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Vroomius Maximus Overdrive Episode 3: "前回のエピソードはまだごめんなさい/ The ACTUAL Actual First Episode of This Season! FOR REALS THIS TIME!"Previously on Vroomius Maximus...Vroomius Maximus Season 2 was finally released!.....And it suuuuuuuucked. Fan and critical reaction to the start of the new show was overwhelmingly negative due to it's poor writing, many retcons, changing the characters too much and the sudden shift from Tokusatsu hero action comedy show to a soap opera drama. Left with no other option, Vroomius Maximus was left to render the intended first episode non-canon and scrap the entire planned second season. However, they still needed to make a show (after all, that's why were here) and so Vroomiux Maximus: Overdrive was then launched finally.This is the new season of Vroomius Maximus (for reals this time, NO MORE BULLSHIT) begins now.The episode begins showing the Jigoku Prison at night time. It's a rainy night out and then a section of the Jigoku Prison is seen....exploding. Out from the rubble, Bong Mask walks out, laughing evilly and standing triumphantly.(Bong Mask) <(SHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! FINALLY, AFTER BEING TRAPPED IN PRISON FOR ONE DAY, I'M FINALLY FREE AT LAST!)Bong Mask then walked out some more. With him were three other convict monsters. As Bong Mask escaped from prison, meanwhile in space Mimi's rocket collided with an asteroid, destroying a rocket and freeing her.(Mimi) Floating in space <(I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEE!) Then looks around her, sees that she still just floating in space <(Well, kind of.)Mimi then landed on top of a small planet. She then held up a sign that read "Jigoku" and holding her thumb up in the air, doing the classic hitchhiker gesture. Mimi wouldn't have to wait long as then a spaceship came towards her, offering her a ride. The door to the spaceship opens....(Mimi) looks into the car and sees her destined rescuers. <(Who are you guys?)One of them introduced himself to her, giving her a brief look at him.(Baltard) <(We are aliens!)(Mimi) <(Ooooooh.)Then sometime later, thanks to communications from both parties, both Bong Mask and Mimi regrouped back together at the Darkness Cave where they both presented forth the new recruits into their little clan....(Bong Mask) <(It's great to be back in the game!)(Mimi) <(Yes indeed, boss Bong Mask sir!) Rubs her tum. (Bong Mask) <(Ah yes, I love being brought back due to popular demand. And what's more, now we aren't alone together Mimi. This time, we have new allies to help us combat against Vroomius Maximus and his stupid friends!)(Mimi) <(Oh you too?)(Bong Mask) <(Oh, you got some new recruits as well?)(Mimi) <(Uh, yes!)(Bong Mask) <(Alright. So do you want me to go first or you?)(Mimi) <(I like it when we do it together.~)(Bong Mask) <(Very well then! NEW RECRUITS, SHOW YOURSELVES!)The silhouettes then present themselves to Bong Mask and Mimi, now becoming visible. All of the new recruits then presented themselves, all five in total. (Bong Mask) <(Alright, state your names!)The first new monster walked up and began to spoke.(Dr. Baboonial) <(I am Dr. Baboonial!) Does a dramatic pose. <(I am space primate-like alien from the Planet Mextruya. I'm very intelligent!) Gets out a remote that zaps something away. NAME: Dr. Baboonial (ヒヒ博士 Hihi Hakase),Dr. Baboonial was a baboon-like alien who wore a red suit and had white hair. A highly intelligent member of Alien Mextruya, Dr. Baboonial was once the leader of his people. Up until he banished and exiled from his race....due to tax fraud. (Bong Mask) <(Monke. Dr. Baboonial, eh? I thought Alien Mextruyas were a peaceful race.)(Dr. Baboonial) <(They are, but I'm not. I'm the evilest Alien Mextruya you'll ever find.)We then cut over to the second new member...(Baltard) <(I AM BALTARD OF THE ALIEN SHARTAN!) Raises up his claws in the air in a very Alien-Baltan like fashion. <(AND I KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT SABOTAGE!)NAME: Alien Shartan Baltard (シャータン星人 バルタード Shātan Seijin Barutādo),(Bong Mask) <(Ooooh, a Shartan!)(Mimi) <(Yep, can't go without having one of those in these shows.)(Baltard) <(Yes I am very helpful.)