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Religion is like a Penis
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Published: September 6, 2011
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Religion is like a penis.

It's fine to have one.

It's fine to be proud of it.

But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around,

And PLEASE don't try to shove it down my children's throats.

THIS is one of the reasons why I hate missionaries. >:C

The stamp is a quote from the description of an earlier deviation of mine. [link]
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SnikernoyeHobbyist Digital Artist
"Homosexuality is wrong!"
"why?"
"because my penis told me so!"

This can be pretty hilarous though XD
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KyuuyulaHobbyist General Artist
I once had a wise person say this to me on YouTube:

"Religion is like a penis. Just because you have one doesn't mean you can shove it down other people's throats."



Best thing I have ever heard.
CL0UDZZ's avatar
CL0UDZZStudent Digital Artist
MY PENIS :( 
CL0UDZZ's avatar
CL0UDZZStudent Digital Artist
THIS INSULTS ME PENIS RELIGION 
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KeznenHobbyist General Artist
This is hilarious but so damn true! XD
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First-Mate-Klovers

THE DESCRIPTION OF THIS
I'M ALUGHING SO FU CKING HARD
Simply-A-Weirdo's avatar
hAHAHAHAHhhA AND YOU BEAT IT
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CreativiZ-RocksStudent General Artist
WHAT THE
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UnicronWarsHobbyist Writer
:iconrobotnikpingasplz::iconsaysplz:Worship the grrrrreat Dr. Rrrrrobotnik and inhale my Pingas!
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JuneJumpingSpiderHobbyist General Artist
this is amazing.
I mean as scary as it sounds, its true o,o
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Pootis9999Student Writer
Since religion is like a penis, being an atheist is like not having a penis. Check yourself before you shrek yourself.
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ReclusiveChickenHobbyist General Artist
And being agnostic is like raping both. Then again, there's always something better.
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Akhnaton-IIHobbyist Digital Artist
Like being a woman? It doesn't seem very wrong, does it?
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wakaflockaflame1Hobbyist General Artist
Wow, you just own EVERYBODY.
Fun-dragoness's avatar
I'm an Agnostic. It's rude to compare religion to a penis but DAMN that's clever XD
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alex674Hobbyist General Artist
Or for girls, the other one. XD
originalCzechball's avatar
Hm, so Atheists doesn't had any. Thank... someone, i'm Doge. 
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RobotMugStudent General Artist
It's pretty offensive to compare religion with penises, but I like your concept...
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JulihnHobbyist Digital Artist
Love your stamps.
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AspiePieStudent General Artist
Oh Lordy Lordy! What has the internet done!
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Corvus-the-SnarkHobbyist General Artist
Don't worry I don't, but I do ask that Atheists stop treating science like a penis
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Akhnaton-IIHobbyist Digital Artist

I don't think you can compare independent proof to someone's person beliefs.

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