Scotland We AreMagnanimous victory, how we've hungered for thee,
Too long has thine embrace been trapped in history.
We have felled World Champions,
We have conquered on tour,
But for too long now we have failed to endure.
Let not this be our fate today,
Let this team not crumble nor fall by the way.
Our nation is proud and our strength resolute.
From the past we learn lessons; to the future we look.
By the many walks home in defeat's embrace,
By the pen of every writer who said we, "saved face."
By the sweat on our brows and the blood on our knees,
By the fifteen patriots who yearn to please.
By a nation's will and the strength of Man,
By every child that whispers, "yes, we can",
By that sweetest joy we all wish to share,
By the roar of the lion as he prances in the air,
By the unyielding coast that battles the waves,
By the beauty of the land that covers their graves,
For those who went before and those still yet to come,
With our brothers and sisters and daughters and sons,
Let the rafters rumble
Why men are better... We tell you the lies you want to hear. We lie when we say we don't mind your annoying friend coming round, we lie when we say we're looking forward to your mother's party and we lie about the dress and your bum. We lie about all of these things because we want you to be happy.
We don't manipulate you because we don't know how and that's not a failing. We don't want you twisted around our little finger; we just want you around.
We accept responsibility for everything that goes wrong in the bedroom. When we don't get aroused it's our fault; when you don't get aroused it's still our fault. When you don't orgasm it's not only our fault but a subject of discontent with the girls. You might ignore the very possibility that the problem might be you but we don't; we just keep quiet about it because we're better than that.
We don't try and change you. You might see 'the man we can be' but we got with you because we respect who you are now. While you say we're wasted