(Dr. Baboonial) <(As helpful as he can be anyways.)(Bong Mask) <(Very nice!)Then two other monsters popped up, revealing themselves.(Crapoulet) and (Zozo) <(AND WE ARE--- HAROLD AND KUMAR!) Crapoulet and Zozo then fall onto the floor and start laughing this asses off. NAME: Crapoulet (クラプーレ Kurapūre)NAME: Zozo (ゾゾ Zozo),(Crapoulet) <(But in all seriousness, I am Crapoulet!) Smashes his fists together. Crapoulet resembled a cross between an ape and a dog and was big and nasty, not to mention very smelly. (Zozo) <(And I am Zozo!) Scratches his claws in the air. Zozo resembled a small, impish black cat-like creature and was very devious looking. He hops and leaps in the air a few more times, clapping together his claws. (Mimi) Recognizes these two dorks. <(Hey! What the hell are you two bozos doing here!? I thought you two were in prison!)(Zozo) <(About that Mimi; we we're!)(Crapoulet) <(But then Bong Mask freed us by busting us out of there when he did!)(Mimi) turns to Bong Mask) <(For reals?)(Bong Mask) <(Yes! During my one day in prison and found them to be both very funny and effective fighters. Problem? You know them or something?)(Mimi) <(Know them? Their my former comrades. Back then we used to be a terrible trio of demons. I was their leader and they were my henchmen!)(Zozo) <(She's right!)(Crapoulet) <(YEAH! I remember!)(Mimi) <(We weren't the most famous demonic trio-- but we were a force to be reckoned with. Especially that one time we all possessed a girl in Teilly in 1816.)(Crapoulet) Recalling that <(Hahaha, that was fun.)(Zozo) <(Up until the exorcism part anyways.)Mimi doesn't look too thrilled to have Zozo and Crapoulet back, but she sees that Bong Mask appears to take a liking to them, so she doesnt' complain. Then lastly, the final new member then walks out from the shadows, appearing to be a more feminine but larger, brutish and appearing to be wielding a whip. (Destroyass) <(And I am...Destroyass.~) WhipcrackNAME: Destroyass (デストロイス Desutoroisu),IT'S FUCKING DESTROYASS!Destroyass appeared to be a female monster who bore a heavy resemblence to Destoroyah, only feminine and wearing a dominatrix outfit. (Mimi) <(Oh my.)(Dr. Baboonial) Interjecting <(....where in Jigoku did you find that one in a prison?)(Baltard) Commenting <(Oooooh, what a woman.~)(Bong Mask) <(Very spicy!)(Destroyass) to Bong Mask <(You bet.~) She then holds her whip and folds her wings back onto herself.(Bong Mask) <(Damn, this is looking to be a great team we've assembled, Mimi.)(Dr. Baboonial) <(Oh but that's not all.)(Bong Mask) <(Oh?)(Dr. Baboonial) <(I have with me, my own set of footsoldiers that we can all use for future missions. Observe-)Just then a bunch of footsoldiers came running out of the door. They appeared to look like an army of metallic-headed men in suits (as in business suits) and all rushed over towards where the group was standing. Dr. Baboonial then presents them.(Dr. Baboonial) <(I give you- the Sarimen!)(Sarimen) Raises their arms in the air, some carrying batons and briefcases <(WORK, WORK, WORK EVERYDAY!)NAME: Sarimen (サラマン Salamen),(Bong Mask) <(I like 'em! I've always wanted my own special army.)Then one more character showed up, uninvited.(Noel Hellman) <(AND I AM NOEL HELLMAN!)Everyone just looks at Noel Hellman with glares.(Bong Mask) <(Who the fuck let this jackass in here?)(Noel Hellman) <(You guys were looking for new villains, so I decided to become one to join you guys. Sound cool?)(Bong Mask) <(NO! This is a villain group, not a jackass group. Now somebody please kick this guy's ass out of here!)(Destroyass) <(I'll do it.)Destroyass then proceeds to kick Noel Hellman outside, causing him to fly into a passing by garbage truck.(Noel Hellman) <(YALL ARE GOING TO REGRET THIS, YOU HEAR ME!?)The garbage truck slams shut and drives off.(Noel Hellman) <(OW!)(Bong Mask) <(Now then- FELLOW EVILDOERS! OUR TIME HAS COME TO RISE UP AND SEEK REVENGE ON THE ONIS AND YOKAI OF JIGOKU! JIGOKU WILL BE OURS FOR THE TAKING! SHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!)Mimi, Dr. Baboonial, Baltard, Zozo, Crapoulet and Destroyass all laugh together. The Sarimen all look at each other at first before then all laughing along with.