Understand this: Eating a Triscuit is like eating paper. Might as well not eat at all. This is why Ritz and other delicious crackers were born, to save us from the disaster know as Triscuit crackers. While some crackers are in the middle between good and bad, Triscuits are fully bad. Please take this advice, not with a grain of salt, but with 100% confidence that it is true
It's a cracker that wants to be a Trisquel but lacks of druid magic to be worth of it. Btw they lack of magic at all.
I haven't see this crackers here in Argentina, but they seemed like a bizzarre mix of other ones i hate.
I know I'm late, but it was a hard month that passed by incredibly fast and unflavored, like this crackers.
There's a reason why out of all the crackers on God's green Earth, we were given SkyFlakes. I should consider bringing some to enlighten the likes of those who think Triscuits are even decently good!
I feel very disappointed with you two senpais... making Heidi -senpai cry alone at home... even ikazon had to buy ice cream for her
So I'LL BE THE ONE to tell you that you're WRONG with what you told her!
I'll straighten this out that my Complaints Forum Regular Senapis had taught me~! I'll be the Hero~!
You... BOTH OF YOU... LaurenKitsune and heyheybuddy -senpai had to choose the one of many Post Wolrd-War-2 tier snacks, so ill-conceived barely-palatable yet loaded with so much chemicals, unbounded sugars and excess salt to enhance it's flavor; a wheat by-product meal that had to be pressed into little squares then sold as a snack to the public at what a price?! There be better -- NAY! -- Far more superior crackers out there; in South East Asia alone, there's a multitude of snacks that are far better than those made in North America -- not even USA's Cheetos could make a profit in my country, since it's flavor, by local standard, is so bland it's as close to eating cardboard~
Now... go back to Heidi -senpai, and kindly apologize to her that you made the wrong decision of saying such hurtful opinions...
And if it wouldn't be a bother, buy her some Cookies-and-Cream, or any ice cream that could help her feel better, really
...or you can expect some nameless monkey rading your kitchens at night...
Triscuit hate? Don't make me laugh.
Triscuits are so good it's not even funny. I'm talking flavor, texture, robustness, variety, and versatility. It's got it all. No amount of hate and lies will convince me otherwise.
Wishing you and your friends a life full of Triscuits
But, I have to admit one of my favorite crackers (unfortunately now being discontinued) are the Publix brand "Cuban Galletas", which translates to "Cuban Crackers". They're hard yet semi-hollow on the inside, and have a satisfying crunch to them. Since they aren't even salted, they go GREAT with lots of sauces and such, like salsa. I HIGHLY recommend trying them with hummus though! It's the best, they're sturdy enough to hold a large blob of hummus without even cracking and don't fall apart in the hummus like a Triscuit would!
*cracker war initiated*