Gwen was relaxing in the outdoor Jacuzzi, sighing in relief when suddenly, Gwen’s relaxation was interrupted by Chris jumping in there with her.) Gwen: Do you mind? I’m trying to enjoy my me time. Chris: Nope, perks of being the host, I can use this place as much as I want. Gwen: Can’t you go somewhere else, like another Mansion. Chris: They’re expensive, and it just reminds me of what I lost, (Tears welling up) all those statues, paintings, the world lost the 8th Wonder of the World! Gwen: (Rolling her eyes) Oh brother, don’t you have a show to introduce? Chris: I’m an excellent multitasker. (He snaps and there’s a camera crew with a screen bothering Gwen.) Gwen: I hate you. Chris: (Voiceover, recounting last episode’s clips) Last time, on Total Drama All-Stars, I, being the benevolent host that I am, decided that the contestants should be part of a celebration of Total Drama for having over 100 episodes, but during said celebration, a party crasher ruined it and proceeded