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heavywutplz

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  • Jan 22
  • Russia
  • Deviant for 14 years
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I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY.

I LIKE GUNS, AND SANDVICH. IF YOU PREVENT ME FROM GETTING EITHER, I KEEL U. IF YOU TUCH MY GUN, I KEEL U. IF U TAKE SANDVICH, I KEEL U. JUST BECAUSE I LOOK DUMB DOES NOT MEAN I CANT NOTICE SANDVICH NOT IN MY BELLY.

I AM CREDIT TO TEAM, AND TEAM IS CREDIT TO ME. NOW EXCUSE ME, FOR IT IS LUNCH TAIM. *OMNOMNOMNOMNOM*

Current Residence: RUSSIA
Personal Quote: CRAI SUMMOAR

Favourite Games
TF2
Tools of the Trade
GUNS, SANDVICH
Other Interests
GUNS
I HAVE BEEN AWAY FROM COMPUTER BOX THING FOR LONG TIME. I AM BACK. CONTAIN YOUR DIAPERS, THEY WILL SOON BE SOILED AS I KILL MORE BABIES. Creator: But yeah, hi again everybody ouo
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TF2 BETA, DA? GO FOURTH AND HELP TINY TEAM OF PROGRAMERS MAKE BETTER WEAPONS FOR ME AND REST OF TEAM. NOW :U
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WELL OVER 3000 VIEWS. ALL OF YOU ARE CREDIT TO TEAM!!! NOW GO OUT AND KILL TINY COWARDS!! EDIT: I HAVE GOOD IDEA! USE THE NEW MURO COMMENT THING TO POST REWARDS! DO IT. NOW.
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:iconsniperplz::iconbookplz::iconsays3plz:Here's a touchin' story.

Once upon a time, there was a Heavy...

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... and his precious Sandvich.

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But, there was also a Spy.

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One day, Spy visit Heavy...

:iconredspyrapefaceplz::icontransparentplz::iconheavywutplz:

... and he sapped Heavy's Sandvich.

:iconsadheavyplz::icontransparentplz::iconspytrollfaceplz::iconsapped2plz::iconsandvichplz:

As Heavy was at first sad, because he lost his best lunch...

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... the anger at the Spy for doing this, make Heavy born a Warrior Within inside him.

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He then grab a Spy...

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... and eat him.

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Then, when Spy was eaten, Heavy's head burn for a moment...

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... and when the fire gone, Heavy said:

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"That was SPY-cy!" [link]

:iconsniperplz::iconbookplz::iconsays3plz: And everyone lived happily ever after. The end.
:iconuparrowplz: New York Times Bestseller right here.
"That was SPY-cy!"
:iconthefonzplz: I see what you did there.
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