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Crocodog

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By hellcorpceo   |   
Published: May 29, 2010
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Not all attempts to play god have to turn out as hideous monstrosities. While combining crocodile and dog DNA was perhaps an ill-advised choice, the result is lovable, semi-huggable, and able to drag small, slow animals to their death in large bodies of water. Crocodog is ideal for swamp-dwelling families, preferably those who possess stronger-than-average leg bones.

WARNING: Engaging Crocodog in a game of fetch has been known to result in acute loss of limbs. Do not leave Crocodog unsupervised with other pets or children. The manufacturer of Crocodog is not responsible for injuries sustained as the result of improper handling. Improper handling is classified as petting, walking, holding, carrying, or touching Crocodog.
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