(Bong Mask) <(And now for our FIRST order of business.....) Ominous music builds up... <(...LUNCH BREAK!)Cut to Bong Mask, Mimi, Zozo, Crapoulet, Destroyass, Dr. Baboonial, Baltard and some Sarimen at WackDonalds, enjoying a meal all together.(Bong Mask) <(This Big Wack is fucking great.) Bites into it some more.Mimi chows down on her WackDonalds meal, while Zozo and Crapoulet similarly chow down on there's. (Baltard) Tries to eat his, only for his burger to slip and fall out of his claws, splatting onto the ground. <(Awwwww....) Tries to pick up shake, only to drop that too. <(Dammit.) (Destroyass) Sucking on her shake's straw very suggestively, moaning while doing so. <(Mhmmmmm.~)(Sarimen) All just drink WackDonalds Coffee, drinking all together at the same time.(Dr. Baboonial) Simply eating a salad with ranch dressing on it. He taps on Bong Mask's shoulder. <(Why did we choose to eat here?)(Bong Mask) <(Because WackDonalds is one of our new sponsors now, that's what. Regardless of your stance on sponsors, one cannot deny that WackDonalds isn't just a fastfood restaurant- it's a great place to gather and spend time with your friends.) Winks at the camera as he holds up WackDonalds bag in a very commerical-y fashion.(Dr. Baboonial) Looks around awkwardly. (Bong Mask) <(Now then-) Tosses his Big Wack aside <(Lunch break over, second order of business is to WREAK HAVOC ON JIGOKU AGAIN!)Bong Mask's forces then rose up.(Bong Mask) <(JUST....take it outside of the WackDonalds!)Bong Mask's forces then all rushed outside, Bong Mask himself included. (Bong Mask) <(FUCK SHIT UP!)Mimi starts off the attack first by firing out a fireball against some mailbox, blowing it up. Crapoulet starts flipping cars over and Zozo attacks some elderly Oni lady. Dr. Baboonial gets out a ray gun and leads the Sarimen.(Dr. Baboonial) <(SARIMEN, ATTACK!)Dr. Baboonial and the Sarimen then begin to attack out on the streets, Dr. Baboonial firing out rays from his ray gun at random. Baltard runs over to some science base and begins to raid it. Baltard then comes outside with a pimpin' spaceship that he sprays grafitti on the rear that read "PIMPED OUT".(Baltard) raises claws up in the air and does a hearty evil laugh, then driving off and attacking the city with his new spaceship he made.(Destroyass) Whipping people and blasting out her Nano-Carbon Beam around at buildings, blowing them up. Bong Mask oversees the chaos and destruction going on, taking a good whiff from his bong. (Bong Mask) <(Ahhhhhhhh, it's great to be back in the game. Don't you agree, Mimi?)(Mimi) <(Yes boss. I love it too when we cause destruction together.)(Bong Mask) <(You're right, honey. Well what are we waiting for? Let's kill together!)(Mimi) <(You said it!)Bong Mask and Mimi then hold hands together, rushing out and going to cause more chaos and destruction. And so the villains were back....and who can stop them? Only one Oni can save us now....Meanwhile up in SPAAAAAAAAAACE (specifically in W87, the home galaxy of the EnJins)(Vroomius Maximus) <(Ah, so great to be back home.)Then a distress signal alarm is reached out. Vroomius quickly answers the call and sees what's going on at Jigoku.(Vroomius Maximus) <(What's this!? Bong Mask is back? And he's brought friends!?) Vroomius paused, he was in disbelief <( Oh no, this cannot be! I defeated him! Well, no matter, I shall defeat him once more! I know what I must do....I must get back to Jigoku. But first I need a boost.)Vroomius Maximus then turned to Seyrus.(Vroomius Maximus) <(Seyrus, I need your help! I need to get back to Jigoku! Mind sending me there so that I can save the day?)(Seyrus) <(Sure thing.) Seyrus turns around and pulls out his Justice Hammer. <(Now remember what I've told you; "Good may triumph over evil." Anyways, have luck down at saving Jigoku, again.) Seyrus then slams the Justice Hammer onto Vroomius Maximus's head, bonking him and sending him flying through space heading towards Jigoku.(Vroomius Maximus) <(AH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!) Hurdling down towards Jigoku faster and faster. <(STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT PART WHERE I GET TO KICK ASS AGAIN! DON'T MISS OUT! OR ELSE I'LL FUCKING KICK YOUR ASS!)Indeed, stayed tuned for our next episode where things get REALLY hectic for Jigoku...つづく (Tsudzuku)