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Religion is like a Penis by Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me Religion is like a Penis by Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me
Religion is like a penis.

It's fine to have one.

It's fine to be proud of it.

But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around,

And PLEASE don't try to shove it down my children's throats.

THIS is one of the reasons why I hate missionaries. >:C

The stamp is a quote from the description of an earlier deviation of mine. [link]
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:iconsnikernoye:
Snikernoye Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2019  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"Homosexuality is wrong!"
"why?"
"because my penis told me so!"

This can be pretty hilarous though XD
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Kyuuyula Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
I once had a wise person say this to me on YouTube:

"Religion is like a penis. Just because you have one doesn't mean you can shove it down other people's throats."



Best thing I have ever heard.
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CL0UDZZ Featured By Owner Edited Jun 13, 2018  Student Digital Artist
MY PENIS :( 
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:iconcl0udzz:
CL0UDZZ Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2018  Student Digital Artist
THIS INSULTS ME PENIS RELIGION 
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:iconkeznen:
Keznen Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
This is hilarious but so damn true! XD
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:iconsimply-a-weirdo:
Simply-A-Weirdo Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2016
First-Mate-Klovers

THE DESCRIPTION OF THIS
I'M ALUGHING SO FU CKING HARD
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:iconkaptain-klovers:
Kaptain-Klovers Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2016
OMG
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:iconsimply-a-weirdo:
Simply-A-Weirdo Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2016
hAHAHAHAHhhA AND YOU BEAT IT
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:iconcreativiz-rocks:
CreativiZ-Rocks Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2016  Student General Artist
WHAT THE
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:iconunicronwars:
UnicronWars Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
:iconrobotnikpingasplz::iconsaysplz:Worship the grrrrreat Dr. Rrrrrobotnik and inhale my Pingas!
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:iconjunejumpingspider:
JuneJumpingSpider Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
this is amazing.
I mean as scary as it sounds, its true o,o
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:iconpootis9999:
Pootis9999 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2015  Student Writer
Since religion is like a penis, being an atheist is like not having a penis. Check yourself before you shrek yourself.
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:iconreclusivechicken:
ReclusiveChicken Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
And being agnostic is like raping both. Then again, there's always something better.
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:iconakhnaton-ii:
Akhnaton-II Featured By Owner May 22, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Like being a woman? It doesn't seem very wrong, does it?
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:iconsimply-a-weirdo:
Simply-A-Weirdo Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2016
Oh my go
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:iconwakaflockaflame1:
wakaflockaflame1 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow, you just own EVERYBODY.
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:iconfun-dragoness:
Fun-dragoness Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015
I'm an Agnostic. It's rude to compare religion to a penis but DAMN that's clever XD
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:iconalex674:
alex674 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Or for girls, the other one. XD
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:iconoriginalczechball:
originalCzechball Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2015
Hm, so Atheists doesn't had any. Thank... someone, i'm Doge. 
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:iconrobotmug:
RobotMug Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2015  Student General Artist
It's pretty offensive to compare religion with penises, but I like your concept...
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:iconjulihn:
Julihn Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Love your stamps.
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:iconaspiepie:
AspiePie Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Student General Artist
Oh Lordy Lordy! What has the internet done!
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:iconcorvus-the-snark:
Corvus-the-Snark Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Don't worry I don't, but I do ask that Atheists stop treating science like a penis
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:iconakhnaton-ii:
Akhnaton-II Featured By Owner May 22, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist

I don't think you can compare independent proof to someone's person beliefs.

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:iconcorvus-the-snark:
Corvus-the-Snark Featured By Owner May 22, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Proof generally leads to belief so in a way you can
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:iconakhnaton-ii:
Akhnaton-II Featured By Owner May 22, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hmm, proof can work both ways. When people prove something, I believe in it, when they prove otherwise, I believe otherwise.
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wakaflockaflame1 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Owned!
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:iconoriginalczechball:
originalCzechball Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2015
Religious people don't interact with science?   
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:iconcorvus-the-snark:
Corvus-the-Snark Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Despite popular, opinion we do... Well, at least sane religious people do
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SharpPointyThings Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2014  Student General Artist
Exactly! 
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:iconchiminix:
Chiminix Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2014
Religion is like a penis.

Atheists don't have one.
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GrinReaperX Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Smartest comment I've seen all day!
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:iconsherberttcat:
SherbertTCat Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well, since I keep mine in my pants...
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:iconsuneira:
Suneira Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013
Guess it needed to be shouted out sooner or later.
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:iconangelfabeth:
angelfabeth Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
So true!
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:iconmythicalrose:
MythicalRose Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2013
:iconclapplz:
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:icon69shadesofpurple:
69ShadesofPurple Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013
RELIGION IS HARD
LIKE A PENIS
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:iconemi-chan92:
Emi-Chan92 Featured By Owner May 28, 2013  Professional
I agree, definetly!
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:iconthemightydenybgib:
TheMightyDenYbgib Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Professional Writer
Oh boy, it's time to worship my dick.
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:icongrinreaperx:
GrinReaperX Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's where fapping cums in ;)
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FeatherSan Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013
My biggest problem with missionaries is the fact that all they think that only their religion is right (set aside the guilt and treat arguments some use).
There are hundreds of religions (considering the dead ones), and thousand of Gods/Godsses, accert that only yours is the right one? that's a big burden to prove.
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ExSakura Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Student General Artist
If I wasn't surrounded by other people right now, I would be laughing hysterically.
I'm laughing on the inside XD
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bella-katniss-2555 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
OMFG I AM LMAO RIGHT NOW!!!
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Susanita172356 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
LOL!!!! XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
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:iconyugiohfanjulie:
yugiohfanjulie Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
OMFG XD that is so FTW
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mymelo Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2012  Student General Artist
Oh my god, my mom made that metaphor the other day XD
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TenMomentsTill Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2012  Student Digital Artist
"Quick, hold very still. Missionaries vision is motion based!"

And that is how I made it into my house without being religiously assaulted.
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GrinReaperX Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That should be a mobile game "Avoid the Missionary" XD
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:iconcynthia-2901:
cynthia-2901 Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2012  Student General Artist
That moment when you finally found THE stamp... THANK YOU.
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