"Call Me" Sitcom
Sports Night BetaDAN and CASEY are sitting in their office, typing at their computers. Casey isn't really listening to Dan.
Keep your pregnancyTo be perfectly honest, I wasn't looking forward to pregnancy. Aside from growing to the size of Sweden and losing the ability to walk more than ten yards without stopping for a breather, it's a scientific fact that pregnant women don't just develop babies in their wombs, but hand magnets as well. I'm not one of those people who has a thing about being touched, you understand conception's rather more difficult if you do but why whenever people see a pregnant friend, or even someone they barely know, do they feel like they've got a sudden and irrefutable right to engage in the middle class equivalent of happy slapping? We don't rustle someone's hair after they've just spent £140 at Mark Scott or stamp on their toes when they've taken out a second mortgage for a pair of Manolos, so why do we lurch for the gut whenever we see a kangaroo impression?
Mass Effect: Mindoir's Child
Crack Commander ShepherdThough Shepherd's official file states that her parents are unknown, in truth they were killed when Shepherd was seven in a badly-driven shuttle piloted by an Asari cab-driver named Bob. Shepherd was killed as well and only survives today after being brought back to life by the Lassie Project funded by the Innumerable Men, a secretive group of Two and a Half Men with unusual pseudonyms, a varied filmography, money to burn and corporate interests in Noverian slushies, Tuchankyan Irn-Bru and Jeri Ryan. It was during her time spent living with T.I.M. that she developed her talent for Air-fix models and starving innocent but needy fish.
Dragon Chronicles"There are three rules to remember when battling a Dragon, young one. Firstly, remember that the beast is as smart as you are – never take stupidity for granted. Secondly, be vigilant concerning the nostrils; when they widen, a fiery hail is headed your way. Finally, remember that these beasts roamed the lands before man was born, and will continue to do so until the last of your king's line is long past. We are but a mere distraction in their long lives, no more important than a wayward wolf is to a mounted knight. They are the lords of this earth." The bent figure of the elder gentleman outlined itself against the moonlight from outside the tower window. Nick listened to the alchemist's teachings as he did every night though lately he had distracted himself with worries for the old man's health. Wilbur Corben was older than anyone else the young boy knew and his aged body seemed loaded with the long years of his life. Many in the King's court jested that his mind had cracked with his
Dating site advice for girlsSpend any amount of time on a dating site and it quickly becomes obvious that despite the numerous instructions to be original and stand out, most women tend to write the exact same things. The trouble with this girls, is that while you type and read one thing, guys see another so never averse to helping out the fairer sex, here's a few quick translations for you.
Why men are better... We tell you the lies you want to hear. We lie when we say we don't mind your annoying friend coming round, we lie when we say we're looking forward to your mother's party and we lie about the dress and your bum. We lie about all of these things because we want you to be happy.
Scottish PatriotismWant to solve the energy crisis and save the world? Scottish independence is your answer.
Rolling News is sexistEveryone I know that watches 24-hr news is male. I don't know any women who watch it, presumably because they have better things to do. Like the dishes.
An insight into rankWith just over three years behind her as master and commander of the UESCA frigate Sweden, Aylsa Argyle had her promotion to Post Captain confirmed by flash-com almost four months ago meaning that short of gross misconduct or death, her promotion to the Admiralty was almost a certainly in time. It was only now that the Sweden had returned to Earth for retrofitting however that she would face the official ceremony of 'taking post' where an overlong and unnecessary event would publicise her exploits. Despite that the promotion would mean little in the short term beyond a salary increase. Though her posting would appear in the UESCA Chronicle, no one would refer to her as, 'Post Captain Argyle,' and as she was still the most junior post captain in the fleet, the odds of being given a larger ship to command were slim.
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